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Favorite quotes from the Simpsons.


  • Jax001100
    1004 posts Member
    edited October 2013
    Homer: Default? The two sweetest words in the English language! De-FAULT! De-FAULT! De-FAULT!
  • mikeydluffy
    2014 posts
    edited October 2013
    Homer Simpson: "Mental note: the girl knows too much.”

    Homer Simpson: "You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”

    Homer Simpson: "To start press any key. Where's the any key?”
  • Jedihntr
    828 posts Member
    edited October 2013
    Skinner: Are you adequately prepared to rock?
  • MaxxSpider
    5465 posts Member
    edited October 2013
  • agentkhoff28
    73 posts
    edited October 2013
    Homer: "Stupid sexy Flanders!"

  • kevwha22
    501 posts
    edited October 2013
    thirdeye69 wrote:
    “I was saying Boo-urns.”

    I also love this one and use it almost daily!
  • LusciousJohnnyD
    82 posts
    edited October 2013
    Lisa: Ya got any fruit?
    Homer: This has purple stuff. Purple is a fruit.
  • algar_toon
    51 posts
    edited October 2013
    homer (when he catches bart and millhouse in marges clothes)
    "whats going on? and I want the non-gay explanation"

    homer again
    "I am so smart, I am so smart, S M R T, I mean S M A R T"

    homer a third time (after marge has prayed for a tornado to pass without incident)
    "tee hee, he fell for it"

    and finally ralph
    "i bent my wookie"

  • kevin514
    60 posts
    edited October 2013
    Simpson, Homer Simpson
    He's the greatest guy In history
    From the town of Springfield
    He's about to hit a chestnut tree

    And because it's my signature...

    Homer: Look everyone, now that I am a teacher I've sewn patches on my elbows
    Marge: that's supposed to be leather patches on a tweed jacket,you've ruin a perfectly good jacket.
    Homer: correction marge, 2 jackets
  • HCoinslot
    1186 posts
    edited October 2013
    Homer: Revenge? On Mr. Burns!?
    Lenny: Send him magazine subscriptions he don't want!
    Moe: (brandishes brick) Or give him some face time with sweet lady brick!
  • Jedihntr
    828 posts Member
    edited October 2013
    Here's one I've been using regularly for, oh I don't know, twenty+ years: "Yoink!"
  • johnjuve62712
    1 posts
    edited October 2013
    Do I know what rhetorical means!
  • AmandaElwood
    168 posts Member
    edited October 2013
    Lisa: Grampa, how did you take off your underwear without taking off your pants?
    Grandpa: I don't know!

  • LusciousJohnnyD
    82 posts
    edited October 2013
    A fav of mine from when Wiggum imposed a curfew on the kids.
    Frink:"I'm triangulating the signal and converting it into a function of my own hand. They're over there!"
  • crazykid467
    91 posts
    edited October 2013
    [Moe is strapped to a lie detector machine]
    Eddie: "Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?"
    Moe: "No."
    (machine buzzes)
    Moe: "All right, maybe I did. But I didn't shoot him."
    (machine dings)
    Eddie: "Checks out. Okay, sir. You're free to go."
    Moe: Good, 'cause I got a hot date tonight.
    Moe: "A date."
    Moe: "Dinner with friends."
    Moe: "Dinner alone."
    Moe: "Watching TV alone."
    Moe: "All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog."
    Moe: "Sears catalog."
    Moe: "Now would you unhook this already, please? I don't deserve this kind of shabby treatment."
  • Adamcayce
    810 posts
    edited October 2013
    Regarding the teleportation machine.
    Homer: Sorry but this is a highly sophisticated doo-whackey. If you dont use it responsibly...kablammo *punch*
    Lisa: Ow! Someone just punched me in the face!
    Homer: 't was your mother!
  • bee88161
    2976 posts Member
    edited October 2013
    You gotta pet him hard, so he can feel it

  • TheBabyLa
    2 posts
    edited October 2013
    So many amazing ones, what a great thread.

    i've got several favourites, i dare say i won't quote them verbatim.

    homer, when bart leaves his food at a diner 'you're food's getting all cold and eaten' then his inner voice 'quiet you fool, more for us!'

    someone has a massive deep fat fryer
    'this things can fry a whole cow in 30 seconds!'
    homer: '30 seconds!?! but i want it now!!!'

    we say 'but i want it now' a lot at home

    also 'monorail! monorail! monorail!' sang incessently whenever i see a monorail (drove my bff mad at disney)
  • lowjeff783
    367 posts Member
    edited October 2013
    Aww how can i forget:

    Homer: D'OH!!
    Lisa: A deer!
    Marge: A FEMALE deer!
  • adidas4fun68
    939 posts Member
    edited October 2013
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