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Favorite phrases on TSTO

I also love the dialogue, some of them are better than others but there is quite a lot of thought gone into it by someone at EA, even when they are poking fun at us the players.


  • Grumpstown
    1361 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    the old grey mare she aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be, aint what she used to be
  • BrideOfFrank35
    244 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    "duffman is here....to refill your beer"

    louie or legs when you send to jail, "you broke my heart"
  • AAADave1961
    114 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    The notification when Homer says, "Visitors! Better put on pants!".
    This has happened twice now when I've been at the grocery store and people give me strange looks. Very funny.
  • tapperino_forums
    542 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    Some of the recent Act Maggie dialogue is really funny. "Surrogate motherboard" makes me laugh every time. Not in the game anymore but all there on the simpsonswiki.

  • ForumNerds
    2455 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    So much of Act Maggie dialogue made me laugh. I kept thinking that the writer's at EA MUST be reading these forums.

    My favorite part of that one was when Homer had to go to KL to find the last part of R.O.S.A.

    "Fine. If the shuttle crashes on the way to Krustyland, tell Marge and the kids I died happy because I didn't make it to Krustyland."
    (...and then his next line, when he arrives in KL ... )
    Ugh. This place is awful. And it's so far from Springfield. That shuttle bus took like 16 seconds".

    Now, I happen to like Krustyland, but that encapsulated exactly what we've been saying here.

    And I could swear that someone here used the "16 seconds" at some point. Maybe it was about friend visiting, or maybe it was about going to Krustyland. But I really think someone was frustrated that we were upset at having to wait "16 seconds" for something (That number stood out to me. Anyone else? )

  • devilhunt1449
    3849 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    Yeah some of the dialogue in the act Maggie part of winter 15 was absolutely superb if fact I think they excelled themselves with it, don't know if they have a new member of staff in the TSTO section but feel there's definitely been an improvement in writing recently not that some of the older event dialogue wasn't great, I also remember someone saying something about the 15 or 16 second wait for Krustyland to load on here as well.
  • mathumster385
    2420 posts Member
    edited February 2016
  • ernienbenny
    172 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    Ralph Wiggum: "I'm gonna' set you on fire! Haha!"
    And Dr nick when you tap him: "Ohh. My...thing!"
  • stephtog
    493 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    Jasper "I'm in - as long as we're done by 6" always makes me chuckle, in fact everything he says does!

    And I love it when you send Apu to feed the octuplets and he says "ok whatever" in a really cheesed off voice

    My no 1 though is Barney "I do find happiness at the bottom of a glass!!"
  • crodf20
    99 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    "My imaginary friends think that you're stupid" Love it.
  • denisewalks
    178 posts
    edited February 2016
    Any time I'm doing something with my kids and I'm done, I say in my best Ralphie voice "my diaper is full now." All of k
    His dialogue cracks me up.
  • cdepast
    2462 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    "welcome to the forum" "happy tapping" and "pics or it didnt happen" - all by JimJ
  • smohqy
    2113 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    As good a place as any.

  • bluntcard
    4147 posts Member
    edited February 2016

    "Aside from my gun, the only thing that makes me feel like a man are my enormous genitals."
    Make Nightmare Pile like Zombie Sandwich. All kids trick or treat at once.
  • Solartron
    138 posts
    edited February 2016
    OhhhhhhhhHHhhhhhh, loneliness and cheeseburgers. <--back in 2012-13 that's all CBG said and I found it awesome.
  • IckabodSchrek
    5912 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    I love everything that Nick the pharmaceutical guy says, but I laugh everytime I tap him and he comments that I hurt his 'thing'.
    DeesToonTown in Crawl to the Finish #The Grumple Is Free!
  • Phinnea
    1388 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    oh lots, but i especially enjoyed moe's breakdown over the Alley McBalls store

    Moe: Unless, of course, we pass out from laughing at that HILARIOUS NAME.
    Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Well, it says we're supposed to make ten bowlers “Fight for Free Stuff.” But Moe, if you don't want to--
    Tapped Out Moe Icon.png No, I'm sick of caring! Let's just do this!
    Tapped Out Moe Icon.png Then afterwards, maybe I'll head over to “Boston Eagle” to buy some eagle food to feed my pet eagle.
    Tapped Out Moe Icon.png That's all they sell there. It's also very realistic.
    Tapped Out Moe Icon.png THEN... it's over to “Touched by an Angel Food Cake.” Guess what they sell?
    Tapped Out Homer Icon.png Moe, don't do this...
    Tapped Out Moe Icon.png ANGEL FOOD CAKE MIX AND NOTHING ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    phinneacttf in the Crawl to the Finish
  • 4junk3000
    6834 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    I've been waiting years to finally be able to make Barney say,

    "Now that's what I'M talking about! What was i talking about?"

    Dr Nick cracks me up too. He's next.
    All my designs look unfinished because i can't place as many plants, streetlights, and fences as i would like. PLEASE REMOVE THE LIMIT, EA!
  • crodf20
    99 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    You choo-choo-choose me... :lol:

    Love Ralph.
  • mystery2mi
    2359 posts Member
    edited February 2016
    Homer: "Mmmmm, premium currency...," or anything else that has to do with free donuts. :D
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