I have a friend that did a "science" experiment on how many **** it takes to get to the center. His teachers didn't accept it into their science fair though. And I forgot how many he said it took.
There is no way to happiness - happiness is the way. Thich Nhat Hanh
At least three detailed scientific studies have attempted to determine the number of **** required to reach the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
Purdue University
A group of engineering students from Purdue University reported that its licking machine, modeled after a human tongue, took an average of 364 **** to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Twenty of the group's volunteers assumed the licking challenge-unassisted by machinery-and averaged 252 **** each to the center.
University of Michigan
Not to be outdone by a Big Ten rival, a chemical engineering doctorate student from the University of Michigan recorded that his customized licking machine required 411 **** to reach the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. (411-364. Go Blue!)
Swarthmore Junior High School
Rejecting the notion that one needed active college status to undertake the Tootsie Pop licking challenge, a group of junior high students at Swathmore School used human lickers, reporting an average of 144 **** to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Based on the wide range of results from these scientific studies, it is clear that the world may never know how many **** it really takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
At least three detailed scientific studies have attempted to determine the number of **** required to reach the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
Purdue University
A group of engineering students from Purdue University reported that its licking machine, modeled after a human tongue, took an average of 364 **** to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Twenty of the group's volunteers assumed the licking challenge-unassisted by machinery-and averaged 252 **** each to the center.
University of Michigan
Not to be outdone by a Big Ten rival, a chemical engineering doctorate student from the University of Michigan recorded that his customized licking machine required 411 **** to reach the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. (411-364. Go Blue!)
Swarthmore Junior High School
Rejecting the notion that one needed active college status to undertake the Tootsie Pop licking challenge, a group of junior high students at Swathmore School used human lickers, reporting an average of 144 **** to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Based on the wide range of results from these scientific studies, it is clear that the world may never know how many **** it really takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
I think my friend had a number in between the results the universities got, maybe his teacher should have accepted it as a science experiment, he was just lacking in more people.
There is no way to happiness - happiness is the way. Thich Nhat Hanh
well i would have to assume the one at the junior high would be more accurate considering humans have the saliva to break it down unless they made there own saliva for the lick machines...
l i c k s is the action - not the tense. I am an e f f i n g dumbo
Licked is the past tense hahah
Is sucks okay or is it the action words we have an issue with?
Bwahaha omg singular or one is describing ones self while the other is another person.
He can suck a lolly but he suck (s) a lolly hmmmm. Both can be described as present tense arg... so what context is it wrong? Grrr soooo confused.
Bwahaha omg singular or one is describing ones self while the other is another person.
He can suck a lolly but he suck (s) a lolly hmmmm. Both can be described as present tense arg... so what context is it wrong? Grrr soooo confused.
I don't think I was there on that day of English class. LOL! I wish I knew. Just that some things are verbs, but that there's like 5 different, um, conjugations? Some of them line up with tenses (I think they're called) and others with plurality. Maybe. Probably.
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Remember this guy...he may have been the only one with the answer.
Purdue University
A group of engineering students from Purdue University reported that its licking machine, modeled after a human tongue, took an average of 364 **** to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. Twenty of the group's volunteers assumed the licking challenge-unassisted by machinery-and averaged 252 **** each to the center.
University of Michigan
Not to be outdone by a Big Ten rival, a chemical engineering doctorate student from the University of Michigan recorded that his customized licking machine required 411 **** to reach the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop. (411-364. Go Blue!)
Swarthmore Junior High School
Rejecting the notion that one needed active college status to undertake the Tootsie Pop licking challenge, a group of junior high students at Swathmore School used human lickers, reporting an average of 144 **** to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop.
Based on the wide range of results from these scientific studies, it is clear that the world may never know how many **** it really takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.
I think my friend had a number in between the results the universities got, maybe his teacher should have accepted it as a science experiment, he was just lacking in more people.
BWahahahaha
Licked is the past tense hahah
Is sucks okay or is it the action words we have an issue with?
Hmmmm hahaha we have cracked something here guys
The singular and plural of suck are both actions. "I suck a lolly" and "he suck(s) a lolly".
He can suck a lolly but he suck (s) a lolly hmmmm. Both can be described as present tense arg... so what context is it wrong? Grrr soooo confused.
That is all.