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  • adruralo wrote: »
    but Turkey
    Turkey ****!
    Used to be a snappy comeback to something another kid would say during the mid 1980s.

    Re: corned beef.
    Yes. Tastes real good when you buy it on discount right after St. Patrick's Day when the store is scared of how they've got a huge pile of it still sitting there.

    What?
  • Exactly
    phinneacttf in the Crawl to the Finish
  • Maybe it was Chicken ****! (I hope this helped)
  • Gues
    adruralo wrote: »
    but Turkey
    Turkey ****!
    Used to be a snappy comeback to something another kid would say during the mid 1980s.

    Re: corned beef.
    Yes. Tastes real good when you buy it on discount right after St. Patrick's Day when the store is scared of how they've got a huge pile of it still sitting there.



    Guess What? Chicken ****

    Guess Where? Chicken hair

    Guess Why? Chicken thigh

    Guess when? Chicken hen

    Guess Who? Chicken poo


    There is a bunch.
  • If it’s not clear to anyone at this point, it probably won’t be anytime soon, but EA has been pretty left leaning and the idea of thanksgiving is being contested for reasons I’d rather not discuss at risk of getting banned.

    What better way protest a percieved evil than to replace it with the antithesis of said perceived evil?

    Why they’d ever make a day about being thankful for the good we have, engorging ourselves with food (meat or non meat based) and spending time with family into some patronizing moral lecture that conflates issues that 99% of the player base doesn’t care about is beyond me.

    I kinda wish they kept things on subject.

    We get it. Vegans think they’re better than everyone else and it’s the new cool trend to pander to, but don’t do it at th cost of annoying your players.

    Or perhaps we are a minority here and none of what I said even matters.
    "The **** of the future will be the anti-****."
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  • You guys have to complain about EVERYTHING, right? If there were Turkeys you'd be, for sure, asking why EA is not trying new things. Man, sometimes I wonder why don't you just quit.
  • There's a big turkey in a cage
  • ldavidgr68 wrote: »
    You guys have to complain about EVERYTHING, right? If there were Turkeys you'd be, for sure, asking why EA is not trying new things. Man, sometimes I wonder why don't you just quit.

    I was more hitching about the p.c. don't eat the turkeys crap. I want Homer to be a glutton like he always is. If he gave in to Lisa he be selling out.
  • AJtheboss1 wrote: »
    If it’s not clear to anyone at this point, it probably won’t be anytime soon, but EA has been pretty left leaning and the idea of thanksgiving is being contested for reasons I’d rather not discuss at risk of getting banned.

    What better way protest a percieved evil than to replace it with the antithesis of said perceived evil?

    Why they’d ever make a day about being thankful for the good we have, engorging ourselves with food (meat or non meat based) and spending time with family into some patronizing moral lecture that conflates issues that 99% of the player base doesn’t care about is beyond me.

    I kinda wish they kept things on subject.

    We get it. Vegans think they’re better than everyone else and it’s the new cool trend to pander to, but don’t do it at th cost of annoying your players.

    Or perhaps we are a minority here and none of what I said even matters.

    Thank you, someone gets it. To me it sounds Hollywood.

    Like I said before, eat a lot of food and hopefully watch the Cowboys lose. Other than that, I get to be around the people I care most about and the best dog in the world. I'm very thankful for that. Plus, hopefully no Twitter crap from a certain person.

    Peace
  • If you want a turkey why not just run to the nearest shop that sells them :wink:
  • If you want a turkey why not just run to the nearest shop that sells them :wink:

    Best option ever. :)
    TOUK is the best also have you considered Nuking
  • shoskin
    99 posts Member
    edited November 2017
    Castiel19x wrote: »
    If you want a turkey why not just run to the nearest shop that sells them :wink:

    Best option ever. :)

    I work at a grocery store and we have tons. None of that curd crap Michael Stipe eats either. Plus we already have one.

    But is it wrong to ask for a event like Thanksgiving not to be P.C? Lisa getting on her soapbox? They even brought out Quinn, who basically a sexist and proved Lisa was one too.
    I loved this show because it was basically a poke at the tv family. It was pure satire. I watch and play for entertainment. I don't need to be told the president is a derogatory name that will be censored. Not to eat meat. What the hell was that Halloween section we just got done with?

    Btw, I know you were being sarcastic and I commend anyone who does it because it's fun to laugh at people who don't get it.

    Then again why complain? Life is to effin short.
  • @shoskin
    The writers have said they don’t care if they offend people. They’ve offended countries and they don’t care. Don’t forget it’s all humour and is not to taken too seriously.
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