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Monty Burns' Fleeing Circus ***WALKTHROUGH***

LPNintendoITA
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edited September 2016
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Battle of the Brands Pt. 1

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Homer: Ah, the coffee break: the sweet spot between beer breakfast and lager lunch.
Lenny: If you're looking for donuts, forget about it. Burns is on another health kick: all we got is Kombucha and kale.
Homer: No donuts?! This isn't like health insurance, you can't just take it away!

Task: Make Homer Take a Personal Day
Time: 3h
Location: Simpson House
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Marge: You left work and came all the way home just for donuts?!
Homer: Some men climb mountains, some explore the oceans depths; I brave traffic in search of the elusive baker's dozen of delicacies!
Marge: Oh, for the love of... Just go buy some from the Lard Lad.
Homer: The tire store?
Marge: It's a donut store!
Homer: Really?! No wonder the pink tread on my car tires wore right off.
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Battle of the Brands Pt. 2

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Homer: Have I travelled back to a time before giant boys walked the earth?! Where's the Lard Lad statue?
Robert Chan: Relax, folks. I'm Robert Chan, CEO of Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts. I'm here with the flesh-and-blood Lard Lad to announce that we're sunsetting his likeness and rebranding with something fresh and modern.
Lisa: Isn't "sunsetting" just corporate doublespeak for "killing off?"
Moe: Makeup on the old mug ain't a bad idea. Maybe I'll do some re-Moe-deling. Youse corporate suits always got good ideas up your sleeves.
Moe: Someday I'll have sleeves.
Robert Chan: To commemorate the unveiling of our new icon, we've partnered with local businesses to offer gift cards, redeemable at all Lard Lad locations.
Moe: As a reviled member of the local business community… I'll pass.

Task: Make Homer Check Mail for Gift Cards
Time: 3h
Location: New Lard Lad
Task: Collect Gift Cards [x12]
Time: 3h
Location: New Lard Lad
Characters: Laird Ladd, Homer, Lisa, Moe, Ned
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Battle of the Brands Pt. 3

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Homer: Since I'm flush with gift cards, this Prince of Plastic demands four dozen of your finest donuts, please.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Sorry sir, all these are only good for one donut. Our prices went up to reflect the ostentatious image of our new brand.
Homer: What the EpiPen?! A business charging more for the same product?
Quimby: Maybe I should glitz up the Quimby image. A little flash might help detract from all my 'er, many broken promises.
Homer: If rap culture and the Catholic church have taught us anything, it's that nothing says "classy" like solid gold everything.

Task: Make Homer Buy Gift Cards as Lazy Presents
Time: 3h
Location: New Lard Lad
Task: Collect Gift Cards [x12]
Time: 3h
Location: New Lard Lad
Characters: Laird Ladd, Homer, Moe, Lisa, Apu, Ned, Quimby
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Battle of the Brands Pt. 4

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Homer: Must find... alternative donut. Calories dwindling... pants loosening... shirt buttons relaxing…
Homer: Apu, a dozen donuts, stat! Insert directly into this patient's donut hole.
Apu: Sorry, Mister Homer, but the health inspector was coming, so I donated my old donuts to the food bank.
Homer: Awwww! The needy get all the breaks!
Homer: Moe, I normally look to you to get fried but now I need that “fried” to be donuts.
Moe: Sorry, all I got is a pickled egg with the yolk missin'. Damn rats love my yolks!
Homer: Let the rats have their yolks. I'll find my own donuts.

Task: Make Homer Search for Donuts
Time: 3h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Task: Collect Gift Cards [x25]
Time: 3h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Characters: Laird Ladd, Homer, Apu, Ned, Quimby, Marge

Homer: Here donut-donut-donut! Come out, come out, wherever you are!
System Message: Tune in to FOX on Sunday 8/7c for the Season Premiere, before unveiling the brand new Lard Lad in the final chapters.
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Battle of the Brands Pt. 5

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Lenny: These new donuts are great! There's “fresh rebranded” flavor in every bite.
Carl: They're snackable, munchable, swallowable and a bunch of other “ables” that I'll make up later!
Homer: Damn my voracious donut envy! Gimme one!
Squeaky Voice Teen: Sorry sir, the price has gone up again. Just like college tuition, if something is more expensive, it makes people want it more.
Homer: As a Springfield College grad, I say that's stupid! Now gimme-gimme!!

