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Poochie's Dog Dayz: Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
11387 posts Member
edited July 2018
Celebrate 636 Episodes

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System Message: Maggie now has a special animated job to celebrate The Simpsons' 636th Episode!

Task: Make Maggie Celebrate Like It’s 1879
Time: 4h
Quest reward: $636 and 636 XP

Poorly Working Title Intro

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Scratchy: Thanks for taking the time to meet with us, Krusty and Mr. Meyers.
Roger Myers Jr.: For my two biggest stars, Itchy & Scratchy?! Of course, anything I can do for you, just say the word.
Itchy: We were wondering if we could scale back on the mallet-to-the-head bits?
Roger Myers Jr.: Absolutely not, you scum-sucking weasels!
Krusty: Without the constant threat of permanent memory loss, your cartoons are worthless!
Scratchy: But isn't there a way to... to... what was I saying?
Itchy: What about bringing Poochie back to take some of the heat off us?
Roger Myers Jr.: Bring Poochie back?! Kids hate him! He symbolizes when a game -- I mean SHOW -- has jumped the shark!
Scratchy: Until you bring him back, we're on strike!
Krusty: I don't need you! I can carry this show all by myself!

Task: Make Krusty Have a Comedic Panic Attack on Camera
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House or Krustylu Studios
Task: Make Springfielders Boo Krusty [x5]
Time: 6s
Location: Brown House or Krustylu Studios

Krusty: I can't carry a show by myself! I need breaks to sit pantsless in my dressing room!
Krusty: For some reason the censors hate when I'm pantsless on the air.
Krusty: You've got to get Poochie back!
Roger Myers Jr.: Hey Frink, you're a huge nerd, do you know how we can revive Poochie?
Professor Frink: After that, how could I refuse? We'll need to get some scripts to feed into my re-animation machine.
Krusty: I'm not paying some jerk writers to sit around eating crappy Chinese food while they churn out lazy scripts.
Roger Myers Jr.: Why pay professional writers when we can just hold a “Bring Poochie Back To Life” screenwriting contest for free?
Roger Myers Jr.: Let's use our fans' passion against them!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Poorly Working Title Pt. 1

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Lisa: Oh brother, they're having a “Bring Poochie Back To Life” script contest. Could they be any more desperate?
Homer: I agree. I never think about Poochie anymore. Not Poochie's face, not Poochie's irreverent in-your-face attitude, not Poochie nothin'.
Homer: Poochie.
Bart: What's this file on your computer labeled “POOCHIE FAN FICTION”?
Homer: It's, uh, an elaborate plan to kill your mother and collect the insurance money!
Marge: It's not a plan to kill me. You talk about Poochie in your sleep.
Marge: This could be your chance to bring YOUR version of Poochie to life.
Bart: Don't egg him on, Mom!
Homer: Yes, DO egg me on, because I will need several omelets to fuel me on as I write a Poochie script!

Task: Make Homer Submit Script to Itchy & Scratchy Studios
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Springfielders Submit Poochie Scripts [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x200]

On job start:
Sea Captain: Yarr! In my version of Poochie, he's a LAKE captain, who's got TWO squinty eyes, and he's a misunderstood genius. Also, I based it on myself.
Comic Book Guy: In my script, Poochie is bitten by radioactive Peter Parker and gets the ability to take competent photographs.
Kent Brockman: This just in... my Poochie script! It even has a punny title: “Death To Poochie”!
Comic Book Guy: The scripts are supposed to be about Poochie coming back to life.
Kent Brockman: What about “Life To Poochie”?
Comic Book Guy: Now your pun has lost its whole frame of reference!

On job end:
Krusty: There's hundreds of these script contest entries!
Krusty: I haven't seen stacks of paper this high since I made all that money licensing my name to that paper company.
Krusty: Who's gonna read through these?
Roger Myers Jr.: I assumed you were...
Homer: Um, excuse me? Have you picked a winner yet?
Krusty: We haven't even looked at--
Roger Myers Jr.: As a matter of fact, we just picked the winner... and it's you!
Homer: Me?!
Roger Myers Jr.: Your script was so good, we're making you head writer!
Homer: But the only thing I've ever written is a Grammy-winning album and a movie starring Mel Gibson!
Roger Myers Jr.: Don't worry, kid, you'll do great. You can start by reading all these scripts to pick out the best parts.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Poorly Working Title Pt. 2

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Homer: *rips script* This is garbage! How can these amateur contest entrants call themselves professional writers?!
Homer: Character development! Story arcs! Drama! ...are all things that are too old-fashioned!
Homer: I need to tap into what KIDS like!
Homer: Also, it's pretty impressive that I was able to rip an entire script in half...

