Springfield Heights ***WALKTHROUGH***
Springfield Heights Pt. 1
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what are those baboons doing in the break room?
Smithers: Unfortunately sir, those are humans. The monkeys we trained have all been poached by competitors.
Homer: I drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake.
Carl: Okay Homer, we all saw There Will Be Blood.
Lenny: And read Upton Sinclairs novel Oil!
Lenny: No wait, none of us did that.
Homer: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Homer: All I know is that while you're doing it, I'm using this slanty straw I invented... to drink your milkshakes!
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's pretty much the one baboon our competitors didn't get.
Mr. Burns: Homer Simpson, eh? Well he's given me an idea -- to reuse an idea I had twenty years ago.
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Task: Build Burns Slant-Drilling Co.
Springfield Heights Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: We struck oil, Smithers! Finally I can join the trillionaires club. I just wish it wasn't so lonely at the clubhouse.
Mr. Burns: Just me and those freshly killed endangered species waiting to be stuffed and/or cooked. Maybe I should hire staff.
Smithers: Sir, an oil based economy usually brings two things to town: millionaires and an influx of young, brawny single men.
Mr. Burns: So we'll both have something to look forward to.
Smithers: Err, I'm not sure I follow you, sir.
Mr. Burns: I'll have my financial peers and you'll have a lower wage due to increased competition. A Win-Win!
Mr. Burns: But more millionaires could be a threat! Unless I owned their homes. Then I could be their
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what's the rich version of slum lord? Eh, let's just stick with slum lord.
Mr. Burns: Find me a real estate agent!
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Task: Build Red Blazer Realty
Springfield Heights Pt. 3
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Mr. Burns as a client? Finally, someone with the money, the gumption, and the money to build homes suitable for me to sell.
Mr. Burns: Homes? These people buy homes for their dogs! I don't need homes - I need mansions! Although I will need some homes for their dogs.
Cookie Kwan: The only area that fits that description is Springfield Heights. And lucky for you it's on my turf the West Side.
Mr. Burns: Ah, so that's west, is it? We've never really had a compass direction in this town before.
Cookie Kwan: Unfortunately it's separated from the town by a chain of mountains.
Cookie Kwan: If only there were someone in Springfield known to occasionally walk around throwing dynamite.
Task: Make Homer Clear the Tunnel
Time: 6s
Location: Mountains
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Cookie Kwan: Thank you, Homer! Your haphazard use of explosives has cleared the tunnel.
Cookie Kwan: It's collapsed before, and certainly isn't more structurally sound now... but it's open.
Springfield Heights Pt. 4
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Cookie Kwan: Glor? Spang? Kleeb? What store is this and why does it only sell rejected fight sound effects?
Lisa: That's the Danish furniture store Shøp! They sell expensive-looking furniture and cheap horsemeat.
Cookie Kwan: Classy on the outside, trashy on the inside that's my target clientele!
Homer: But where will all the trashy on the outside and trashy on the inside people shop? We can't afford those prices.
Cookie Kwan: Then get off your lazy **** and get a second job. We all have them. It's the American way.
Lisa: What's your second job?
Cookie Kwan: Real estate agent. My first job is blazer model.
Homer: More work?!? I don't like the American way. Why can't we just ONCE adopt the Canadian way?
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Task: Build Deluxe Condo
Reward: 10 XP 5 Furniture
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: These condos are really going to stretch my realtor up-selling skills. Small becomes cozy. Poorly lit becomes romantic.
Cookie Kwan: And roaming gangs become armed security, as long as you're not wearing blue or gold.
Quimby: How long before our first silver-spoon moves in?
Cookie Kwan: Oh, this is what we in the realty business call a long con. These are to attract more of a stainless steel spoon variety.
Quimby: Then why did we, ah, build it? If I wanted more middle class people in this town, I wouldn't have converted that library into an abandoned library.
Cookie Kwan: Wealthy people don't like to be the first to settle. They do it in waves.
Cookie Kwan: First the middle class force out the poor and then the wealthy force out the middle class.
Cookie Kwan: And then the poor rise up, chase out the wealthy and burn down the neighborhood, starting the process over again.
Quimby: But when that happens they always make an example of their political leaders by keeping them in power, right? Right?