Task: Make Homer Beg for Gift Cards
Time: 3h
Location: New Lard Lad
Task: Collect Gift Cards [x30]
Time: 3h
Location: New Lard Lad
Characters: Laird Ladd, Homer, Apu, Lisa, Moe, Quimby, Cletus
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After the building changes skin, the building is caught on fire thanks to the metallic surface. The fire can be toggled now in the menu by tapping on the building.

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Battle of the Brands Pt. 6

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Laird Ladd: You tore down my image for this?! Someone tell me where the face is on this thing so I can spit in it!
Lisa: It's like a Salvador Dali sculpture gone horribly wrong.
Homer: The statue may be a melted mess but these new donuts are great. I can feel the dark donut-less cloud lifting from over my head.
Lisa: That's the actual clouds, Dad. Look, the sun is coming out.
Sideshow Mel: The Cronenbergian monstrosity has become a thermodynamic weapon!
Professor Frink: Snell's bells! Refraction claims another victim, with the focused light and the BURNing!
Robert Chan: Well, this was a bust. At least we managed to drum up business with all the hype.
Squeaky Voice Teen: Actually sir, we haven't made a single cent. Everyone's been paying with the free gift cards.
Robert Chan: Recall those cards before Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts stock plummets and we're bought out!
Mr. Burns: Hellooo...

Task: Collect Gift Cards [x36]
Time: 3h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart
Characters: Laird Ladd, Homer, Lisa, Ned, Apu, Quimby, Mr. Burns
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11585 posts Member
    edited September 2016
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    The Beer Minimum Pt. 1

    Moe starts

    Moe: Finally, goin' to Moe's will mean more than bad beer, ipecac chasers, and urinal fires.

    Task: Make Moe Inspect Moe's Brewing Co.
    Time: 1h
    Location: Moe's Brewing Co.

    The Beer Minimum Pt. 2

    Moe starts

    Moe: There's nothin' here! I was promised golden beer taps, stools that spin, and a real chocolate fountain, not this mud one…
    Roscoe: You ran out of money. We could only do the outside.
    Moe: The windows are painted on!
    Roscoe: Actually, they're stickers. Paint is expensive.
    Moe: I'm gonna have to undertake some creative undertaking which involves a good shovel.

    Task: Make Moe Dig a Tunnel to Moe's Tavern
    Time: 3h
    Location: Moe's Brewing Co.

    Moe: If you want something done right, you have to get your hands dirty. My hands were dirty, so I was way ahead of the game.

    Once you complete Pt. 2, you can now tap on the building and tap Go to, it'll take you through the building's tunnel all the way to Moe's Tavern.

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    The Beer Minimum Pt. 3

    Lisa starts

    Lisa: Mister Szyslak, your building is half-finished and hazardous. Someone could really get hurt here.
    Moe: I put up one of them "enter at your own risk" signs.
    Lisa: But no one would be foolish enough to enter with that hung there.
    Homer: Ooh! New Moe's!
    Moe: Whaddaya know? My best fool has arrived!

    Task: Make Homer Visit Moe's Brewing Co.
    Time: 3h
    Location: Moe's Brewing Co.

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    Too Much Blood in My Sugarstream Pt. 1

    Homer starts

    Homer: Ahh, Cinnabun! That wondrous melange of dough, butter and cinnamon. Blows Thomas Edison and his dumb light bulb right outta the water!

    Task: Make Homer Gorge Himself on Cinnamon Buns
    Time: 3h
    Location: Cinnabun

    Too Much Blood in My Sugarstream Pt. 2

    Homer starts

    Homer: I'm wasting precious calories with all this chewing. Just unroll it straight into my mouth and don't stop till my credit card's maxed out.

    Task: Make Homer Continue Gorging
    Time: 3h
    Location: Cinnabun

    Squeaky Voice Teen: Sir, I ran out of Cinna-dough twelve feet ago. You've been eating employee aprons.

    Certain characters or skins can now perfom at the Springfield Bowl with their animation: Chalmers (Break Character), Nelson (Play the Guitar), Clockwork Bart (Tell a Scary Skeleton Story), Archer Lisa (Shoot Arrows), Ralph (Eat a Crayon Sandwich), Wizard Marge (Put on a Magic Show), Quimby (Give a Speech), Comic Book Guy (Cosplay), Jimbo (Hacky Sack a Frog), Martin (Play the Lute) and Milhouse (Fly a Kite), however only one at a time.