Task: Make Youngsters Give Feedback [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Audience Research Table
Characters: Nelson, Milhouse, Bart, Lisa, Ralph
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x200]

On job start:
Bart: Talking cartoon dogs can't skateboard... it's just not believable.
Nelson: Poochie's funny “ha-ha”, not funny "Haw haw!"
Lisa: Please don't make him rap again. Pleeeease don't make him rap again. And no buzzwords!
Ralph: When I'm a good boy, my daddy lets me stick my head out the car window.
Milhouse: Find the comedic premise, heighten it three times, and get out!

On job end:
Homer: Okay, I've gone through all the scripts, listened to today's youth, included all the latest slang...
Homer: ...drank six beers, and written the most perfect Poochie script there could ever be!
Roger Myers Jr.: *flips to back page* Looks to be about the right length. I'm satisfied.
Homer: Woo hoo!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Poorly Working Title Pt. 3

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Roger Myers Jr.: All right, Frink, are we ready to bring back Poochie now?
Professor Frink: Yes, the script appears to be roughly the correct amount of pages, which is all that ever mattered...
Professor Frink: The only thing left is to record some sample voice over...
Professor Frink: ...which I will do myself, because people love hearing my voice for extended periods of time...
Homer: Not so fast! If Poochie's known for one thing, it's his signature sunglasses. Do you know where I could get a pair?
Roger Myers Jr.: Wait a minute Homer, YOU should record Poochie's voice!
Homer: Yeah, I guess since I was his voice last time it only makes sense. Now are you gonna make with the sunglasses or not?!

Task: Make Homer Record New Poochie Voice-Over
Time: 4h
Location: Network Headquarters
If the user has Roger Meyers Jr.: Task: Make Roger Meyers Jr. Begrudgingly Give Homer Poochie Sunglasses
Time: 4h
Location: Network Headquarters
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x400]

Homer: You used your Weird Science machine, Frink, so where's Poochie?
Professor Frink: Oh yes, I believe he's doing what cool guys do and waiting to make a dramatic entrance... any minute now.
Poochie: Yo, yo, yolo, bruh! Poochie in da house, squad-fam! We gonna get it lit in here?!
Bart and Lisa: Ahhhh! He's trying to relate to us!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Poorly Working Title Pt. 4

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Homer: Kids, put that stupid homework down and come watch this cartoon right now!
Lisa: Dad, I'm happy that Itchy and Scratchy are back, but why do they have to jam Poochie down our throats again?
Bart: Seriously, when they killed him off the first time, they gave us the day off from school to celebrate.
Homer: Because Poochie has been retooled to be super modern...
Homer: ...so you better watch or you're gonna get beaten up at school for not knowing what the dealio is.
Bart: A guy who just said “what's the dealio” is lecturing me on being cool.
Homer: Shhh! Poochie's about to make a slam dunk!

Task: Make Homer Laugh at All His Own Jokes
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Poochie Dunk a Basketball
Time: 4h
Location: Bicycle Basketball Ramp
Task: Make Youngsters Hate-Watch Poochie [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x300]

Homer: Did you see him going up and down on that ramp? Wasn't it great?!
Bart: He literally jumped a shark, Dad. My childhood is over.
Lisa: It was good while it lasted...
Lisa: I guess now all we'll care about are consumer reports, keeping our sneakers really clean, and which fruits are in season.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Poorly Working Title Pt. 5

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Bart: It's four o'clock, I don't know what to do with myself. Usually I'd be watching Itchy and Scratchy right now.
Lisa: Stupid Poochie ruined everything, with his lame backwards hat, and his in-fashion-again leather jacket, and his jump-cut editing.
Bart: He's so dumb. Hey, what if we watched his show just to goof on it!
Lisa: Yeah, we can scoff at all the parts where he does stuff that's so stupid it's actually enjoyable, but we'll feel smart because we know it's lame.
Bart: And we'll stay tuned for all the commercial breaks!
Lisa: Yeah, in case those are stupid too!

Task: Make Youngsters Watch Poochie Ironically [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House
Task: Collect Poochie Scripts [x500]

Bart: Oh man, so dumb. I can't wait to bash it at school tomorrow.
Lisa: I'm gonna break it down beat by beat and mock it as if it were literature!
Homer: Ah-ha! So you do like it after all!
Bart: We're watching it ironically.
Lisa: We were laughing at the parts you're not supposed to laugh at.
Homer: But you were still laughing and enjoying yourselves, right?
Bart: Yes. Ironically.
Homer: ...?