Task: Have Cookie Kwan Advertise Springfield Heights
Time: 8h
Location: Shøp
Task: Reach 1M Real Estate
Task: Build Montessori School
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The More the Merrier
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Homer: AAAHHH! I can't keep up with all the customers' orders... and all their returns!
Lisa: I think you're not following the instructions right. All these chairs have two legs.
Homer: I thought they were just fancy chairs invented by some snooty Scandinavian designer!
Task: Unlock Ned Flanders's job at the Shøp
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
Springfield Heights Pt. 5
Comic Book Guy starts
Cookie Kwan: Gentrification is coming. I can smell it.
Comic Book Guy: Allow me to try - I took an online sommelier course in nerd scents. Yes, I smell small-batch pour-over coffee and free wifi.
Comic Book Guy: *sniff sniff* Two hour limit with purchase.
Cookie Kwan: It's perfect. First the coffee shops come, then the brunch places, then the dog groomers, and then the dog brunch places.
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Task: Unlock Coffee Shop in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Collect Lattes
Location: Coffee Shop
Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 2
The Rich Texan: Oh shoot. My wallet's too full again and won't close. Quick sweetie, let's buy this here penthouse suite!
Paris Texan: No, Daddy! Gross. I can't film my next reality show in a condo! People expect a certain level of class from reality TV.
Paris Texan: Plus I need something big enough to fit an underwater confessional cam.
Reward: 10 XP 10 Latte
Springfield Heights Pt. 6
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Most wealthy people have forgotten how to do the most basic of tasks.
Mr. Burns: What? I wasn't listening. Smithers! Listen for me!
Cookie Kwan: That's why we need to build something for the 1%'s assistants, trust fund managers, professional meat cutters, and mail order mistresses.
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Task: Unlock the Institute of Technology in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Smart Devices [x2]
Location: Institute of Technology
Manjula: What is it, Apu? You stopped mopping. Is the bucket ready to be poured back into the Squishee machine?
Apu: I felt a chill - like Springfield finally decided to join the tech crunch. I'm not going to be the only Nahasapeemapetilon in the phone book for much longer.
Reward: 10 XP 8 Smart Devices
Springfield Heights Pt. 7
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Despite my love of the West Side, rich people tend to embrace eastern traditions sushi, yoga, purchasing girls' underwear from a vending machine.
Moe: I did yoga once back in the seventies. Only back then they called it yogurt, and it was a food not an exercise routine.
Moe: I can also confuse yoga for Yogi Bear. You wanna hear that one?
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Task: Unlock L.A. Bodyworks in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Yoga Mats [x5]
Location: L.A. Body Works
Springfield Heights Pt. 8
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: My beautiful wealthy oasis is almost complete. Now we just need a healthy supply of prescription drugs for our bored housewives to get addicted to.
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Cookie Kwan: No, your face is already on too many bench ads. You've been sullied by the butts of the poor!
Cookie Kwan: I'd never stoop to a bench ad. Now a stoop ad, that's thinking outside the box. Hmm, a box ad
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Task: Unlock John's Pharmaceuticals in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Pharmaceuticals [x5]
Location: John's Pharmaceuticals
Springfield Heights Pt. 9
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: We haven't had a single wealthy person move in! I don't deserve this real estate blazer or hot air balloon. Hot air balloons are for closers and balloon enthusiasts.
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here, reporting on the public outcry for the rich and famous.
Kent Brockman: What will bring the elite class to this one horse town? Two horses? In this reporter's opinion three!
Cookie Kwan: Of course!
Kent Brockman: The horses? That was my idea! It's copywritten!
Cookie Kwan: No! We need a dog and pony show! But instead of dogs and ponies, we have celebrities and celebrity ponies.
Cookie Kwan: Nothing attracts rich people more than red carpet events.
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Task: Unlock Heights Theater in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Hollywood Awards [x5]
Location: Heights Theater
Cookie Kwan: All the celebrities had Native Americans accept their awards on their behalf to protest Springfield Heights being built on an ancient burial ground.
Cookie Kwan: Don't they realize that a haunted house counts as a built-in alarm system? It's a perk!
Message: You've completed the quests. But keep building your Springfield Heights to increase your Real Estate Value and unlock more prizes!
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what are those baboons doing in the break room?
Smithers: Unfortunately sir, those are humans. The monkeys we trained have all been poached by competitors.
