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New characters coming to Springfield! **

4junk3000
6187 posts Member
edited June 16
In case you haven’t heard, new characters are coming soon to SF! All the characters you’ve been waiting years for, will be fully playable! How many of you have been waiting for well known figures such as:
qss8poj22hth.jpegKiddie Pool!
Fully animated tasks will include:
Deflate - 1h
Inflate - 12h
Leak - 24h

c2ti1rvzgc64.jpegFence!
Fully animated tasks will include:
Keep burglar out - 5m
Stand - 24h

je59mlrkkj52.jpegBlack Hole!
Fully animated tasks will include:
Confuse wiley coyotes - 1h
Absorb all light - Infinity

xmy0w4ppc3e3.jpeg Bush-shaped like Lips!
Kiss anyone backing slowly into it - 1h
Be mistaken for Derrière-shaped bush - 4h
Grow - 24h

kjmtq6tje6ce.jpegMarge’s hair!
Frizz - 1h
Consume 2 quarts of hair product - 4h
Hide vacation fund - 8h
Grow - 24h

uhc77vsa1f5x.jpeg Steel bar!
Act as paperweight - 1h
Break metatarsals - 4h
Rust - 24h

And that’s just a sample of all the new characters coming soon to Springfield.
But guess what else? There will be a beauty contest to decide who is the SEXIEST character in Springfield!

Who will it be?? Contestants could include:
1i24ggdvptdn.jpegTuxedo'd Guy
jr5mh3u1cegr.jpeg Tuxedo-less Guy
45q27oj7rh0s.jpeg Hot Tub Hairy Chest Guy
ripkmlbdgdrg.jpeg Tuxedo’d Dinosaur
sd6zw793i0iu.jpeg Bend over for your exam Guy
g2q3hoyy9o8s.jpeg Politician turning his back on the public (surprisingly popular lately)
ywjn6x9fn2g1.jpeg Prematurely sexualized pageant child
sh8gp6und5lf.jpeg That sassy white cat eating dinner in all the memes
yzwutfg77nd4.jpeg 50 gallon drum of dirty laundry

Anyone could be the winner! In fact, YOU may have seen "eligible contestants" in YOUR town. If so, please feel free to post them in this thread!

**This post is a parody for fun only among us in the forum. Please enjoy yourselves.
If you like this kind of silly fun with SFers, please visit my thread, "Things You Don’t See Too Often” in the Showcase Section.

Happy tapping!
All my designs look unfinished because i can't place as many plants, streetlights, and fences as i would like. PLEASE REMOVE THE LIMIT, EA!
Post edited by 4junk3000 on

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  • I think your game is broken a little bit
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  • frosted1414
    2830 posts Member
    edited June 17
    I dont get those inanimate objects, mostly just npcs
    56lgfn6vgih7.jpg Invisible man
    Hide in plain sight - 4h
    Steal from Kwik-e-mart - 8h
    Spy on Springfielders - 12h
    txbd6nd91hlx.jpg Plague rats
    Spread the plague - 4h
    Spread the plague - 8h
    Spread the plague - 12h
    6i7m908mogu8.jpg Darwin Fish
    Refute creationism- 10m
    Over pay for sex on the beach - 4h
    Evolve - 24h
    sddhgcrlxrq8.jpg Dilophosaurus
    Snarl - 1h
    Stomp - 4h
    Roar - 12h
    Post edited by frosted1414 on
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  • 4junk3000
    6187 posts Member
    edited June 17
    LOL! Those are great, well done @frosted1414 !
    All my designs look unfinished because i can't place as many plants, streetlights, and fences as i would like. PLEASE REMOVE THE LIMIT, EA!
  • Thanks folks, this made me laugh.
    Just like the good old days....
    And, since i learned something new today, i am going to use it in the furure...
    Metatarsal.... What ?? must be a word they made up...
    So, a quick search online, since the library card has expired... it made me laugh more..

    "The metatarsal bones, or metatarsus are a group of five long bones in the foot"
  • that made me laugh hard
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  • Bafanc
    11 posts Member
    D'oh! My game is broken! I don't have and have never had any of these gorgeous characters! I have to do something ... maybe opening a ticket can help?
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