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Poorly Working Title Pt. 6

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Roger Myers Jr.: Great work, Homer. The numbers are through the roof!
Krusty: Today's show had the most viewers since that episode where I accidentally aided, abetted and then interviewed El Chapo.
Homer: Are we sure our viewers are laughing at the right stuff though?
Roger Myers Jr.: They could be crying for all I care, as long as they don't change the channel! Now what ideas do ya got for the next episode?
Homer: Um, okay, what if Poochie stole a car, but it turned out to be an Uber, so he had to keep picking people up.
Krusty: *laughs* That's funny.
Homer: Wait, are you ACTUALLY laughing, or are you laughing at the idea that I pitched it with the intention of making you laugh?
Roger Myers Jr.: Enough with the philosophy lesson, just get Poochie in the car and make with the silly taxi rides!

Task: Make Homer Fret Over What People Are Laughing at
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Poochie Pretend to Be in a Car Chase
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House or Poochie's Car
Task: Make Youngsters Ironically Watch Poochie [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

Homer: Well? What'd you kids think?
Lisa: It was actually pretty funny.
Bart: The parts that were supposed to make us laugh made us laugh.
Homer: Phew!
Lisa: Which makes it lame.
Bart: No one likes a lame thing that knows it's lame. That'd be like if Tim Allen started mocking himself.
Lisa: Yeah, the smugness factor for us is gone. You screwed up, Dad -- you made the show sorta okay.
Homer: ...

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Poorly Working Title Pt. 7

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Roger Myers Jr.: Have you seen the numbers, Homer? It's not looking good for our old friend Poochie.
Krusty: Or for you -- you're fired.
Homer: Are you firing me "ironically"?
Krusty: No.
Roger Myers Jr.: Also, you never signed your contract, so you're not getting paid. That's sorta ironic.
Homer: It is??
Roger Myers Jr.: No. It's just stupid. Now get out.

Task: Make Homer Openly Weep Into a Bowl of Popcorn
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Youngsters Watch Itchy & Scratchy Sincerely [x5]
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

Homer: Well, it was fun while it lasted.
Homer: Except all the tons of hard work I had to do and the gut-wrenching stress of wondering if people legitimately liked it.
Homer: What'll happen to you, Poochie? Will they ship you back to your home planet?
Poochie: No, I'll just stick around here. This planet's actually pretty cool... NOT!
Homer: *wipes away tear* Never gets old.

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 1

Poochie starts

Poochie: Wazzzzap?! How's it hanging Itchy & Scratchy?
Poochie: You dudemeisters wanna shred some gnarly waves?
Scratchy: That sounds...um, totally tubular, but we were just about to rehearse a scene...
Poochie: How do you rehearse a scene where Itchy douses you in acid?
Itchy: We're, uh, method actors.
Poochie: Too busy to put your life on hold to admire your best bro?! I see how it is...NOT!

Task: Make Poochie Pout Like a Too Cool for School Teen
Time: 4h
Location: Brown House

Poochie: I guess now you want me to get off your set so you can do your "actor" thang!
Poochie: Must be nice not to be canceled. Not like I care. *barking laugh*
Scratchy: Aw. Don't give up, Poochie! I'm sure you'll be back on TV soon.
Poochie: You're right! Once I'm back on, my new show will make yours look like it's for babies. Uncool babies!
Poochie: Poochie out! *nunchuck drop*

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 2

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Homer: Bart, bring me another beer.
Lisa: I'll get it!
Bart: Why're you so eager to enable Dad?
Lisa: Because I'm making a fortune returning his empty cans to the recycling center -- five cents a pop.
Bart: I can see how that could add up.
Poochie: They give you money just to throw these cans away?
Lisa: It's not just throwing them away, it's recycling. They take the cans and melt them down and make new things out of them.
Poochie: So they take an old useless thing and mold it into something new and cool, huh? Tell me more...

Task: Make Lisa Explain Recycling to Poochie
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Poochie Daydream About His TV Comeback
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House

Poochie: "Poochie Saves the Planet"! Just the kind of publicity I need to reboot my image and get back on TV.
Lisa: So this is all just a ploy to fulfill your own goals?
Poochie: Of course! Is that a problem?
Lisa: Not at all, as long as it gets people to recycle more! I mean, why do I do it? Smug satisfaction isn't that different than wanting to be on TV.
Poochie: Do you think my catch phrase should be "Bro, do you even recycle?" or "Recycling stinks, just do it!".