Homer: I drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake. And I'll drink your milkshake.
Carl: Okay Homer, we all saw There Will Be Blood.
Lenny: And read Upton Sinclairs novel Oil!
Lenny: No wait, none of us did that.
Homer: I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Homer: All I know is that while you're doing it, I'm using this slanty straw I invented... to drink your milkshakes!
Smithers: That's Homer Simpson, sir. He's pretty much the one baboon our competitors didn't get.
Mr. Burns: Homer Simpson, eh? Well he's given me an idea -- to reuse an idea I had twenty years ago.
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Task: Build Burns Slant-Drilling Co.
Springfield Heights Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: We struck oil, Smithers! Finally I can join the trillionaires club. I just wish it wasn't so lonely at the clubhouse.
Mr. Burns: Just me and those freshly killed endangered species waiting to be stuffed and/or cooked. Maybe I should hire staff.
Smithers: Sir, an oil based economy usually brings two things to town: millionaires and an influx of young, brawny single men.
Mr. Burns: So we'll both have something to look forward to.
Smithers: Err, I'm not sure I follow you, sir.
Mr. Burns: I'll have my financial peers and you'll have a lower wage due to increased competition. A Win-Win!
Mr. Burns: But more millionaires could be a threat! Unless I owned their homes. Then I could be their
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what's the rich version of slum lord? Eh, let's just stick with slum lord.
Mr. Burns: Find me a real estate agent!
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Task: Build Red Blazer Realty
Springfield Heights Pt. 3
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Mr. Burns as a client? Finally, someone with the money, the gumption, and the money to build homes suitable for me to sell.
Mr. Burns: Homes? These people buy homes for their dogs! I don't need homes - I need mansions! Although I will need some homes for their dogs.
Cookie Kwan: The only area that fits that description is Springfield Heights. And lucky for you it's on my turf the West Side.
Mr. Burns: Ah, so that's west, is it? We've never really had a compass direction in this town before.
Cookie Kwan: Unfortunately it's separated from the town by a chain of mountains.
Cookie Kwan: If only there were someone in Springfield known to occasionally walk around throwing dynamite.
Task: Make Homer Clear the Tunnel
Time: 6s
Location: Mountains
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Cookie Kwan: Thank you, Homer! Your haphazard use of explosives has cleared the tunnel.
Cookie Kwan: It's collapsed before, and certainly isn't more structurally sound now... but it's open.
Springfield Heights Pt. 4
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Cookie Kwan: Glor? Spang? Kleeb? What store is this and why does it only sell rejected fight sound effects?
Lisa: That's the Danish furniture store Shøp! They sell expensive-looking furniture and cheap horsemeat.
Cookie Kwan: Classy on the outside, trashy on the inside that's my target clientele!
Homer: But where will all the trashy on the outside and trashy on the inside people shop? We can't afford those prices.
Cookie Kwan: Then get off your lazy **** and get a second job. We all have them. It's the American way.
Lisa: What's your second job?
Cookie Kwan: Real estate agent. My first job is blazer model.
Homer: More work?!? I don't like the American way. Why can't we just ONCE adopt the Canadian way?
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Task: Build Deluxe Condo
Reward: 10 XP 5 Furniture
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: These condos are really going to stretch my realtor up-selling skills. Small becomes cozy. Poorly lit becomes romantic.
Cookie Kwan: And roaming gangs become armed security, as long as you're not wearing blue or gold.
Quimby: How long before our first silver-spoon moves in?
Cookie Kwan: Oh, this is what we in the realty business call a long con. These are to attract more of a stainless steel spoon variety.
Quimby: Then why did we, ah, build it? If I wanted more middle class people in this town, I wouldn't have converted that library into an abandoned library.
Cookie Kwan: Wealthy people don't like to be the first to settle. They do it in waves.
Cookie Kwan: First the middle class force out the poor and then the wealthy force out the middle class.
Cookie Kwan: And then the poor rise up, chase out the wealthy and burn down the neighborhood, starting the process over again.
Quimby: But when that happens they always make an example of their political leaders by keeping them in power, right? Right?
Task: Have Cookie Kwan Advertise Springfield Heights
Time: 8h
Location: Shøp
Task: Reach 1M Real Estate
Task: Build Montessori School
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The More the Merrier
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Homer: AAAHHH! I can't keep up with all the customers' orders... and all their returns!
