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S_t. Patrick's Day and Easter 2016 ***WALKTHROUGH***

St. Easter?

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Homer: Am I dreaming? St. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?
Homer: How do I decide between two of the most delicious days of the year?!
Tom O'Flanagan: It'll be a Sophie's Choice between green beer and green Easter eggs.
Homer: I've been hospitalized after eating green eggs so...
Homer: Eight green beers, Tommy!

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Task: Build O'Flanagan's Pub
Task: Make Homer Drink at O'Flanagan's
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub

Homer: How do jelly beans and chocolate hearts get their own holiday, anyway?
Homer: Hint: merge the bunny one with the leprechaun one -- beer in a chocolate mug you can eat!

Strut Walk Pt. 1

Ned starts

Ned: Combining the day when HE has risen with the day that so many are falling down drunk is blasphemy!
Ned: Or something a devout Catholic would do.
Ned: If Pope Gregory XIII hadn’t messed with the Julian calendar we wouldn’t be havin’ these problems!

Task: Make Ned Protest St. Patrick's Day
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub

On job start:
Helen Lovejoy: It's about time we followed someone with a true and pure heart. Sorry, Timothy.
Rev. Lovejoy: No apology needed, Helen.
Lindsay Naegle: Ned's a real man -- from the hairs on his moustached face to the tips of his Hush Puppy lace.
Lindsay Naegle: And if he's single… I call dibs!
Cookie Kwan: I want Ned's dibs!

On job end:
Northern Irish Leprechaun: SHIENASTOI RIGATON! (We support a strong independent Protestant Easter!)
Leprechaun: Sheeleon shahshashacho. (Catholic unification is inevitable.)
Yupprechaun: Hishelele evashano. (Nationalism and cultural exclusivism is SO outdated.)
Leprechaun: VATANONOGOTIN! (You are not a true Irish Leprechaun!)
Yupprechaun: Geto, otoi, scotchomadrunkaloo. (Ah, the no true Scotsman argument.)
System Message: The Northern Irish Leprechaun joins the other little green folk this year. Get him in the store!
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Strut Walk Pt. 2

Ned starts

Ned: I'm still not over those Catholics trying to put their stamp on Easter.
Father Sean: Ease up, Ned. Have a beer and celebrate the Eucharist with us.
Ned: Alcohol and transubstantiated blood don't make any more sense than the paradox of Matthew 10:39.
Ned: That's teetering on Bacchanalia!
Father Sean: Just doing our part for the almighty Maker – Duff Brewery. Nice St. Patty's shirt by the way!

Task: Make Ned Rip off His Green Shirt
Time: 6s
Location: Flanders House
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Strut Walk Pt. 3

Ned starts

Shredded Ned: St. Patty's Day shirt, what was I thinking? Glad I ripped that green right outta the scene!
Lindsay Naegle: Your shirt's not the only thing around here that's ripped. Catch my drift?
Cookie Kwan: That bod's more cut than Julius Caesar on the Ides of March! Meow-ow-ow!
Shredded Ned: Sorry ladies, paw at some other scratchin' post ‘cause I'm busy with the Holy GhoSt.
Shredded Ned: Now if you'll pardon my pecs...

Task: Make Shredded Ned Work Out
Time: 1h

Strut Walk Pt. 4

Ned starts

Shredded Ned: Since I'm pumped AND popular, maybe I should throw an Easter party!
Cookie Kwan: Time to rock our cocktail dresses, ladies!
Hugs Bunny: Hugs' ears perk up for parties. I'll hippity-hop the light fantastic!
Homer: Women, stupid shirtless Flanders and a walk-around non-chocolate bunny. What kind of party is this?

Task: Make Shredded Ned Throw an Easter Party
If the user is Level 40 or over: Task: Make Women Attend the Party [x3]
Excluded Characters: Patty, Youngsters
If the user has Hugs Bunny: Task: Make Hugs Bunny Attend the Party
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House

Strut Walk Pt. 5

Ned starts

Shredded Ned: The hedge is looking bushier than a Babylonian's beard. Time to pluck that privet!
Lindsay Naegle: I hope I can watch.
Cookie Kwan: You'll have an obstructed view, because you'll be behind me!