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 3

Poochie starts

Poochie: What's shaking, kids? It's ya boy, Poochie, and I'm here to teach you about recycling!
Bart: Why does he think we don't know what recycling is?
Milhouse: It's really not that complicated. You put the empty can in the recycling bin. That's it!
Poochie: I know what'll convince you Poochie is always in your COURT -- an edgy yet educational rap interlude while I dunk a basketball!

Task: Make Poochie Dunk a Basketball
Time: 4h
Location: Bicycle Basketball Ramp

On job start:
Poochie: My name's Poochie D and I'm here to say…
Poochie: That it's a good rule of thumb to start your raps this way…
Poochie: Let ‘em know who you are, and what you're gonna do…
Poochie: That way there's no confusion when the song is through!

On job end:
Poochie: See kids, Poochie knows how to get down. Word up!
Bart: He looks like he's about to start rapping again. SCATTER!
Poochie: P to the O to the O to the C...
Poochie: Why can't I ever get the kids to just like me?

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 4

Poochie starts

Poochie: Give it to me straight fellas, how do you get the kids to like you so much?
Scratchy: Maybe if you try, you know...trying a little less hard the kids will come around.
Poochie: Me? Try hard?! I'm the king of not caring. I do everything I can to show how little I care.
Scratchy: Um...well, maybe do the opposite then?
Poochie: Great idea! I'll double down on recycling. Then they'll have to like me!

Task: Make Poochie Film a Recycling PSA
Time: 8h
Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House
Task: Make Youngsters Rebel Against Recycling [x5]
Time: 8h
Location: Businesses or Houses

On Poochie's job start:
Poochie: *dramatic voice* The earth stands on the brink of extinction. Landfills overflowing, pollution clogging the skies...
Poochie: Little Jenny meant to recycle her soda can, but she's still too young to read the signs...
Poochie: She threw her future away with one mindless act, tossing that soda can straight into the trash.
Poochie: Don't be like Little Jenny, kids. Recycle before it's too...late. *softly cries*!
Poochie: *triggers explosions*

On job end:
Poochie: Booyah! Thanks for having my back bros, showing everyone how much I could care felt really good.
Itchy: Kids trashed the town.
Poochie: What have I done?!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Recycling to the EXTREME! Pt. 5

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Helen Lovejoy: There he is, Chief Wiggum! The bad dog that convinced all the children littering was cool!
Wiggum: All right pup, come along quietly now...I find barking very jarring.
Poochie: The fuzz! Nuh-uh man, I can't go to the pound. Time to bounce!
Homer: Wait! Poochie, where are you going? You left all this trash behind that I'll have to clean up if you don't...
Homer: D'oh!

Task: Make Poochie Pretend to Be in a Car Chase
Time: 8h
Location: Brown House or Poochie's Car
Task: Make Homer Clean up Springfield
Time: 6s
Location: Debris

Poochie: I think I lost them.
Poochie: Guess I'll go back to my home planet now.
Lisa: Uh, Poochie, this is your home planet.
Poochie: You're right, little girl. In a manner of speaking, it's EVERYONE'S home planet.
Lisa: No, it literally is.
Wiggum: Hold it right there, Poochie! I've got a whole slew of tickets with your name on ‘em -- littering, accessory to littering, and MURDER!
Wiggum: Oh wait, that last one is also littering. You have thirty days to pay these off, now sign here.
Poochie: Wait, you want my autograph?!
Poochie: I'm back!!!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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  • LPNintendoITA
    11387 posts Member
    edited August 2018
    Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 1

    Mrs. Scratchy starts

    Mrs. Scratchy: Happy anniversary, Scratchy. I made a special dinner, and maybe after we can get into some catnip.
    Scratchy: It looks great, but I'm not really that hungry.
    Scratchy: Itchy made me a pretty big lunch of carbolic acid, which is pretty filling, plus it dissolved my entire midsection...
    Mrs. Scratchy: It's always work, work, work with you, isn't it?!
    Mrs. Scratchy: Well, work on this!

    Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Serve Scratchy a “Dynamite” Dessert
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House

    Mrs. Scratchy: I've had it with this marriage! I took our wedding vows seriously, but "till death do us part" never lasts long with you!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 2

    Mrs. Scratchy starts

    Mrs. Scratchy: Scratchy's such a jerk! First he doesn't eat my dinner, then he allows himself to be blown up!
    Mrs. Scratchy: Well I'm not gonna sit around in a black veil waiting for him to come back to life!
    Mrs. Scratchy: I'm young, my whiskers aren't grey yet.
    Mrs. Scratchy: I'm getting on that new dating app called “Swiper”.

    Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Fill Out a Dating App Profile
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House

    On job start:
    Mrs. Scratchy: Okay, profile pictures: the only photos I have of myself are me holding a book I never read, at a concert of a band I don't like...
    Mrs. Scratchy: ...and one from three years ago that looks nothing like me. They're perfect!
    Mrs. Scratchy: Interests: Food, travel, and living my best life!
    Mrs. Scratchy: ...unlike Scratchy.

    On job end:
    Mrs. Scratchy: Ooh, I already got some matches on my dating app!
    Mrs. Scratchy: Fat Tony... maybe he means Cat Tony?
    Mrs. Scratchy: Moleman... seems like a furry creature indeed...
    Mrs. Scratchy: And Bumblebee Man... no mistaking what his deal is -- a Mexican actor who dresses in a bee costume.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 3

    Mrs. Scratchy starts

    Mrs. Scratchy: I'm so nervous, I haven't been on a first date since I met Scratchy.
    Mrs. Scratchy: It was so romantic. He took me to the purr-fect restaurant... picked up the “tabby”... used a bunch of cat-puns...
    Mrs. Scratchy: *flashback harp*
    Mrs. Scratchy: No, don't go into a flashback! Even on our first date, Itchy was the waiter and served him coq au BLAM and blew him up! It's time for me to move on.

    Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Bad Date [x3]
    Time: 8h
    Location: Eatery or Bars
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    On starting 1st job:
    Mrs. Scratchy: So, have you ever been on a date with a cartoon cat?!
    Fat Tony: No, but I sold cartons of RAT milk to schoolchildren. Does that count for anything?
    Mrs. Scratchy: ...!

    On starting 2nd job:
    Mrs. Scratchy: This is my first time using online dating. What about you?!3
    Hans Moleman: I've only used Swiper, Matchr, AlrightValentine, eChoir, FarmhandsExclusive, Swingin'Christian, and m-date -- an app for dating Moleman.
    Mrs. Scratchy: ...!

    On starting 3rd job:
    Mrs. Scratchy: I don't know what I'm doing... I'm not cut out for the dating world. I've been a wife for too long...
    Bumblebee Man: ...
    Mrs. Scratchy: Sorry to go on and on... you're such a good listener.
    Bumblebee Man: Que?

    Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 4

    Mrs. Scratchy starts

    Mrs. Scratchy: Is this what I have to look forward to? Meeting that string of weirdos has really helped me put my marriage in perspective.
    Mrs. Scratchy: So what if I'm a widow more often than a wife? At least I love my husband!
    Mrs. Scratchy: And it's really not Scratchy's fault.
    Mrs. Scratchy: He's just trying to make an honest living, but that horrible Itchy keeps making him an honest corpse!
    Itchy: Hi-ya, Mrs. Scratchy! Looks like Scratchy's still in cat-heaven, so I'll come back later.
    Mrs. Scratchy: Not so fast, you murderous mouse!
    Mrs. Scratchy: You and I need to have a heart to heart -- if you don't lay off my husband a little, I'm going to chop you in half and make your heart TWO hearts!

    Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Scratch Out Her Itchy Aggression
    Time: 8h

    Mrs. Scratchy: Have I made myself clear?
    Itchy: Whatever you say! You're the boss!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Scratching the Seven Year Itch Pt. 5

    Mrs. Scratchy starts

    Mrs. Scratchy: Scratchy? Oh good, you're waking up.
    Scratchy: Hey honey, was I out for long? What did I miss?
    Mrs. Scratchy: Nothing, I was just packing us a nice picnic. Let's go!

    Task: Make Mrs. Scratchy Go on a Picnic
    Time: 4h
    Location: Picnic Spot
    If the user has Scratchy: Task: Make Scratchy Go on a Picnic
    Time: 4h
    Location: Picnic Spot

    Mrs. Scratchy: *happy sigh* Thanks for making this such a special day, sweetheart.
    Scratchy: It was wonderful! I can't remember the last time I felt so relaxed.
    Mrs. Scratchy: Alright, he's all yours, Itchy.
    Itchy: Picnic much more fun with flesh-eating ants!
    Scratchy: *screams*

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    For Real, Roy? Pt. 1

    Roy starts

    Bart: They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel for new characters in this game. Wonder who the next nobody will be.
    Roy: Hey, Bart-man! I'm sure the next new character they unlock will be totally far-out and hip!
    Marge: Roy's right, Bart. I bet they'll even have a catchphrase.
    Roy: Pow-bazow, Mrs. S., pow-bazow. Well, until the next new character is unlocked, I guess I'll continue filming my reality show “Roy Will Be Roy”!
    Roy: Everyone smile for the cameras!

