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If you wanna laugh look in the mirror 
What's a difference between terrorist and the woman on her period ?
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You can negotiate with a terrorist
What's a difference between terrorist and the woman on her period ?
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You can negotiate with a terrorist
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Wife replies "sssshhhhhh, it's ok dear, just rest.".
Man says, "no I must before I die".
Wife, "there, there, there's nothing you need to say."
Man says, "I slept with your mother, sister and both of your best friends......"
Wife says, "it's fine my husband. Now just lie still and let the poison work."
His wife asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown. I'm winning, seven nothing."
She decides to get even, so she lets one loose.
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies, "Touchdown, tie score."
He wants to get her back, but he tries so hard he sh*ts in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replies, "Halftime, switch sides."
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no idea why the picture disappears.
i enable bb code, but on edit its disabled again -.-
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Sorry just saw this. Would that be a time limit and or post count?
No one really know
It happens always between 20/22nd every month
Sometimes people with 10 posts are promoted, sometimes after 2/3 months of activity...
One thing is sure
IT will happen to everyone eventually
Moron 1: Hey, do you know time is money?
Moron 2 quickly runs to the nearest store and buys 1.000.000 clocks
I laughed so hard :P
Two dyslexic men walk into a bra.
What's the difference between Arjen Robben and time? Time passes.
Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dessert to make it up to you."
They enjoy a wonderful dessert together, and afterwards, the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything has been incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
"No," she replies...
... "You just happened to catch my eye!"
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