Lisa: I think you're not following the instructions right. All these chairs have two legs.
Homer: I thought they were just fancy chairs invented by some snooty Scandinavian designer!
Task: Unlock Ned Flanders's job at the Shøp
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
Springfield Heights Pt. 5
Comic Book Guy starts
Cookie Kwan: Gentrification is coming. I can smell it.
Comic Book Guy: Allow me to try - I took an online sommelier course in nerd scents. Yes, I smell small-batch pour-over coffee and free wifi.
Comic Book Guy: *sniff sniff* Two hour limit with purchase.
Cookie Kwan: It's perfect. First the coffee shops come, then the brunch places, then the dog groomers, and then the dog brunch places.
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Task: Unlock Coffee Shop in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Collect Lattes
Location: Coffee Shop
Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 2
The Rich Texan: Oh shoot. My wallet's too full again and won't close. Quick sweetie, let's buy this here penthouse suite!
Paris Texan: No, Daddy! Gross. I can't film my next reality show in a condo! People expect a certain level of class from reality TV.
Paris Texan: Plus I need something big enough to fit an underwater confessional cam.
Reward: 10 XP 10 Latte
Springfield Heights Pt. 6
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Most wealthy people have forgotten how to do the most basic of tasks.
Mr. Burns: What? I wasn't listening. Smithers! Listen for me!
Cookie Kwan: That's why we need to build something for the 1%'s assistants, trust fund managers, professional meat cutters, and mail order mistresses.
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Task: Unlock the Institute of Technology in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Smart Devices [x2]
Location: Institute of Technology
Manjula: What is it, Apu? You stopped mopping. Is the bucket ready to be poured back into the Squishee machine?
Apu: I felt a chill - like Springfield finally decided to join the tech crunch. I'm not going to be the only Nahasapeemapetilon in the phone book for much longer.
Reward: 10 XP 8 Smart Devices
Springfield Heights Pt. 7
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: Despite my love of the West Side, rich people tend to embrace eastern traditions sushi, yoga, purchasing girls' underwear from a vending machine.
Moe: I did yoga once back in the seventies. Only back then they called it yogurt, and it was a food not an exercise routine.
Moe: I can also confuse yoga for Yogi Bear. You wanna hear that one?
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Task: Unlock L.A. Bodyworks in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Yoga Mats [x5]
Location: L.A. Body Works
Springfield Heights Pt. 8
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: My beautiful wealthy oasis is almost complete. Now we just need a healthy supply of prescription drugs for our bored housewives to get addicted to.
Dr. Nick: Hi everybody!
Cookie Kwan: No, your face is already on too many bench ads. You've been sullied by the butts of the poor!
Cookie Kwan: I'd never stoop to a bench ad. Now a stoop ad, that's thinking outside the box. Hmm, a box ad
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Task: Unlock John's Pharmaceuticals in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Pharmaceuticals [x5]
Location: John's Pharmaceuticals
Springfield Heights Pt. 9
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: We haven't had a single wealthy person move in! I don't deserve this real estate blazer or hot air balloon. Hot air balloons are for closers and balloon enthusiasts.
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here, reporting on the public outcry for the rich and famous.
Kent Brockman: What will bring the elite class to this one horse town? Two horses? In this reporter's opinion three!
Cookie Kwan: Of course!
Kent Brockman: The horses? That was my idea! It's copywritten!
Cookie Kwan: No! We need a dog and pony show! But instead of dogs and ponies, we have celebrities and celebrity ponies.
Cookie Kwan: Nothing attracts rich people more than red carpet events.
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Task: Unlock Heights Theater in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Hollywood Awards [x5]
Location: Heights Theater
Cookie Kwan: All the celebrities had Native Americans accept their awards on their behalf to protest Springfield Heights being built on an ancient burial ground.
Cookie Kwan: Don't they realize that a haunted house counts as a built-in alarm system? It's a perk!
Message: You've completed the quests. But keep building your Springfield Heights to increase your Real Estate Value and unlock more prizes!
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Task: Reach 25M Real Estate
Task: Build Flying Car
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 3
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Task: Reach 200M Real Estate
Task: Build Springfield Lake
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 4
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Task: Reach 500M Real Estate
Task: Build Ziff Mansion
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 5
Cookie Kwan starts
The Rich Texan: I'm looking for some property to be in my daughter's name because of some legal issues surrounding my less than legal investments.
