S_t. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 ***WALKTHROUGH***
St. Easter?
Auto starts
Homer: Am I dreaming? St. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?
Homer: How do I decide between two of the most delicious days of the year?!
Tom O'Flanagan: It'll be a Sophie's Choice between green beer and green Easter eggs.
Homer: I've been hospitalized after eating green eggs so...
Homer: Eight green beers, Tommy!
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Task: Build O'Flanagan's Pub
Task: Make Homer Drink at O'Flanagan's
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Homer: How do jelly beans and chocolate hearts get their own holiday, anyway?
Homer: Hint: merge the bunny one with the leprechaun one -- beer in a chocolate mug you can eat!
Strut Walk Pt. 1
Ned starts
Ned: Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!
Ned: Or something a devout Catholic would do.
Ned: If Pope Gregory XIII hadnt messed with the Julian calendar we wouldnt be havin these problems!
Task: Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
On job start:
Helen Lovejoy: It's about time we followed someone with a true and pure heart. Sorry, Timothy.
Rev. Lovejoy: No apology needed, Helen.
Lindsay Naegle: Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.
Lindsay Naegle: And if he's single I call dibs!
Cookie Kwan: I want Ned's dibs!
On job end:
Northern Irish Leprechaun: SHIENASTOI RIGATON! (We support a strong independent Protestant Easter!)
Leprechaun: Sheeleon shahshashacho. (Catholic unification is inevitable.)
Yupprechaun: Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)
Leprechaun: VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)
Yupprechaun: Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)
System Message: The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!
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Strut Walk Pt. 2
Ned starts
Ned: I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.
Father Sean: Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.
Ned: Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.
Ned: That's teetering on Bacchanalia!
Father Sean: Just doing our part for the almighty Maker Duff Brewery. Nice St. Patty's shirt by the way!
Task: Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt
Time: 6s
Location: Flanders House
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Strut Walk Pt. 3
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!
Lindsay Naegle: Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?
Cookie Kwan: That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!
Shredded Ned: Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post cause I'm busy with the Holy GhoSt.
Shredded Ned: Now if you'll pardon my pecs...
Task: Make Shredded Ned Work Out
Time: 1h
Strut Walk Pt. 4
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: Since I'm pumped AND popular, maybe I should throw an Easter party!
Cookie Kwan: Time to rock our cocktail dresses, ladies!
Hugs Bunny: Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!
Homer: Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?
Task: Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party
If the user is Level 40 or over: Task: Make Women Attend the Party [x3]
Excluded Characters: Patty, Youngsters
If the user has Hugs Bunny: Task: Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Strut Walk Pt. 5
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!
Lindsay Naegle: I hope I can watch.
Cookie Kwan: You'll have an obstructed view, because you'll be behind me!
Task: Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Miss Hoover: Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!
Shredded Ned: As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!
Miss Hoover: You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?
Shredded Ned: Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.
Miss Hoover: I'll give you my number. Maybe we can turn that holy water into a box of wine!
Strut Walk Pt. 6
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back... and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!
Quimby: Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!
Shredded Ned: That was the only shirt I had!
Miss Springfield: You can have mine!
Shredded Ned: Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!
Task: Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Shredded Ned Hide
Time: 12h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Strut Walk Pt. 7
Ned starts
Quimby: Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.
Quimby: You've got to help me stop him!
Mrs. Quimby: I'm your wife you jerk!
Quimby: Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall
Task: Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do
Time: 12h
Location: Town Hall
Quimby: We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!
Carl: We should ship him off to the topless beaches of France.
Lenny: Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.
Quimby: I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!
Quimby: But I can inflict a worse fate marry him off.
Strut Walk Pt. 8
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned newlywed or otherwise.
Lindsay Naegle: What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?
Shredded Ned: I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief.
Moe: I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...
Moe: ...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.
Task: Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
If the user is Level 40 or over: Task: Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Excluded Characters: Patty, Youngsters
Strut Walk Pt. 9
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.
Cookie Kwan: Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.
Lindsay Naegle: Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.
Grampa: How many Duffs does it take for me to start looking buff?
Tom O'Flanagan: All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.
Grampa: Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink at O'Flanagan's [x6]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Excluded Characters: Youngsters<hr/>St. Patrick's Giveaway
Auto starts on March 17th
System Message: Here's a little something to bring the cheer of little people and over-drinking to your Springfield all year round!
