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Secret Agents: Act 1 Walkthrough

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edited April 2017
The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 1

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Homer: Hey, look at this classified ad for the Arcturus Modelling Agency. I'm a shoo in!
Lisa: "Seeking fat, middle-aged, bald man with background in nuclear safety". Dad, don't you think this ad is suspiciously targeted at you?
Homer: Just because I have one of those things -- a background in nuclear safety?
Lisa: Also, since when do we get the newspaper? When does ANYONE get the paper?
Homer: Well, I can't ignore a tiny ad in a dead paper. I'm off to catch my big break!

Task: Make Homer Try Out for the Modelling Gig
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House

STEM-antha: V'elcome, Mr. Simpson. Vee have been expecting you.
Homer: How did you know vy name?!
STEM-antha: How many Mr. Simpsons can there be in the world?
Homer: Umm...
STEM-antha: You don't have to answer that.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 2

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Homer: So what kind of nude modelling is this?
STEM-antha: No one said anything about nude: please put your pants back on.
Testost-Irene: Come with me, Mr. Simpson. We must get you in hair and makeup.
Homer: Good luck improving on this beefcake.
Homer: Mmm... beef cake.

Task: Make Homer Go to Hair and Makeup
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House

On job start:
Homer: Not that I'm not into it, but what's with all the restraints?
STEM-antha: Silence! Focus on the screen. Soon you will find yourself hypnotized against your own government...
Homer: Death to the G-men!
STEM-antha: I haven't started the hypnosis yet.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 3

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Homer: Hair and muzzle makeup wasn't so hard – I don't see what all those models are complaining about.
Secret Voice: Homer, you must initiate Project Lazarus. Gather minions and form your own superpower.
Homer: Oh, no! I've developed a judgmental inner voice, like all models!
Secret Voice: The voice you hear is coming from the headset we gave you.
Homer: I THOUGHT you were different from the voices I usually hear.

Task: Make Homer Gather Minions
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House
Task: Trick Springfielders Into Being Brainwashed [x3]
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House
Characters: Apu, Cletus, Krusty, Skinner, Marge, Moe

Secret Voice: Well done. Now we will brainwash the masses into hating their own government.
Homer: Way ahead of you, creepy voice. I already told people postage stamps were going up two cents.
Homer: The masses are collecting pitchforks and lighting torches now.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 4

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Secret Voice: It's time to establish a base of operations: somewhere to conduct our various acts of subterfuge.
Homer: How 'bout Krusty Burger? They've got free WiFi and a new seven-patty burger, called the Widowmaker. It makes funerals fun again!
Secret Voice: This will be a brand new state-of-the-art facility, not some slop factory. I've set up an account for you with near-unlimited funds.
Homer: Thanks, but I'll just get Sky Finger to pay for it.

Task: Build Agency Headquarters
Task: Send Agents to Collect Intel on the Widowmaker [x3]

Unreleased text:
Homer: Not bad, but I'm not tasting seven patties.
Krusty: The meat plays tricks on your mind and in a few hours it'll play tricks on your digestive tract.

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 5

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Secret Voice: You've done well, Homer. I think it's time we met. Look behind you.
Homer: A talking car?! I knew they were real!
Hank Scorpio: No, Homer, over here.
Homer: Mr. Scorpio? I thought you... you know... died.
Hank Scorpio: You can't kill an idea, Homer – just break many of its bones, collapse some of its organs and force it into hiding. But I'm back, and I want you to be my number two.
Homer: A fella always dreams of meeting a number one who needs a number two!

Task: Tap the Men in Tan [x10]

Hank Scorpio: Look out, Martin Shkreli! I'll be back on top of Forbes Most Evil Employers list in a heartbeat.
Lisa: They just call that "Top CEOs" now.

Quest reward: 10 XP and 100 Event Currency

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 6

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Hank Scorpio: The key to any intelligence agency is the intelligence: you've got to have more eyes than Mississippi.
Hank Scorpio: That would be four. We'll need more than that.
Willie: Willie can hide cameras everywhere and watch ‘em all from me custodian's closet.
Hank Scorpio: I appreciate the disturbing offer, but we need to think bigger. I'm talking global positioning satellite levels of peeping tomfoolery.
Grampa: In my day, we used to just root through people's garbage.
Gil: Hey, you're talkin' about my home there!

Task: Build the Surveillance Post
Task: Launch the Drone Scan

Homer: Uh oh, I think I broke something.
Hank Scorpio: What, that flash? Drones have a tendency to overload like that.
Hank Scorpio: Lucky for us, it also wipes the memory of anyone who looks at it and sends them packing.
Hank Scorpio: You did cover your eyes for that, didn't you?
Homer: Um... what answer doesn't make me look stupid...?

