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Krusty's Last Gasp Online: Walkthrough

Krusty's Last Gasp Intro

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Krusty: The Clown Guild made me fire my agent. So, you get to be the guy who acts shocked if the show ever gets cancelled.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: The show’s cancelled.
Krusty: What?! My show! This is worse than being totally broke.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: You’re totally broke.
Krusty: *sobbing*
Blue-Haired Lawyer: I say this as your lawyer guy, tax guy, points guy, and... your only-friend-left guy:
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Cut the crap, get to work, and turn your life around.
Krusty: You pierced through my thin-skinned show biz narcissism and reached me in a way my agent never could.
Krusty: I will turn my life around!

Task: Make Krusty Think of His Options
Time: 6s
Location: Krusty Burger

Krusty: Turning your life around is exhausting.
Krusty: Hey kids! How do people make money in 2019?
Milhouse: My dad charges myPhones in front of concert exits.
Bart: No, the real money is in ViewTube.
Bart: Look, Maggie's watching one of those dumb songs right now.
Maggie: *suck* *suck*
Bart: Observe. While she sits, the ViewTuber rakes in that sweet, sweet ad revenue.
Maggie: *click* *click*
Milhouse: And clicks are worth more than gold.
Krusty: I can come up with dumb songs people will click on!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 1

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Krusty: You're musical, I think -- help me.
Sideshow Mel: The show’s over, Krusty. I'm no longer your Sideshow to boss around.
Krusty: I'm going to churn out so many hit ViewTube "songs", I'll get the show back plus extra toilets for both of our dressing rooms.
Sideshow Mel: But you've never written a song.
Krusty: I've never written a joke either!

Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x100]
Task: Make Krusty Steal Songs
Time: 4h
Location: Krusty Burger

Krusty: Ugh, it turns out music has this thing called copyright. As in you can't "copy" it or they "write" you an angry letter.
Sideshow Mel: The blurred lines regarding song-stealing separate the Robyns from the Robin Thickes, the Neil Youngs from the William Hungs, and the Adam Levines from the Miranda Sings!
Krusty: Hmm, all those people have songs...
Krusty: ...and those songs are just waiting for some super-talented jag to decrease their tempos, transpose them to G, and get rich!

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 2

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Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Slightly Change an Existing Song Into a "New" Song
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage

Krusty: *humming stolen song* Wow, hit songs really do hold up when you barely change them. Writing new lyrics could be tricky though...
Krusty: Maybe this rhyming app can be my personal Bernie Taupin.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 3

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Blue-Haired Lawyer: Krusty, stealing songs this brazenly could put you in a legal bind I cannot untangle.
Krusty: “Ice Ice Baby” proves that you can even rip-off of a Queen & Bowie duet and still nobody will care!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Stealing music is a dangerous game. The only things the court comes down harder on are mislabeled mackerel and violations of child labor laws.
Krusty: Oh yeah, that reminds me. I hired a bunch of child backup singers, and I'm severely underpaying them.
Krusty: I’m bringing back the Krusketeers!

Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Audition His Krusketeers
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 4

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Krusty: All right, kids! I’ve decided on the final five spots for the new Krusketeers!
Krusty: Bart, Ralph, Sherri, Terri, and... Nelson.
Nelson: Cry me a Timberlake, I’m a Krusketeer!
Krusty: Krusketeers! Come up to the stage and enter ViewTube stardom!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: My client retains all music rights and future earnings from your careers and non-careers.
Lisa: This all seems very suspicious.

Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Go Viral With His Krusketeers
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 5

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Krusty: Becoming a ViewTube sensation is really draining my myPhone battery!
Kirk: Five dollars to charge your phone! I use authentic myPhone USB cables!
Krusty: Here's a fifty.
Kirk: Whoa, your phone is really heating up! You’re hitting a million views. Ow! It’s burning my hand!
Krusty: Hold it up to me. I need to see my view count in real-time!

Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Hide Earnings From His Krusketeers
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 6

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Krusty: Seven point three million views! Bringing back the Krusketeers was genius.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: But… you are now under investigation by both the FBI and ViewTube's moderation team.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Also, Katy Perry is suing you for stealing a song she called dibs on first.
Krusty: Well, I can always say I was number one on the ViewTube charts…
Blue-Haired Lawyer: It’s not all bad news, Krusty. You’re filthy rich again and I talked to the network -- they’re un-cancelling the show.
Krusty: I faked it till I maked it, and now I’m back!

Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Krusty Buy a Bigger House
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

Krusty's Last Gasp Online Pt. 7

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Blue-Haired Lawyer: Katy Perry’s dropping her suit, but don’t put out any new music for the time being.
Krusty: Any word if my new dressing room toilet is gonna be a fancy Japanese one?
Lisa: I know what you did, Krusty!
Krusty: What? Having an extra toilet is one of those necessary luxuries.
Lisa: No, not that! You stole songs!
Krusty: Yeah, you’re too late, kid. It’s public knowledge. Plus, I’m done with music. It’s too much work!
Lisa: Until ViewTube bans your channel, you're still raking in that ad revenue. But all that ends today.
Lisa: Your Krusketeers joined me, and I'm going to top you, even if it means stealing songs. Maybe I’ll steal your song!