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Auto starts on March 27th
System Message: Welcome Easter into your Springfield and chase out the St. Patrick's Day debauchery!
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Auto starts on March 27th
Lenny: So hungover...
Declan Desmond: What you need is hair of the dog.
Lenny: I tried that. I was picking fleas outta my mouth for a week.
Declan Desmond: In order to counteract the toxic effects of alcohol, you have more of said alcohol.
Homer: Woohoo! I'll have another litter of dogs!
Task: Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers [x4]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Excluded Characters: Youngsters
Auto starts
Homer: Am I dreaming? St. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?
Homer: How do I decide between two of the most delicious days of the year?!
Tom O'Flanagan: It'll be a Sophie's Choice between green beer and green Easter eggs.
Homer: I've been hospitalized after eating green eggs so...
Homer: Eight green beers, Tommy!
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Task: Build O'Flanagan's Pub
Task: Make Homer Drink at O'Flanagan's
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Homer: How do jelly beans and chocolate hearts get their own holiday, anyway?
Homer: Hint: merge the bunny one with the leprechaun one -- beer in a chocolate mug you can eat!
Strut Walk Pt. 1
Ned starts
Ned: Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!
Ned: Or something a devout Catholic would do.
Ned: If Pope Gregory XIII hadnt messed with the Julian calendar we wouldnt be havin these problems!
Task: Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
On job start:
Helen Lovejoy: It's about time we followed someone with a true and pure heart. Sorry, Timothy.
Rev. Lovejoy: No apology needed, Helen.
Lindsay Naegle: Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.
Lindsay Naegle: And if he's single I call dibs!
Cookie Kwan: I want Ned's dibs!
On job end:
Northern Irish Leprechaun: SHIENASTOI RIGATON! (We support a strong independent Protestant Easter!)
Leprechaun: Sheeleon shahshashacho. (Catholic unification is inevitable.)
Yupprechaun: Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)
Leprechaun: VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)
Yupprechaun: Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)
System Message: The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!
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Strut Walk Pt. 2
Ned starts
Ned: I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.
Father Sean: Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.
Ned: Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.
Ned: That's teetering on Bacchanalia!
Father Sean: Just doing our part for the almighty Maker Duff Brewery. Nice St. Patty's shirt by the way!
Task: Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt
Time: 6s
Location: Flanders House
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Strut Walk Pt. 3
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!
Lindsay Naegle: Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?
Cookie Kwan: That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!
Shredded Ned: Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post cause I'm busy with the Holy GhoSt.
Shredded Ned: Now if you'll pardon my pecs...
Task: Make Shredded Ned Work Out
Time: 1h
Strut Walk Pt. 4
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: Since I'm pumped AND popular, maybe I should throw an Easter party!
Cookie Kwan: Time to rock our cocktail dresses, ladies!
Hugs Bunny: Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!
Homer: Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?
Task: Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party
If the user is Level 40 or over: Task: Make Women Attend the Party [x3]
Excluded Characters: Patty, Youngsters
If the user has Hugs Bunny: Task: Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Strut Walk Pt. 5
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!
Lindsay Naegle: I hope I can watch.
Cookie Kwan: You'll have an obstructed view, because you'll be behind me!
Task: Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Miss Hoover: Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!
Shredded Ned: As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!
Miss Hoover: You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?
Shredded Ned: Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.
Miss Hoover: I'll give you my number. Maybe we can turn that holy water into a box of wine!
Strut Walk Pt. 6
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back... and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!
Quimby: Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!
Shredded Ned: That was the only shirt I had!
Miss Springfield: You can have mine!
Shredded Ned: Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!
Task: Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Shredded Ned Hide
Time: 12h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Strut Walk Pt. 7
Ned starts
Quimby: Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.
Quimby: You've got to help me stop him!
Mrs. Quimby: I'm your wife you jerk!
Quimby: Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?
Task: Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall
Task: Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do
Time: 12h
Location: Town Hall
Quimby: We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!
Carl: We should ship him off to the topless beaches of France.
Lenny: Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.
Quimby: I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!
Quimby: But I can inflict a worse fate marry him off.
Strut Walk Pt. 8
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned newlywed or otherwise.