Task: Make Shredded Ned Trim the Hedge
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House

Miss Hoover: Ugh, those women! Acting like second graders!
Shredded Ned: As long as they're ogling Easter, I don't mind them ogling my keister!
Miss Hoover: You would let them objectify you like that? Doesn't that insult you?
Shredded Ned: Hmm, maybe you're right. My Easter message might be getting a little holy-watered down.
Miss Hoover: I'll give you my number. Maybe we can turn that holy water into a box of wine!

Strut Walk Pt. 6

Ned starts

Shredded Ned: Mayor Quimby, my disciples have got my back... and my front. We demand an end to the immorality plaguing our city!
Quimby: Topless Ned Flanders is preaching to me about moral decency?!
Shredded Ned: That was the only shirt I had!
Miss Springfield: You can have mine!
Shredded Ned: Sweet Mary and her Magdalenes! AHHHH!

Task: Reach Level 14 and Build the First Church of Springfield
Task: Make Shredded Ned Hide
Time: 12h
Location: First Church of Springfield

Strut Walk Pt. 7

Ned starts

Quimby: Shirtless Flanders is going to steal my mistress right out from under me.
Quimby: You've got to help me stop him!
Mrs. Quimby: I'm your wife you jerk!
Quimby: Er, uh... what kind of marriage do we have if we can't help one another?

Task: Reach Level 20 and Build the Town Hall
Task: Make Mayor Quimby Figure Out What to Do
Time: 12h
Location: Town Hall

Quimby: We can't have a topless muscle man in our town!
Carl: We should ship him off to the topless beaches of France.
Lenny: Or have him work a very sudsy charity car wash away from here.
Quimby: I can't banish a man from our fair town for being too handsome!
Quimby: But I can inflict a worse fate… marry him off.

Strut Walk Pt. 8

Ned starts

Shredded Ned: Drop your wedding dresses, ladies! There'll be no Ned — newlywed or otherwise.
Lindsay Naegle: What's your position on pre-marital snuggling?
Shredded Ned: I only know one position for snuggling, but maybe it's time I turn over a new belief.
Moe: I'd give my left eyeball for just one lady to hit on old Moe...
Moe: ...and I'm not even askin' for a human lady.

Task: Make Shredded Ned Ponder Virtuous Love
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
If the user is Level 40 or over: Task: Make Women Go to the Bar to Ponder Things [x3]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Excluded Characters: Patty, Youngsters

Strut Walk Pt. 9

Ned starts

Shredded Ned: You ladies should focus more on our Lord rising from the tomb than making me your groom.
Cookie Kwan: Sorry, but it was your muscles we wanted, not your morals.
Lindsay Naegle: Let's head to O'Flanagan's and drink until the other men look good without shirts on.
Grampa: How many Duffs does it take for me to start looking buff?
Tom O'Flanagan: All the beer in Ireland couldn't pull that off.
Grampa: Guess I'll keep my bolo tie cinched then.

Task: Make Springfielders Drink at O'Flanagan's [x6]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Excluded Characters: Youngsters<hr/>St. Patrick's Giveaway

Auto starts on March 17th

System Message: Here's a little something to bring the cheer of little people and over-drinking to your Springfield all year round!
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Auto starts on March 27th

System Message: Welcome Easter into your Springfield and chase out the St. Patrick's Day debauchery!
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Auto starts on March 27th

Lenny: So hungover...
Declan Desmond: What you need is “hair of the dog.”
Lenny: I tried that. I was picking fleas outta my mouth for a week.
Declan Desmond: In order to counteract the toxic effects of alcohol, you have more of said alcohol.
Homer: Woohoo! I'll have another litter of “dogs!”