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    Springfield's Got "Talent" Pt. 1

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    Mr. Burns: Thanks to your donut addictions, I was able to acquire Tianjin Mining and Smelting and Donuts.
    Mr. Burns: Let this be a lesson to you all. With that, I will un-shutter the mines, open smelting plants, and as my final mercurial act, rebuild the Springfield Bowl!

    Task: Make Burns Inspect the Springfield Bowl
    Time: 1h
    Location: Springfield Bowl

    Mr. Burns: They don't build them like they used to...
    Mr. Burns: And I'll make sure of that. Take out every third screw!

    Springfield's Got "Talent" Pt. 2

    Mr. Burns starts

    Mr. Burns: The footlights are lit, flats have been fluffed, and the theatrical union has been fired. Soon the local troglodytes will flock to the new Burns Bowl.
    Smithers: Will you be conducting the auditions yourself, sir?
    Mr. Burns: Look the rabble in the eye?! Heavens no! My mountains of money free me from interaction with my fellow man.

    Task: Make Smithers Hold Auditions
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Bowl
    Task: Make Springfielders Audition [x3]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Bowl
    Task: Make Burns Spy from the Wings
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Bowl

    Springfield's Got "Talent" Pt. 3

    Mr. Burns starts

    Mr. Burns: No, no, no! Less Gilbert, and more Sullivan! Can't you local yokels do anything right?
    Cletus: You can lipstick up a pig, but it's still gonna snort like a pig. And until we gets the laws changed, no matter how pretty, you still can't marry it.
    Mr. Burns: It seems I'll have to make these no-talents know talent myself.

    Task: Make Burns Show Them How It's Done
    Time: 4h
    Location: Springfield Bowl

    Mr. Burns: Avert your eyes, you vagrant mendicants! Not one word of this escapes these acoustic annals. Lawyers, attack!

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    Season Premiere Heights Multiplier

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    Quimby: Let us reap the rewards of selling out to our new corporate overlords.
    Lindsay Naegle: On behalf of Globaltech-Omnidyn-Synthecorp, we'd like to give back to the social elite who so often get left behind.
    Mr. Burns: Huzzah! Why should the poor be the only ones who get to suckle at the teat of government subsidy?
    Gil: I wonder how much I could get for my other kidney...
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11585 posts Member
    edited September 2016
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    Farm to Table

    Lisa starts

    Lisa: Wow! A Fancy Farms in our humble little Springfield.
    Cecil: Would you like to sample our organic, vegan-friendly, grass-fed, GMO-hostile asparagus water?
    Lisa: Cecil? What are you doing here?
    Cecil: Diversification, little girl. You don't put all your cage-free eggs into one hand-harvested flax reed basket. Here, try some wheat grass.
    Lisa: Sounds delicious!
    Lisa: It isn't.

    Task: Make Lisa Browse Fancy Farms
    Time: 1h
    Location: Fancy Farms

    Lisa: Camel milk, emu cheese, Salba seed ice cream... Even I'm not pretentious enough for this stuff.
    Cecil: Just wait till you go through the checkout without a self-composting pomegranate skin bag.

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    Death of a Spokesman Pt. 1

    Laird Ladd starts

    Laird Ladd: What am I supposed to do now? I'm done with donuts, bagels won't have me... there's nothing with a hole left.
    Lindsay Naegle: Tell you what, I'm going to throw you a lifesaver.
    Laird Ladd: That's it, Life Savers!
    Lindsay Naegle: No, stay outta candy – empty calories and empty career opportunities. You need to shed the old man routine and rebrand with a fresh image.
    Laird Ladd: Since I became a shut-in, I'm already doing all that.

    Task: Make Laird Try to Stay Relevant
    Time: 12h

    Death of a Spokesman Pt. 2

    Laird Ladd starts

    Lindsay Naegle: The market research is in: no one cares about old people. They take forever at checkouts, smell like ointment, and are a constant reminder of our own mortality.
    Laird Ladd: What do I do? I tried wearing grillz but the teeth I had holding them on fell out.
    Lindsay Naegle: We've got to associate you with youth, vitality, and pulling all-nighters. We've got to get your raisin face on cans of Buzz Cola.

    Task: Make Laird Prove He's Still Got It
    Time: 12h

    Laird Ladd: I threw my shoulder out, which threw my back out, which threw my… uh-oh my pelvis is gone!