Lindsay Naegle: What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?
Shredded Ned: I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief.
Moe: I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...
Moe: ...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.
Task: Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
If the user is Level 40 or over: Task: Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Excluded Characters: Patty, Youngsters
Strut Walk Pt. 9
Ned starts
Shredded Ned: You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.
Cookie Kwan: Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.
Lindsay Naegle: Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.
Grampa: How many Duffs does it take for me to start looking buff?
Tom O'Flanagan: All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.
Grampa: Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.
Task: Make Springfielders Drink at O'Flanagan's [x6]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Excluded Characters: Youngsters<hr/>St. Patrick's Giveaway
Auto starts on March 17th
System Message: Here's a little something to bring the cheer of little people and over-drinking to your Springfield all year round!
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Auto starts on March 27th
System Message: Welcome Easter into your Springfield and chase out the St. Patrick's Day debauchery!
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Auto starts on March 27th
Lenny: So hungover...
Declan Desmond: What you need is hair of the dog.
Lenny: I tried that. I was picking fleas outta my mouth for a week.
Declan Desmond: In order to counteract the toxic effects of alcohol, you have more of said alcohol.
Homer: Woohoo! I'll have another litter of dogs!
Task: Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers [x4]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Excluded Characters: Youngsters
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After completing St. Easter?
Auto starts
Gil: Easter and St. Patrick's Day all in one holiday basket this year!
Gil: Ol' Gil's got something up his short sleeves that'll make you green with envy!
Gil: The fabulous Notre Dame of Springfield complete with its own leprechaun hunchback!
Groundskeeper Seamus: I be no leprechaun! And me hunch grew after bein' bit by a camel in a fistfight at the Killarney Zoo!
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Offer declined:
Gil: Ah nuts! I'll be eating raw potatoes and cabbage tonight.
Groundskeeper Seamus: Mind sharing a wee bit?
Offer accepted:
Groundskeeper Seamus: Top of the mornin' to ya!
Groundskeeper Seamus: Up for a pint?!<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/notredameofspringfield_menu.png" rel="attachment wp-att-103783"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/notredameofspringfield_menu.png?w=150" /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/unlock_seamus.png" rel="attachment wp-att-103794"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/unlock_seamus.png?w=81" /></a>
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 1
Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: Alright b'ys, time to knock noggins about St. Patrick's Day. But let's keep it twisted under our twill.
Homer: Wait a minute, are you with that drunken Irish militant group?
Groundskeeper Seamus: There's some redundancy there but that's us. The Irish Pride Alliance. IPA for short!
Homer: IPA?! IB swayed! I'm in!
Task: Make the IPA Secretly Drink IPAs at O'Flanagan's [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Characters: Groundskeeper Seamus, Father Sean, Homer, Roscoe, Tom O'Flanagan
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 2
Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: St. Patrick's day should be every day. Beer all year!
Willie: Speaking on behalf o' the town: stop this drunken Irish mayhem!
Moe: Hey buddy, what do you got against drinking and mayhem?
Willie: Nothing. I just want t' make room for drunken Scottish mayhem!
Task: Make Seamus Drink a Can of Beer
Task: Make Willie Drink a Can of Scotch
Time: 1h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 3
Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: HEY! I know you! Yer that other bloody groundskeeper! All ye haggis eaters look alike.
Willie: Keep yer unconherent blithering t' yerself you tater 'ating dunderheid!
Task: Make Seamus Fight Willie
Time: 2h
Location: Notre Dame Of Springfield
Requires: Willy
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 4
Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Tom O'Flanagan: Looks like fisticuffs and brouhahas are breakin' out all over!
Quimby: If I can't bury my head to all this malarkey, I'll have to institute martial law!
Jasper: My beard's talking to me and its got a better idea ban all Irish from entering Springfield.
Jasper: My beard's tough on outsiders.
Wiggum: Ban all Irish?! That's horrible! Wait. I'm not Irish. Okay... let's ban all Irish!
Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Seamus Go to Jail
Task: Make Willie Go to Jail
Time: 24h
Location: Springfield Penitentiary
Task: Make Wiggum Hunt Leprechauns
Time: 24h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Groundskeeper Seamus: Ugh, Seamus is so hungover... with the biggest headache ever.