Task: Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers [x4]
Time: 4h
Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
Excluded Characters: Youngsters
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11572 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    Gil Offer

    After completing St. Easter?
    Auto starts

    Gil: Easter and St. Patrick's Day all in one holiday basket this year!
    Gil: Ol' Gil's got something up his short sleeves that'll make you green with envy!
    Gil: The fabulous Notre Dame of Springfield complete with its own leprechaun hunchback!
    Groundskeeper Seamus: I be no leprechaun! And me hunch grew after bein' bit by a camel in a fistfight at the Killarney Zoo!
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    Offer declined:

    Gil: Ah nuts! I'll be eating raw potatoes and cabbage tonight.
    Groundskeeper Seamus: Mind sharing a wee bit?

    Offer accepted:

    Groundskeeper Seamus: Top of the mornin' to ya!
    Groundskeeper Seamus: Up for a pint?!<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/notredameofspringfield_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-103783"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/notredameofspringfield_menu.png?w=150&quot; /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/unlock_seamus.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-103794"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/unlock_seamus.png?w=81&quot; /></a>
    St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 1

    Groundskeeper Seamus starts

    Groundskeeper Seamus: Alright b'ys, time to knock noggins about St. Patrick's Day. But let's keep it twisted under our twill.
    Homer: Wait a minute, are you with that drunken Irish militant group?
    Groundskeeper Seamus: There's some redundancy there but that's us. The Irish Pride Alliance. IPA for short!
    Homer: IPA?! IB swayed! I'm in!

    Task: Make the IPA Secretly Drink IPAs at O'Flanagan's [x3]
    Time: 4h
    Location: O'Flanagan's Pub
    Characters: Groundskeeper Seamus, Father Sean, Homer, Roscoe, Tom O'Flanagan

    St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 2

    Groundskeeper Seamus starts

    Groundskeeper Seamus: St. Patrick's day should be every day. Beer all year!
    Willie: Speaking on behalf o' the town: stop this drunken Irish mayhem!
    Moe: Hey buddy, what do you got against drinking and mayhem?
    Willie: Nothing. I just want t' make room for drunken Scottish mayhem!

    Task: Make Seamus Drink a Can of Beer
    Task: Make Willie Drink a Can of Scotch
    Time: 1h
    Location: O'Flanagan's Pub

    St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 3

    Groundskeeper Seamus starts

    Groundskeeper Seamus: HEY! I know you! Yer that other bloody groundskeeper! All ye haggis eaters look alike.
    Willie: Keep yer unconherent blithering t' yerself you tater 'ating dunderheid!

    Task: Make Seamus Fight Willie
    Time: 2h
    Location: Notre Dame Of Springfield
    Requires: Willy

    St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 4

    Groundskeeper Seamus starts

    Tom O'Flanagan: Looks like fisticuffs and brouhahas are breakin' out all over!
    Quimby: If I can't bury my head to all this malarkey, I'll have to institute martial law!
    Jasper: My beard's talking to me and its got a better idea – ban all Irish from entering Springfield.
    Jasper: My beard's tough on outsiders.
    Wiggum: Ban all Irish?! That's horrible! Wait. I'm not Irish. Okay... let's ban all Irish!

    Task: Reach Level 19 and Build Springfield Penitentiary
    Task: Make Seamus Go to Jail
    Task: Make Willie Go to Jail
    Time: 24h
    Location: Springfield Penitentiary
    Task: Make Wiggum Hunt Leprechauns
    Time: 24h
    Location: O'Flanagan's Pub

    Groundskeeper Seamus: Ugh, Seamus is so hungover... with the biggest headache ever.
    Willie: Quit bellyachin'. Yer headache is no bigger than Willie's!
    Willie: I'll need to toss back a couple more if we're bangin' heads again.