    Task: Make Roy Mug for the Cameras
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Make the Simpsons Look Blankly Straight Into the Cameras [x5]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Characters: Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie

    Roy: What's gotten into you guys? You're usually so natural and effortlessly hilarious!
    Homer: I am acting in a perfectly normal manner, much in the way that I always do. D... oh.
    Marge: It's kind of hard to act normal when they keep hitting my hair with the boom mic.
    Lisa: In their defense, Mom, the boom guy had to stand on another guy's shoulders.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    For Real, Roy? Pt. 2

    Roy starts

    Marge: I don't know, Roy, this whole “reality TV” thing seems a little out there, and, dare I say, desperate?
    Roy: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Save it for the confessional, Mrs. S!

    Task: Make Roy Tape a Confessional
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Task: Make the Simpsons Tape Confessionals [x5]
    Time: 4h
    Location: Simpson House
    Characters: Marge, Homer, Bart, Lisa, Maggie

    On Simpsons' job start:
    Marge: I don't know if my family's going to be any good at this... I've always taught them not to speak ill of others.
    Homer: Don't get me started on Flanders! Does he really have to rhyme all the time?!
    Homer: Oh no, I'm doing it too! I'm screwed!
    Bart: Interviews are for suckers, man. Unless you want to film me hocking loogies off the overpass... no?
    Lisa: I am so annoyed...
    Lisa: ...that everyone expects me to be anti-everything. I like reality TV! Especially the sassy ladies of “The Real Home Wives of Ogdenville”. It's great!

    On Roy's job start:
    Roy: I'm really sick of Mrs. S. trying to express her feelings about people to their faces...
    Roy: ...instead of behind their back to the camera for all the world to see. Who does that?!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    For Real, Roy? Pt. 3

    Roy starts

    Roy: Thanks for trying S. family, but the show's still feeling a little flat...
    Homer: Sorry, Roy. I guess our family's just too perfect for reality TV.
    Homer: Bart, get your old man a beer, and grab one for yourself, why don'tcha?
    Lisa: If I've learned anything from watching Real Home Wives, it's that every good show has a great villain!
    Roy: What do you mean?
    Lisa: Are you really that dumb?!
    Marge: Lisa! Don't talk to Roy like that!
    Lisa: No, Mom, I'm teaching him how to be a villain for the show! You blue-haired bozo.
    Marge: Was that for the show too?
    Lisa: Sure...

    Task: Make Roy Pick an Over the Top Fight
    Time: 8h

    On job start:
    Roy: Hey man, why you looking at my lady?!
    Mr. Burns: Smithers, is this young hoodlum addressing me?
    Smithers: Don't worry, Mr. Burns. I'll defend your honor.
    Roy: Whoa, wait man! I was just trying to fight the old guy.

    On job end:
    Roy: *groans of pain*
    Mr. Burns: Excellent work, Smithers. I daresay this rapscallion will think twice before issuing me any more challenges.
    Homer: Wow, Roy, you took quite a beating! It came out great on camera!
    Homer: Unfortunately, Smithers was singing LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out” as he was pummeling you and we can't clear the song, so the footage is useless.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    For Real, Roy? Pt. 4

    Roy starts

    Roy: I think I have to retire from the reality TV business, I had no idea it could be so dangerous!
    Homer: Nonsense. There are as many types of reality TV as there are flavors of ice cream...*mmmm* ice cream.
    Homer: We just have to find a type of show that's a better fit for you. How about a dating show?!
    Roy: Like one where I date a bunch of ladies who are super into me even though I don't have a job?
    Homer: Right! We'll tell them you're in "real estate”, and at the end you'll get married after knowing each other for two weeks!

    Task: Make Roy Try to Romance the Ladies
    Time: 4h

    Roy: I don't get it, why wouldn't any of those ladies accept a rose from me?
    Homer: You know, when a whole bunch of women with their own unique thoughts and opinions all don't want to date you, I say...
    Homer: It's them, not you! Here, have some ice cream.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    For Real, Roy? Pt. 5

    Roy starts

    Homer: So Marge, in this scene Roy is going to grab your butt, then I'll walk in and accuse you of cheating.
    Marge: Homer, I really wish you would stop suggesting scenarios where your friends try to grab my butt.
    Marge: And I don't have time for the show right now, I need to take care of the kids.
    Roy: Plus, you should really get your hair done before you go on camera again. No offense, no offense.
    Marge: That's it! I've had it with you two!