The Rich Texan: Nothing fancy -- just a town worth a billion dollars or so. I've tried hard to keep her grounded.
Message: Can you reach one billion Real Estate Value and attract your first celebrity?
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Task: Reach One Billion Real Estate
Task: Build Billionaire Haven
The Rich Texan: Oh boy! You did it, and just in time for my congressional hearing.
Paris Texan: And I finally achieved the old American Dream and new American dream in the same week.
Paris Texan: Become a homeowner, and then get famous for having a great **** and doing nothing.
Paris Texan: And it's nice not being under Daddy's roof anymore. Finally I can have some time to myself with my reality show.
Republic of Condo Pt. 1
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Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 3
Republic of Condo Pt. 2
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Republic of Condo Pt. 3
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Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 5
Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
Cookie Kwan: I propose building the Cookie Kwan Business Center Develop Your Cookies in this Cookie. And yes, I'm open to throwing a fourth Cookie somewhere in the name.
Mr. Burns: Excellent. We can always do with more useless people locked in a fancy office building doing menial tasks for billionaires who don't give a damn about them.
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Task: Build Business Center
Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 2
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Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 3
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Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 4
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Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 5
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Task: Upgrade a Business Center to Level 5
Show- Vroom Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
Paris Texan: Here are my keys. I don't need the car for another few hours, so see that it gets a good wax and polish.
Cookie Kwan: I'm not a valet. I'm your real estate agent. This is red jacket, not red vest!
Paris Texan: Oh, that's a problem. I need someone to hold open the car door for me when I expose myself to the paparazzi.
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Task: Build Valet Parking
Show- Vroom Pt. 2
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Show- Vroom Pt. 3
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Show- Vroom Pt. 4
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Task: Upgrade a Valet Parking to Level 4
Show- Vroom Pt. 5
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Task: Upgrade a Valet Parking to Level 5
Getting Classy Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
The Rich Texan: What about our mansion, honey? The pool comes with straight dolphins the rarest of dolphins.
Paris Texan: Ugh, maybe my dog's assistant could live here. Or his dog. But I would literally die living anywhere with fewer than 2 humidors.
The Rich Texan: Look sweetie. Daddy is in a bit of a jam and if we don't purchase some property quick, I'm going to have to pay taxes this year.
Paris Texan: Ugh, taxes are for people dumb enough to have their bank accounts on-shore. Daddy, I promise I won't let you down I'll spend your money.
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Task: Build Classic Mansion
Homer: Wait, how come these fancy buildings don't generate tax income?
Cookie Kwan: Because this is America, where rich people don't pay taxes.
Getting Classy Pt. 2
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Task: Upgrade a Classic Mansion to Level 2
Getting Classy Pt. 3
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Task: Upgrade a Classic Mansion to Level 3
Getting Classy Pt. 4
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Task: Upgrade a Classic Mansion to Level 4
Getting Classy Pt. 5
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Task: Upgrade a Classic Mansion to Level 5
Cubical Dream Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
Paris Texan: Oh daddy, this new mansion looks even better than the one you bought in the south of France.
Paris Texan: You know, the one next to Johnny Depp's.
Paris Texan: It would look SO good on my website.
Paris Texan: Can I have one, can I have one, pretty please?
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Task: Build Modern Mansion
Cubical Dream Pt. 2
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Task: Upgrade a Modern Mansion to Level 2
Cubical Dream Pt. 3
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Task: Upgrade a Modern Mansion to Level 3
Cubical Dream Pt. 4
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Task: Upgrade a Modern Mansion to Level 4
Cubical Dream Pt. 5
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Task: Upgrade a Modern Mansion to Level 5
Waterfront Property
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Task: Purchase the First a Beachfront Property
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
Waterfront Property Pt.2
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Task: Purchase the Second Beachfront Property
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
In Land Empire
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Task: Purchase a Land Expansion in Springfield Heights
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
The First Billion Is The Hardest
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Paris Texan: Daddy, look at that, we just made our first million!
Paris Texan: I guess it's not too bad considering.
The Rich Texan: Honey, remember what I've been telling you since you were big enough to scorn the maid.