    St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 5

    Groundskeeper Seamus starts

    Groundskeeper Seamus: We're outta the barley mash and I've lost the will to fight me friend.
    Willie: Lost the will to fight a friend?! Then you've lost the will to live!
    Homer: If you need more liquid anger, I have some chocolate-covered liquor candy!
    Homer: Most are from Christmas. They might have gone bad--
    Groundskeeper Seamus: THAT'LL do 'er!

    Task: Make Seamus Eat Liquor Chocolates
    Task: Make Willie Eat Liquor Chocolates
    Time: 2h
    Location: O'Flanagan's Pub

    Groundskeeper Seamus: These old chocolate liquor bottles are amazing!
    Willie: I'm a kid at Christmas again – drunk and sick to me stomach!

    St. Patrick's Day 'assacre Pt. 6

    Groundskeeper Seamus starts

    Groundskeeper Seamus: ...So an Irishman walks OUT of a bar... I'm kiddin'. It can't happen.
    Willie: HAHAHA, I love when the Irish knock their own!
    Groundskeeper Seamus: It's a warm up to knockin' the Scots, ya bagpipe blowin' caber tosser!
    Willie: Git a sense o' humor ya bleedin' tick, geebag, dried-up haggis!

    Task: Make Seamus fight Willie
    Time: 2h
    Location: Notre Dame Of Springfield
    Requires: Willy<hr/><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/prideofulsterbanner_menu.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-103784"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/prideofulsterbanner_menu.png?w=60&quot; /></a><a href="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/unlock_orangeleprechaun.png&quot; rel="attachment wp-att-103793"><img src="https://tstotopix.files.wordpress.com/2016/03/unlock_orangeleprechaun.png?w=74&quot; /></a>
    Leprechaun Dialogue

    After tapping Northern Irish Leprechaun once:

    Northern Irish Leprechaun: Ardchully-aboo!

    After tapping Northern Irish Leprechaun twice:

    Northern Irish Leprechaun: Fustine-stelly-aboo!

    After tapping Northern Irish Leprechaun three times:

    Northern Irish Leprechaun: Faugh a ballagh ceithearn!
    Post edited by Unknown User on
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  • wiedmannaj
    1125 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    So, Shredded Ned is a skin for Stupid Flanders?
    Missing Character: The Barbarian
  • LPNintendoITA
    11572 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    no it's a skin for flanders. there's no skin for a skin loll
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  • wiedmannaj
    1125 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    no it's a skin for flanders. there's no skin for a skin loll
    Yes, that's what I was asking, I said Stupid Flanders, not Stupid Sexy Flanders.
    Missing Character: The Barbarian
  • cvf007
    1077 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    Thanks for the walkthrough LP
  • AAADave1961
    114 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    wiedmannaj wrote:
    no it's a skin for flanders. there's no skin for a skin loll
    Yes, that's what I was asking, I said Stupid Flanders, not Stupid Sexy Flanders.

    You'll have to forgive LPN. "Stupid Flanders" logically implies "Stupid Sexy Flanders", especially since you capitalized the 'S' in stupid, so his assumption was correct.

    Now, if you had said "stupid Flanders" or "stupid Ned Flanders"(note the lower case 's'), then it would be more obvious that you meant the normal un-skinned version.

    :D
  • LPLeach
    267 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    ....stupid Flanders.
    Status:Level 151
  • 4kidsandacatdog
    3085 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    wiedmannaj wrote:
    no it's a skin for flanders. there's no skin for a skin loll
    Yes, that's what I was asking, I said Stupid Flanders, not Stupid Sexy Flanders.

    You'll have to forgive LPN. "Stupid Flanders" logically implies "Stupid Sexy Flanders", especially since you capitalized the 'S' in stupid, so his assumption was correct.

    Now, if you had said "stupid Flanders" or "stupid Ned Flanders"(note the lower case 's'), then it would be more obvious that you meant the normal un-skinned version.

    :D

    What a coincidence that you have SSF as your avatar!
  • ElectroFisK
    193 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    Nice a event that takes Ned away from the Casino for a few tracks....
  • geekbyknight
    655 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    Nice a event that takes Ned away from the Casino for a few tracks....