    Task: Make Roy Hide From Marge
    Time: 8h
    Location: Businesses, Homes or Bars
    Task: Make Homer Hide From Marge
    Time: 8h
    Location: Businesses, Homes or Bars

    Homer: Calm down, Marge. He said no offense, that means you can't get offended.
    Roy: That was great, Mrs. S. The camera loves you, you're the show's new star!
    Marge: Me, a star? That makes me so happy!
    Roy: Annnnd you ruined it. No one likes a happy, well-adjusted reality star.
    Roy: The show's over, which means Roy's movin' out!
    Bart: You moving in with some sexy babes?!
    Roy: No, with my mom and step-dad...

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 1

    Auto starts

    Marge: Homer, what happened to your head?
    Homer: Oh, it's nothing. Maggie dropped a bowling ball on my head.
    Marge: What?!
    Homer: It was an accident -- it rolled off the shelf. I mean, Maggie had to take it out of the bag and push it, but I blame the laws of gravity.
    Marge: This was no accident! Bringing all these cartoon characters to life is a bad influence on the kids!
    Professor Frink: Don't you worry, Marge. I'm way ahead of you on this and I have the perfect solution.
    Marge: You're going to get rid of the cartoons you brought to life?
    Professor Frink: Don't be SILLY. I'm going to bring another character to life: Disapproving Squirrel!

    Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Silently Judge Springfielders
    Time: 1h
    Location: Homes

    Marge: See? Disapproving Squirrel's not very funny, or friendly, but she proves you don't have to be violent just because you're a cartoon.
    Marge: And she kept everyone on their best behavior.
    Professor Frink: Yes, in many ways, the judgmental stare is even more cutting than an axe to the cabeza, as it were.
    Disapproving Squirrel: ...!
    Professor Frink: See what I mean?

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 2

    Disapproving Squirrel starts

    Itchy: Hey Scratchy, now that I've fed your eyeballs to that bird, you're... EAGLEY blind!
    Disapproving Squirrel: Don't do that!
    Itchy: But that's in the script.
    Scratchy: Believe me I don't like it either, but we're professionals.
    Disapproving Squirrel: No, no, no! No more violence!
    Itchy: Step aside, squirrel, we've got a very important job to do. Now where's my mallet so I can play croquet with Scratchy's eyes.

    Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Picket Disapprovingly
    Time: 4h

    Itchy: You ruined the scene!
    Scratchy: And you scared away the eagle. Now I'm never gonna find my eyes!
    Disapproving Squirrel: No! No violence!
    Itchy: Cartoons with no violence are no fun! I'm gonna go stab ketchup bottles in my trailer and pretend it's blood.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 3

    Auto starts

    Lisa: *groans* These new Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are boring! Where's Itchy?!
    Marge: That Disapproving Squirrel isn't that bad, is she?
    Lisa: She's worse than Poochie! All she does is scold Scratchy to balance his check book and clean the lint out of his dryer...
    Lisa: Why does a cat have a dryer?!
    Bart: I don't know, it is kind of funny to see her boss Scratchy around like that.
    Marge: See? She doesn't ruin the show.

    Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Ruin the Itchy & Scratchy Show
    Time: 4h
    Location: Krustylu Studios or Brown House

    On job start:
    Disapproving Squirrel: Your sock drawer is a mess, Scratchy!
    Scratchy: I don't wear socks.
    Disapproving Squirrel: Before you go out to play, I want you to iron and fold every pair, twice.
    Disapproving Squirrel: A well-starched pair of socks is a step in the right direction.
    Scratchy: *laughs* ...That was a cue for me to laugh at your joke, right?
    Disapproving Squirrel: Less laughing, more starching!

    On job end:
    Lisa: Well, that didn't take long. How many times can one show get ruined?
    Bart: It was funny when she made him iron his socks at least.
    Marge: *gasp* I was hoping a good role model would help you shape up, not turn you into a completely different person.
    Marge: That squirrel has got to go before you turn into *shudder* the Flanders kids!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 4

    Auto starts

    Quimby: Order! We've had a number of complaints about this "Disapproving Squirrel”. All from the same person: Marge Simpson.
    Marge: I don't like the way that squirrel is making my kids act!
    Helen Lovejoy: Really now Marge, I would have thought you'd be in favor of Disapproving Squirrel. The two of you could practically be twins.
    Marge: What? We have nothing in common.
    Homer: You do sorta have the same hair, and make the same face when you scold me.
    Disapproving Squirrel: Don't do that!
    Homer: *chuckles* See? I almost kissed the squirrel thinking it was you! Do it again!

    Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Imitate Marge
    Time: 4h
    Location: Town Hall or Brown House

    Quimby: Yes, I can, er, really see the resemblance. I don't know whose vote to solicit.
    Artie Ziff: Is that squirrel single??
    Dr. Hibbert: *holds up x-rays* Even the bone structure is the same!
    Marge: That squirrel and I are nothing alike! I'll prove it to you.

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    A Tough Nut to Crack Pt. 5

    Disapproving Squirrel starts

    Disapproving Squirrel: Don't do that! Don't do that!
    Marge: No YOU don't do that! Don't tell me what to do!
    Marge: Is this really what everyone thinks I'm like when I give them sensible advice?
    Disapproving Squirrel: Don't do that!
    Marge: I am NOT some ridiculous, killjoy nag. And my hair looks nothing like yours!
    Disapproving Squirrel: Your hair is the only thing about you I don't disapprove of.
    Marge: That does it! I won't be mocked by some demented cartoon. Get out! GET OUT!

    Task: Make Disapproving Squirrel Get Chased Away by Marge
    Time: 8h
    Requires: Marge
    Note: The quest is bugged as it requires Family Fun Pt.1 to start Marge's job, a quest introduced in the Moe's Ark update.

    Disapproving Squirrel: I don't need any of you! You're all beneath me, you don't even deserve my scorn.
    Selma: Now there's a girl after my own heart. *smoker's cough*
    Patty: I agree. How would you like a job over at the DMV? Best place in town to judge all the nuts.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

    The Reality Channel

    Auto starts

    Homer: Ooh, The Reality Channel! What better way to experience reality than by watching TV?
    Duffman: Yes Guy and I have the best idea ever for a reality show!
    Homer: What is this crap?! A reality show about pitching reality shows?!

    Task: Make Homer Try to Change the Channel
    Time: 4h
    Location: The Reality Channel
    If the user has Duffman: Task: Make Duffman Pitch a Reality TV Show
    Time: 4h
    Location: The Reality Channel

    On job start:
    Homer: Can't change channel... show... too... stupid... and... enjoyable...
    The Yes Guy TV: Our reality show is so brilliant, you'll forget all about my freakish face and obnoxious voice!
    Duffman TV: Watch as contestants pitch us ideas for inventions and we decide whether to say YES and invest in them!
    The Yes Guy TV: It's "Predatory Fish Aquarium"!

    On job end:
    Homer: Hey, that stupid show I hate isn't on! What gives?!
    The Yes Guy: We went broke. We were using our own money for the show's investments.
    Duffman: Oh yeah! And would you have guessed we wouldn't be able to say NO to any of the inventions?
    The Yes Guy: Yeeee-- no, I really thought we could be objective... We're ruined!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Fireworks Factory

    Auto starts

    Milhouse: Bart, come quick! They just built a Fireworks Factory!
    Bart: Seen a lot of factories, Milhouse.
    Milhouse: Yeah, I guess an abandoned factory isn't that cool...
    Bart: Abandoned?! Why didn't you say so?
    Milhouse: I thought the exciting part was the fireworks.
    Bart: The word “abandoned” makes everything cooler: abandoned mine shafts, driving with reckless abandon... Let's check it out!

    Task: Make Bart Set Off Fireworks in Fireworks Factory
    Time: 4h
    Location: Fireworks Factory

    Bart: Whoa! That was a ton of fireworks!
    Milhouse: I still don't see why I couldn't go in with you...
    Bart: Because if you were in there with me, it wouldn't be ABANDONED anymore. And that would take away all the fun.
    Milhouse: So you're saying I'm the reason it was so cool???
    Bart: Yeah, sure... definitely didn't have anything to do with the awesome explosions.
    Milhouse: Wow, I helped fulfill a criteria for Bart to be able to have fun!

    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
    Post edited by LPNintendoITA on
  • Do you know what is the level requirement for event to start? I have a B town on level 17 and the event did not start yet.
  • I also win Maggie for free at this town, for the new 636 task, since I did not have reached the required level for her.
  • Thanks
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