    Death of a Spokesman Pt. 3

    Laird Ladd starts

    Lindsay Naegle: Buzz Cola isn't returning my calls. I couldn't even get you the shower grab-bar modelling gig.
    Laird Ladd: Don't give up on me. You gotta get me in somewhere!
    Lindsay Naegle: There is one place. Time to burn scooter rubber to the Springfield Retirement Castle.

    Task: Reach Level 19 And Build the Retirement Castle
    Task: Make Laird Go to The Retirement Castle
    Time: 4h
    Location: Retirement Castle

    Grampa: Ah, a new roommate!
    Laird Ladd: What? No, I'm here to model... I'm a spokesman for… actually, I don't know why I'm here.
    Grampa: Your wristband says you're here to stay. Pull up a puddin' cup and I'll tell ya a ramblin' story.

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    Quimby's Broken Promises Billboard

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    Quimby: In keeping with the 'er court mandate, my accountability will now be tracked on this new billboard. Looks like I'm doing great!
    Lisa: Are you sure those numbers aren't just painted on?
    Quimby: Of course not. Focus on the highly sophisticated electronics… and ignore the paint all over my hands.
    Lisa: Didn't you promise to stop lying to the public?
    Quimby: ...Reset the clock.

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    Beach Hideaway

    Auto starts

    Homer: Ooh! An exclusive beach hideaway.
    Bart: That beach body of yours needs to be hidden away.
    Homer: Your body shaming has no effect on a man who will soon be drunk on Mai Tais and swimming with his dolphin pals.
    Bart: The dolphins don't want to swim with you. Your leaking body oils attract sharks.
    Homer: I like to think it's attracting more friends.

    Corporate Kickbacks Intro

    Gil starts

    Quimby: The city is broke, people! We are hemorrhaging money and need cash fast, or we'll all be selling our likeness to T-shirt companies. But Moe, not you.
    Mr. Burns: I could pull the city up by its bootstraps...
    Lisa: No! We will not turn to you again to solve our financial crises.
    Gil: You could all turn to Gil! Mostly 'cause I lost that vertebrae in my spine that makes ME able to turn to YOU.

    Corporate Kickbacks Wave 1

    Auto starts

    Gil: Big Business to the rescue! Stock your Springfield with corporate juggernauts and get donuts back with every purchase. Ha-cha-cha!
    Quimby: When does 'er, the traditional political "palm greasing" come into play?
    Gil: Every franchise contract comes with a standard government bribe.
    Quimby: That is very comforting.

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    Offer accepted:
    Gil: Oh, boy! This could be Gil's biggest break since both my thumbs!

    Offer declined:
    Gil: Oh, come on! Now the bank is gonna repossess the flaps on my cardboard box.
    Gil: It gets chilly without the flaps...

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    Luxury Condos and Don'ts

    Marge starts

    Marge: Lenny, you live here?
    Lenny: Sure do! Want the grand tour?
    Marge: Absolutely!
    Lenny: Okay. Stand still and turn your head. You just took the grand tour.

    Task: Make Marge Tour Lenny's Condo
    Time: 30s
    Location: Springfielde Glenne Condos

    Lenny: So, I sleep in this corner, I eat in that one, and over there, that's my entertainment corner.
    Marge: That's only three corners.
    Lenny: That's why rent is so cheap.

    Corporate Kickbacks Wave 2

    Gil starts

    Gil: Ol' Gil's back with a brink-of-bankruptcy bookstore! Get bargain basement prices on this dying medium.
    Skinner: Books will always have a place in yard sale milk crates and on the shelves of penniless schools like ours.

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    Offer accepted:
    Gil: A sale! At this rate, I'll be eatin' broken hotdogs and bathing in briny hotdog water by Sunday night!

    Offer declined:
    Gil: Just you wait. Ol' Gil will have the last laugh when you wind up on the street with him. And I've got the best spot out there – under a nice shady tree and out of the mud puddle splash zone.

    Night at the Book Museum

    Marge starts

    Homer: Hey, they have ebooks on paper now!
    Marge: It's called a book, Homer. That's how people used to read.
    Homer: Uggh! Turning two hundred pages?! I'm just one man, Marge.

    Task: Make Marge Peruse Joke Titles
    Time: 1h
    Location: Bookaccino's

    Squeaky Voice Teen: Sir, please be careful with your coffee around the books.
    Homer: Why sell coffee and books in the same place anyway? Next you'll be telling me they sell gasoline alongside cigarettes.
    Squeaky Voice Teen: Actually, service stations do.
    Homer: Amazing! This world is passing me by.
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