'How was your anniversary EA?'
'Well, I ripped some flowers from the neighbors yard, came home, threw the flowers at her feet and told her I wanted sex after she was done cooking me dinner.'
'You really went all out, I bet she was happy.'
'No, she's had nothing but an attitude since.'
'Really?! Flowers, dinner, and romance and she's still not happy?!'
'I know, right?!'
'There's no pleasing some people...'
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'Well, I ripped some flowers from the neighbors yard, came home, threw the flowers at her feet and told her I wanted sex after she was done cooking me dinner.'
'You really went all out, I bet she was happy.'
'No, she's had nothing but an attitude since.'
'Really?! Flowers, dinner, and romance and she's still not happy?!'
'I know, right?!'
'There's no pleasing some people...'
Know I'm in the minority, but I really miss the wheel. Added some excitement.