The Rich Texan: NEVER be satisfied with what you achieve. It's never enough and the money's ALWAYS greener on the other side of the fence.
The Rich Texan: Now go and make daddy proud!
Message: Go to the friends map to see whose town's wealthy are the wealthiest!
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Task: Check Out Springfield Heights Leaderboard
A Clockwork Storage
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Apu: You, with the blue hair! Are you done shopping yet? I have to get back to my thesis work.
Milhouse: How come the ice cream boxes all say 'myPhone' on them and aren't leaking like they normally are?
Apu: The Institute of Technology ran out of storage, so I said they could keep some of their merchandise here.
Milhouse: Can I buy them?
Apu: Sure, but these are previous generation myPhones.
Milhouse: Oh... nevermind. Let me know when you get more leaky ice cream in.
Task: Unlock Milhouse's job at the Institute of Technology
Trend Fretter Pt. 1
Paris Texan starts
Paris Texan: The Heights' is all that's trending on social media! I crashed my car into a pool for nothing!
Paris Texan: Wait a sec - if The Heights are popular, and I'm in The Heights, then carry the two, divide by zero then I'm popular!
Task: Make Paris Texan Walk the Dog
Time: 1h
Trend Fretter Pt. 2
Paris Texan starts
Paris Texan: These buildings aren't that great where's their sex appeal? Or their cool boyfriend named Brock who free climbs?
Paris Texan: They clearly aren't used to class and sophistication. I should throw a little soiree and show them how it's done.
Paris Texan: I wonder if Vulgari still has that diamond encrusted beer bong?
Task: Make Paris Texan Class Up A Party
Time: 24h
Location: Classic Mansion, Krusty's Mansion, Brown House, Little Black Box, Deluxe Condo, Modern Mansion
Trend Fretter Pt. 3
Paris Texan starts
Paris Texan: I think I showed the town how a real star behaves.
The Rich Texan: Precious! You're all over the news. What have you done?
Paris Texan: I had to hit that paparazzi, Daddy!
Paris Texan: He wasn't taking my picture!
Paris Texan: Don't worry, this is excellent publicity for my reality show. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to check myself into a hospital for exhaustion to avoid criminal charges.
Task: Make Paris Texan Film Realty Show Segment
Time: 24h
Location: Billionaire Haven
Trend Fretter Pt. 4
Paris Texan starts
Paris Texan: My show was nominated for a Neppy!
Lisa: A Neppy?
Paris Texan: A Nepotism in Hollywood Award. They only honor those who are most deserving of not deserving it.
Paris Texan: Now if you'll excuse me, I deserve a relaxing get-away.
Task: Make Paris Texan Attend Billionaire Haven
Time: 12h
Location: Billionaire Haven
Mr. Burns starts
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Task: Build Burns Slant-Drilling Co.
Springfield Heights Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
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Task: Build Red Blazer Realty
Springfield Heights Pt. 3
Cookie Kwan starts
Task: Make Homer Clear the Tunnel
Time: 6s
Location: Mountains
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Springfield Heights Pt. 4
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Task: Build Deluxe Condo
Reward: 10 XP 5 Furniture
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
Task: Have Cookie Kwan Advertise Springfield Heights
Time: 8h
Location: Shøp
Task: Reach 1M Real Estate
Task: Build Montessori School
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The More the Merrier
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Task: Unlock Ned Flanders's job at the Shøp
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
Springfield Heights Pt. 5
Comic Book Guy starts
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Task: Unlock Coffee Shop in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Collect Lattes
Location: Coffee Shop
Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 2
Reward: 10 XP 10 Latte
Springfield Heights Pt. 6
Cookie Kwan starts
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Task: Unlock the Institute of Technology in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Smart Devices [x2]
Location: Institute of Technology
Reward: 10 XP 8 Smart Devices
Springfield Heights Pt. 7
Cookie Kwan starts
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Task: Unlock L.A. Bodyworks in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Yoga Mats [x5]
Location: L.A. Body Works
Springfield Heights Pt. 8
Cookie Kwan starts
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Task: Unlock John's Pharmaceuticals in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Pharmaceuticals [x5]
Location: John's Pharmaceuticals
Springfield Heights Pt. 9
Cookie Kwan starts
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Task: Unlock Heights Theater in Springfield Heights
Task: Make Springfielders Produce Hollywood Awards [x5]
Location: Heights Theater
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Task: Reach 25M Real Estate
Task: Build Flying Car
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 3
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Task: Reach 200M Real Estate
Task: Build Springfield Lake
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 4
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Task: Reach 500M Real Estate
Task: Build Ziff Mansion
Real Estate Mogul Pt. 5