Task: Collect Krusty Koins [x120]
Task: Make Lisa Remix Krusty's Song, With Science
Time: 4h
Location: Last Gasp Stage

Sideshow Lisa: With the science of music and the Krusketeers behind me, this song destroys yours!
Krusty: Yeah, whatever kid. I've already moved away from ViewTube. I’m back on the traditional media bandwagon!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP

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  • LPNintendoITA
    11326 posts Member
    edited September 12
    Sideshow Burnout Pt. 1

    Lisa starts

    Sideshow Lisa: Who knew my song would be such a hit.
    Sideshow Lisa: I'm a Sideshow no more! And that only took less than a single quest step.
    Sideshow Lisa: The people love me, and the people want more!

    Task: Make Sideshow Lisa Perform for the People
    Time: 4h
    Location: Last Gasp Stage
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Sideshow Burnout Pt. 2

    Lisa starts

    Sideshow Lisa: The people hate me! They say I'm a one-hit-wonder, and I'm out of ideas!
    Sideshow Lisa: Krusty, what should I do?
    Krusty: Do what I did: tap out and move on.
    Sideshow Lisa: Fame is fickle.

    Task: Make Sideshow Lisa Quit Her Gimmick
    Time: 12h
    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
  • Komedy 101

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: What are you doing here? You're supposed to be running my restaurant, movie theater chain, podcast, and Krustydog stand.
    Squeaky Voice Teen: I wanted to go to Clown College so I could stop working so many jobs and be famous like you.
    Krusty: Kid, you came to the right clown. No one can show you how to take a pie to the face like I can.
    Squeaky Voice Teen: It says on my schedule that my first class is 'Pratfalls 101'.
    Krusty: *pushes Squeaky Voice Teen over*
    Squeaky Voice Teen: I’m finally experiencing the real college experience!

    Task: Make Krusty Pass on His Wisdom
    Time: 4h
    Location: Krusty Clown College
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Sideshow Shuffle Pt. 1

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: Hey! Raheem, how's it hanging, brother? It's been a long time.
    Krusty: Can I call you brother?
    Sideshow Raheem: I wouldn't.

    Task: Make Sideshow Raheem Get Settled in Springfield
    Time: 4h
    Location: Brown House
    Task: Make Krusty Annoy Sideshow Raheem
    Time: 4h
    Location: Klub Krusty Adult Retreat
    Requires: Sideshow Raheem
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Sideshow Shuffle Pt. 2

    Krusty starts

    Krusty: Then Mel hit Mr. Teeny with a pecan pie right in his stupid face! *laughs*
    Sideshow Raheem: Aw, Mr. Teeny. I miss smuggling in his cigars.
    Sideshow Mel: Hello, Raheem. Don’t tell me this little reunion means today’s the wrap party?! I didn’t prepare my speech!
    Sideshow Raheem: Hey, Mel! My favorite Sideshow!
    Krusty: The gang's all back together again! This is great!
    Sideshow Bob: Aren't you forgetting someone important?
    Sideshow Raheem: Important isn't the word I would use. I'd use the word "hack".
    Sideshow Bob: Before I destroy you, I’d like to know who you support in this Sideshow Squabble, Krusty?

    Task: Make Sideshow Raheem Diss Sideshow Bob
    Time: 1h
    Location: Springfield Penitentiary
    Task: Make Krusty Sneak Away
    Time: 4h
    Location: Klub Krusty Adult Retreat
    Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

    Sideshow Shuffle Pt. 3

    Sideshow Raheem starts

    Sideshow Raheem: Why did you sneak off like that?
    Krusty: I didn't sneak off. I was just going to get you a drink. You seemed parched.
    Sideshow Raheem: Admit it, Krusty. You were scared to weigh in.
    Krusty: Confrontations give me heartburn, and I left my Tums in the car.
    Sideshow Raheem: This is one of the reasons I left your show. You don't show any loyalty to your sidekicks. You only care about yourself.
    Krusty: It's the Krusty Show. So what if some of you Sideshows have beef.
    Sideshow Raheem: Since leaving your show, I’ve reconnected with my roots and learned to take pride in the work of all of our members.
    Krusty: You couldn't show pride or any emotion if it slapped you in the face.

    Task: Make Sideshow Raheem Show Panther Pride
    Time: 12h
    Task: Make Krusty Eat His Words
    Time: 4h
    Location: Klub Krusty Adult Retreat

    Krusty: This new magical thing you've got going on could really make us a killing if you came back to the show.
    Sideshow Raheem: Goodbye, Krusty.

    Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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