Quest reward: 10 XP and 100 Event Currency

Pretty Fly for a WiFi

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Professor Frink: Someone has been trying to hack into our network, and I'm afraid I've discovered whom.
Hank Scorpio: That's good news. Is it the FBI? NSA? CIA? Please don't tell me… the WNBA?
Professor Frink: I'm afraid it's YOU.
Hank Scorpio: Oh, God: my only equal.
Professor Frink: I should say, alternate yous. Or is it parallel? Sorry, I was sick on review day at the university.
Hank Scorpio: We've got to beat me at my own game: it's hack or be hacked.

Task: Hack WiFi in a Friend's Town [x3]

Homer: So much data. I don't have to actually read through all this, do I?
Hank Scorpio: The point of espionage isn't what you DO with the information, just that you HAVE it.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Just as I suspected: reading is for suckers.

Quest reward: 10 XP and 100 Event Currency

The Man Who Knew Too Little Pt. 7

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Hank Scorpio: We're wasting too much time and energy on putting out fires.
Homer: So we should be starting fires?
Hank Scorpio: When the heat is on, one needs to be a master of disguise and hide in plain sight.
Homer: Way ahead of you.
Hank Scorpio: Take that off, Homer.
Homer: Homer who? I'm Admiral Troutpuncher of Her Majesty's Royal Navy.
Hank Scorpio: Oh, brother.

Quest reward: 40 Schematics
Task: Build the Hidden Research Facility
Task: Spend Schematics on Research
Quest reward: 50 XP and 500 Event Currency

Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 1

Homer starts

Hank Scorpio: NOW we're spying! Just remember the Six Sigma three C's: Collect, Consume, and Control.
Homer: That's my goal for every meal.
Hank Scorpio: Just look what Oogle pulled off: they turned harmless driving directions into global surveillance.
Homer: And made me fall for a sexy computer voice that I can never have for my own.

Task: Make Homer Bug Houses
Time: 4h
Location: Homes

Hank Scorpio: Strong work, Homer. Where did you train to become such an expert in spying?
Homer: Years of practicing on Flanders. My motto: A bug in every Bible and a camera in every Christ on the cross.

Quest reward: 10 XP and 100 Event Currency

Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 2

Bart starts

Bart: You guys are going about this all wrong. Everyone already willingly shares their most intimate details on Springface. Get with the times, man!
Grampa: I'm still partial to keistering microfilm. Nothin' beats the feelin' of knowing you got secrets in your bum.
Hank Scorpio: Ignore the old man, but the boy is onto something. Social media is the modern spycraft and knowledge is more powerful than any gun...
Hank Scorpio: ...except for ACTUAL guns, naturally.
Homer: Let's get creeping! I can't wait to pretend I still care about jerks I haven't seen since high school.

Task: Make Homer Signup for Springface
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Bart Hack Homer's Springface
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Marge: Homer! Why did you change your relationship status to "It's complicated"?!
Homer: I don't remember doing that. Maybe it was at the same time that I changed my name to "Anita Mann".
Bart: *chuckles*

Quest reward: 10 XP and 100 Event Currency

Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 3

Homer starts

Hank Scorpio: Data is everywhere and it's ripe for the picking. The trick is in getting some, without people realizing they're giving it away.
Moe: Like prom night.
Hank Scorpio: We've got banner ads, malware, pop-ups, drop-downs, and freemium mobile games – all that's left is to spam people with phishing emails.
Homer: Aye-aye, Captain! I'm onboard hook, line, and sinker.

Task: Make Homer Spam Fishing Emails
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Homer: Soooo... I think my email got hacked.
Hank Scorpio: You made your password "password" didn't you?
Homer: I'm not an idiot. I made it “Homer Simpson's password”. Much harder.

Quest reward: 10 XP and 100 Event Currency

Eye Spy, You Spy Pt. 4

Homer starts

Hank Scorpio: What were you thinking, using your personal email instead of the encrypted one I gave you?
Homer: It was convenient – I've had ChunkyLover53 since college. It speaks more about me than me.
Hank Scorpio: Well, now your identity has been stolen!
Homer: Can we go identity shopping? Can we?! Can we?! Ooo, I can be Hank Scorpio!
Hank Scorpio: ...

Task: Make Homer Shop for a New Identity
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Hank Scorpio: What happened to finding a new identity?
Homer: I got mine back, once the guy realized it wasn't worth stealing.
Homer: AND he improved my credit score. Now I can go out and ruin it again!
System Message: The story will continue in Act 2. Keep scanning for Agents and collecting Intel to get more prizes!
Quest reward: 50 XP and 500 Event Currency
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