    Nice a event that allows you to keep playing the casino event and then do the rest of neds quest when the event is done...

    *bad grammar intentional to accurately satirize the quote
  • Orion622
    83 posts
    edited March 2016
    Than you 8)

  • amyreelo1
    1 posts
    edited March 2016
    Hi. I was just reading the script there and I thought I'd let you know it's PADDY'S day not PATTY'S day. Don't ask me why it's a D and not a T, it's just the way we say it. PATTY is a burger, PADDY is not. Lol xxx :D
  • LPNintendoITA
    11572 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    uh? PATTY = Patrick
    and that's what EA wrote not me
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  • wdhiii
    94 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    OK Ill try this again... thought I posted yesterday but I guess not..

    Started Sunday Cruddy Sunday - did the Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers X4 - got the task completed but Good Ole Gil never showed up to offer me The fabulous Notre Dame of Springfield complete with its own leprechaun hunchback! :?

    And its nowhere to be found in the store...

    And everything appears to be up to date....

    Anybody else experience this?
  • LPNintendoITA
    11572 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    that's cause it expired on march 20th
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  • wdhiii
    94 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    that's cause it expired on march 20th

    Really?

    Because in your write up it says

    "Sunday Cruddy Sunday

    Auto starts on March 27th
    "

    And the Gil offer is supposed to start

    "Gil Offer

    After completing *. Easter?
    Auto starts
    "

    How can something be over before it starts?

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  • bosmanad
    45 posts
    edited March 2016
    wdhiii wrote:
    OK Ill try this again... thought I posted yesterday but I guess not..

    Started Sunday Cruddy Sunday - did the Make Springfielders Drink Away Their Hangovers X4 - got the task completed but Good Ole Gil never showed up to offer me The fabulous Notre Dame of Springfield complete with its own leprechaun hunchback! :?

    And its nowhere to be found in the store...

    And everything appears to be up to date....

    Anybody else experience this?

    Same here. I came here today assuming my Easter quest never finished. I did the x4 Springfield Hangover whatever, then nothing happened. I'm an everyday player, lots of premium content, so I don't think I did anything wrong? The quest just never picked back up after my people finished the 4 hr...EARLY yesterday morning too!

    EDIT: Looks like I did finish the quest...just nothing happens after the Hangover 4 hr quest. I did get the Gil deal a while back for * Paddy's day (unrelated to Easter)
  • wdhiii
    94 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    bosmanad wrote:
    Same here. I came here today assuming my Easter quest never finished. I did the x4 Springfield Hangover whatever, then nothing happened. I'm an everyday player, lots of premium content, so I don't think I did anything wrong? The quest just never picked back up after my people finished the 4 hr...EARLY yesterday morning too!

    EDIT: Looks like I did finish the quest...just nothing happens after the Hangover 4 hr quest. I did get the Gil deal a while back for * Paddy's day (unrelated to Easter)

    Yeah thats what I was thinking too... one 4hr Quest and thats it? And then when I looked at the walkthru I read it that Gil was supposed to appear AFTER Easter (the way its worded)

    Strange

    Maybe I got the Gil deal around Paddys Day but I dont remember it... then again it WAS around Paddys Day so... *glug glug *

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    Thanks for posting tho... nice to know Im not the ONLY one who was confused by it :?
  • LPNintendoITA
    11572 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    uh it says After completing St. Easter?
    meaning the quest "St. Easter?"
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  • wdhiii
    94 posts Member
    edited March 2016
    uh it says After completing St. Easter?
    meaning the quest "St. Easter?"

    "Uhhhh" Exactly and that would suggest BOTH * Patricks day AND Easter

    And since the Easter event didnt start til the 27th...

    In the end it MAY have ended on March 20th but your explanation of "After completing *. Easter" makes no sense what so ever since it is a combined event.

    I mean Homer said it himself

    "Homer: Am I dreaming? *. Patrick's Day AND Easter at the same time?"

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