Cookie Kwan starts
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Task: Reach One Billion Real Estate
Task: Build Billionaire Haven
Republic of Condo Pt. 1
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Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 3
Republic of Condo Pt. 2
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Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 4
Republic of Condo Pt. 3
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Task: Upgrade a Deluxe Condo to Level 5
Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
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Task: Build Business Center
Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 2
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Task: Upgrade a Business Center to Level 2
Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 3
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Task: Upgrade a Business Center to Level 3
Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 4
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Task: Upgrade a Business Center to Level 4
Above the Clouds of Springfield Pt. 5
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Task: Upgrade a Business Center to Level 5
Show- Vroom Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
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Task: Build Valet Parking
Show- Vroom Pt. 2
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Task: Upgrade a Valet Parking to Level 2
Show- Vroom Pt. 3
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Task: Upgrade a Valet Parking to Level 3
Show- Vroom Pt. 4
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Task: Upgrade a Valet Parking to Level 4
Show- Vroom Pt. 5
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Task: Upgrade a Valet Parking to Level 5
Getting Classy Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
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Task: Build Classic Mansion
Getting Classy Pt. 2
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Task: Upgrade a Classic Mansion to Level 2
Getting Classy Pt. 3
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Task: Upgrade a Classic Mansion to Level 3
Getting Classy Pt. 4
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Task: Upgrade a Classic Mansion to Level 4
Getting Classy Pt. 5
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Task: Upgrade a Classic Mansion to Level 5
Cubical Dream Pt. 1
Cookie Kwan starts
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Task: Build Modern Mansion
Cubical Dream Pt. 2
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Task: Upgrade a Modern Mansion to Level 2
Cubical Dream Pt. 3
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Task: Upgrade a Modern Mansion to Level 3
Cubical Dream Pt. 4
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Task: Upgrade a Modern Mansion to Level 4
Cubical Dream Pt. 5
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Task: Upgrade a Modern Mansion to Level 5
Waterfront Property
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Task: Purchase the First a Beachfront Property
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
Waterfront Property Pt.2
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Task: Purchase the Second Beachfront Property
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
In Land Empire
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Task: Purchase a Land Expansion in Springfield Heights
Reward: 10 XP 10 Furniture
The First Billion Is The Hardest
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Task: Check Out Springfield Heights Leaderboard
A Clockwork Storage
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Task: Unlock Milhouse's job at the Institute of Technology
Trend Fretter Pt. 1
Paris Texan starts
Task: Make Paris Texan Walk the Dog
Time: 1h
Trend Fretter Pt. 2
Paris Texan starts
Task: Make Paris Texan Class Up A Party
Time: 24h
Location: Classic Mansion, Krusty's Mansion, Brown House, Little Black Box, Deluxe Condo, Modern Mansion
Trend Fretter Pt. 3
Paris Texan starts
Task: Make Paris Texan Film Realty Show Segment
Time: 24h
Location: Billionaire Haven
Trend Fretter Pt. 4
Paris Texan starts
Task: Make Paris Texan Attend Billionaire Haven
Time: 12h
Location: Billionaire Haven
For example, it looks like it is cheaper to rush individual latte collection jobs than to pay the donut premium to buy something when you are low on lattes. Basically there is a HUGE difference to how many donuts it costs to do the same thing. Based on this kind of thing happening more and more, and the debacle that was the community prize pool in tap ball, whoever is analyzing the various economies and exchange rates really needs to take another ECON class. This is getting old, EA.
making a chart is kinda hard due to the enormous variety of values in the expansion
Do you know which quests I have to complete to get the limited time offer on the Banana Dictatorship in the shop?
I am one of those players who have updated and are playing normally, but I'm too scared of losing donuts to start the quests for Springfield Heights so I haven't even placed Burns Slant Drilling yet. Still, I would like to get the Banana Dictatorship before a patch hits...
Could you help me with some info? Thanks a lot!
You need to earn enough REV to unlock next character
There's a great thread on here that explains it well.