Willie: Quit bellyachin'. Yer headache is no bigger than Willie's!
Willie: I'll need to toss back a couple more if we're bangin' heads again.
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 5
Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: We're outta the barley mash and I've lost the will to fight me friend.
Willie: Lost the will to fight a friend?! Then you've lost the will to live!
Homer: If you need more liquid anger, I have some chocolate-covered liquor candy!
Homer: Most are from Christmas. They might have gone bad--
Groundskeeper Seamus: THAT'LL do 'er!
Task: Make Seamus Eat Liquor Chocolates
Task: Make Willie Eat Liquor Chocolates
Time: 2h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Groundskeeper Seamus: These old chocolate liquor bottles are amazing!
Willie: I'm a kid at Christmas again drunk and sick to me stomach!
St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 6
Groundskeeper Seamus starts
Groundskeeper Seamus: ...So an Irishman walks OUT of a bar... I'm kiddin'. It can't happen.
Willie: HAHAHA, I love when the Irish knock their own!
Groundskeeper Seamus: It's a warm up to knockin' the Scots, ya bagpipe blowin' caber tosser!
Willie: Git a sense o' humor ya bleedin' tick, geebag, dried-up haggis!
Task: Make Seamus fight Willie
Time: 2h
Location: Notre Dame Of Springfield
Requires: Willy<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/prideofulsterbanner_menu.png" rel="attachment wp-att-103784"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/prideofulsterbanner_menu.png?w=60" /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/unlock_orangeleprechaun.png" rel="attachment wp-att-103793"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/unlock_orangeleprechaun.png?w=74" /></a>
Leprechaun Dialogue
After tapping Northern Irish Leprechaun once:
Northern Irish Leprechaun: Ardchully-aboo!
After tapping Northern Irish Leprechaun twice:
Northern Irish Leprechaun: Fustine-stelly-aboo!
After tapping Northern Irish Leprechaun three times:
Northern Irish Leprechaun: Faugh a ballagh ceithearn!
You'll have to forgive LPN. "Stupid Flanders" logically implies "Stupid Sexy Flanders", especially since you capitalized the 'S' in stupid, so his assumption was correct.
Now, if you had said "stupid Flanders" or "stupid Ned Flanders"(note the lower case 's'), then it would be more obvious that you meant the normal un-skinned version.
What a coincidence that you have SSF as your avatar!
Nice a event that allows you to keep playing the casino event and then do the rest of neds quest when the event is done...
*bad grammar intentional to accurately satirize the quote
and that's what EA wrote not me
Started Sunday Cruddy Sunday - did the Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers X4 - got the task completed but Good Ole Gil never showed up to offer me The fabulous Notre Dame of Springfield complete with its own leprechaun hunchback! :?
And its nowhere to be found in the store...
And everything appears to be up to date....
Anybody else experience this?
Really?
Because in your write up it says
"Sunday Cruddy Sunday
Auto starts on March 27th"
And the Gil offer is supposed to start
"Gil Offer
After completing *. Easter?
Auto starts"
How can something be over before it starts?
Same here. I came here today assuming my Easter quest never finished. I did the x4 Springfield Hangover whatever, then nothing happened. I'm an everyday player, lots of premium content, so I don't think I did anything wrong? The quest just never picked back up after my people finished the 4 hr...EARLY yesterday morning too!
EDIT: Looks like I did finish the quest...just nothing happens after the Hangover 4 hr quest. I did get the Gil deal a while back for * Paddy's day (unrelated to Easter)
Yeah thats what I was thinking too... one 4hr Quest and thats it? And then when I looked at the walkthru I read it that Gil was supposed to appear AFTER Easter (the way its worded)
Strange
Maybe I got the Gil deal around Paddys Day but I dont remember it... then again it WAS around Paddys Day so... *glug glug *
Thanks for posting tho... nice to know Im not the ONLY one who was confused by it :?
meaning the quest "St. Easter?"
"Uhhhh" Exactly and that would suggest BOTH * Patricks day AND Easter
And since the Easter event didnt start til the 27th...
In the end it MAY have ended on March 20th but your explanation of "After completing *. Easter" makes no sense what so ever since it is a combined event.
I mean Homer said it himself
"Homer: Am I dreaming? *. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?"