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Dog Days: All Bark and Even More Bite Walkthrough

LPNintendoITA
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edited July 4
All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 1

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Quimby: Wiggum, I thought they arrested you. How'd you get out?
Wiggum: I gave the bailiff a dog treat and he let me go. It was like taking candy from a baby.
Wiggum: Or GIVING candy to a baby. But in this case a dog. So like giving candy to a dog. Candy that was a dog treat. Yep, like giving a dog treat to a dog.
Quimby: That is time I will never get back.
Quimby: We need to make this dog nonsense sit or heel now!
Wiggum: Maybe we drive them out of Springfield Pied Piper-style. I play a mean piccolo.
Quimby: Or how about having Frink engineer a zombie virus where the zombies only eat dog brains?
Wiggum: Why are zombies the only ones that get to eat brains?

Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x125]
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Brainstorm Solutions
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall or Homes
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Brainstorm Solutions
Time: 4h
Location: Town Hall or Homes

Quimby: I've got it. We lure the dogs to a kennel and trap them in.
Wiggum: Lure them with what?
Quimby: With bait. You still have that dog-proof suit, right?
Wiggum: Hey, wait… I don't want to be the bait! You do it.
Quimby: And risk losing the mayor of the town amidst a crisis?
Wiggum: Is losing the Chief of Police better?
Quimby: For me it is.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 2

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Les Moore: You want to use my No Kill Kennel to trap these dogs?
Quimby: That's the idea. Not killing, just trapping.
Les Moore: Okay, but if we run out of space for all the dogs, I've got a way to, uh – "not kill 'em" but mysteriously-lose-and-never-see-again them.
Quimby: Let the "no killing" begin!

Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x145]
If the user has Les Moore: Task: Make Les Moore Prep the Cages
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Prepare His "Mission Accomplished" Speech
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel or Town Hall
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Put on the Bite-Proof Suit
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel or Police Station

Santa's Little Helper: *licks*
Rosa Barks: *licks*
Homer: Finally, Santa's Little Helper got a girlfriend.
Homer: Maybe now he'll get a job, get a place of his own and stop mooching off us.
Lisa: That's Rosa Barks! She's second in command of the dog police force that's terrorizing the town!
Bart: You're just jealous 'cause he's got someone and you don't.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 3

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Wiggum: Alright. Open the kennel cages! "Operation Bite Me" is going live!
Les Moore: Uh, it appears the operation is already working…
Laddie: *bark* *ruff* Not so fast!
Wiggum: Ah!
Quimby: How did Laddie discover our plan?
Laddie: *woof* *bark* I have spies…and fleas everywhere.
Rosa Barks: *growls* Grrr… Grrr…
Quimby: Okay, we give up!
Les Moore: I pledge fealty!
Wiggum: I'm in the dog-proof suit. So I got no problem being bitten!
Laddie: *bites Wiggum*
Rosa Barks: *bites Wiggum*
Dog Snake: *bites Wiggum*
Dog Moe: *bites Wiggum*
Quimby: *bites Wiggum*
Wiggum: Hey, dogs only, Mayor!

Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x125]
Task: Make Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Get Ravaged By Dogs
Time: 4h
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Give Up
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel or Town Hall
If the user has Les Moore: Task: Make Les Moore Pledge Fealty to the Dogs
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel

Rosa Barks: *bark* Chief, I put the chunky one in the kennel. And the skinny one and the corrupt one have pledged fealty. *bark*
Laddie: *bark* Well done, Barks. *bark*
Quimby: I think I understood one of those "barks".
Wiggum: *crouching in the kennel cage* Excuse me…where do the humans go potty around here?

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 4

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Neuterville Mayor: Danger Dog, In honor of your bravery, the city of Neuterville awards you this Key to the City.
Danger Dog: This is truly an honor, your Honor—
Neuterville Mayor: Ee-gads! It's your arch nemesis, Molly Ringworm, and she's attacking City Hall!
Danger Dog: Stop, evildoer!
Ralph: Danger Dog to the rescue!
Kent Brockman: We interrupt this asinine cartoon to bring you this breaking news…
Kent Brockman: Police dogs have taken over the town and are enslaving Springfielders at the No Kill Kennel, including former Police Chief Wiggum.
Wiggum: *in the cage* I'm being treated pretty well. *eats dog food*
Ralph: Daddy!
Kent Brockman: I'm told his captors are not forcing the Chief to eat dog food. He just likes it.
Ralph: Mommy! We have to save Daddy!
Sarah Wiggum: Meh.
Ralph: *gasp* If not Mommy, then it's Danger Dog to the rescue! Pup-pup and away! *puts on cape and runs out the door*

Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x145]
If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Believe He Is Danger Dog
Time: 4h
Location: Wiggum House
If the user has Sarah Wiggum: Task: Make Sarah Wiggum Be Ambivalent
Time: 4h
Location: Wiggum House or Homes
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Eat Dog Food in the Kennel
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel or Police Station
If the user has Lou: Task: Make Lou Get Locked in the Kennel Too
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes
If the user has Eddie: Task: Make Eddie Get Locked in the Kennel Too
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes
Task: Make Springfielders Watch it All on TV [x20]
Time: 4h
Location: Homes

Ralph: Bad doggies! Bad doggies!
Laddie: *bark* Who is this pumpkinhead?
Wiggum: *in the cage* Ralphie?
Ralph: Nuh-uh, citizen. I'm Danger Dog!
Rosa Barks: *woof* Strange. He doesn't look like a dog.
Laddie: *bark* Just put him in the cage with the rest. *bark*
Ralph: *bark* *woof* As Danger Dog I fight evil. But also as Danger Dog, I'm a doggie! *bark*
Laddie: *bark* He does talk like us. *woof*
Rosa Barks: *ruff* *woof* We are not the enemy. You don't have to fight us. *bark*
Ralph: *bark* *bark* Oki-dokie. I'll join you then! *bark*
Wiggum: Uh-oh, Ralphie's siding with dogs again.

Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP

All Bark and Even More Bite Pt. 5

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Kent Brockman: Police Chief Laddie will now make a statement and McGriff the Crime Dog will translate.
Laddie: *bark* *bark* People of Springfield!
McGriff the Crime Dog: Listen up, human chew bones!
Laddie: *bark* *woof* You need not oppose us!
McGriff the Crime Dog: *pointing to the cages* This is what happens to those who oppose us!
Homer: I was always gonna learn Spanish but maybe dog language is more useful.

Task: Collect Fire Hydrants [x185]
Task: Make Homer Make a Case for the Doggy Overlords
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Kent Brockman: Task: Make Brockman Broadcast From the No Kill Kennel
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Take a Nap in the Cage
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes
If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Pretend to Be Danger Dog
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel, Police Station or Homes
If the user has Les Moore: Task: Make Les Moore Hose Down Wiggum's Cage
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel
If the user has Quimby: Task: Make Quimby Give Laddie the Key to the City
Time: 4h
Location: No Kill Kennel or Town Hall

Neuterville Mayor: Danger Dog, you've saved City Hall. Neuterville owes you a debt of gratitude.
Danger Dog: Just doing my job, Mayor.
Danger Dog: The only reward I require is a hot date with Kate Barkinsale!

Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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