What's you favourite simpsons quote.

Asy370Z · January 4, 2013 9:01AM

brenner_yes wrote:

Bart: Be there or be Square

Ralph: I wanna be a triangle!

Ohh this one jus came to me Homer: In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get women.

:O gasp.

lph1908 · January 4, 2013 9:04AM

Principal Skinner: "Now, if Nibbles would just chew through my ball sack . . . "
Nibbles tilts head and runs away.

Homer: But, Lisa, you can't make friends with salad"
Bart & Homer singing and dancing in a conga line: "You can't make friends with salad. You can't make friends with salad"

Homer: "I grow weary of your gyrations. Now, Bring me my ranch hose!!"

Someone else mentioned my all time fav of "No beer, no tv"

I have soooo many! LOL

sendo24 · January 4, 2013 9:15AM

What are you a travel agent? Because you are sending me on a guilt trip.

QCOuTLaWz · January 4, 2013 9:22AM

Hans moleman: ''My name is Hans, drinking has ruined my life.. Im 31 years olldddd''

arnoutVI · January 4, 2013 2:45PM

Homer : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

chrisboast · January 4, 2013 2:53PM

I always loved this bit when sideshow bob was running for mayor:

Voice:" Mayor Quimby supports revolving door prisons. Mayor Quimby even released Sideshow Bob -- a man twice convicted of attempted murder!

Can you trust a man like Mayor Quimby? Vote Sideshow Bob for mayor."

That and the passage leading up to driving through the cactus field in cape feare!

rabbikrustofski · January 4, 2013 2:58PM

HankScorrpio wrote:

Ah, I could list so many more, I don't think I go a day without using a Simpsons quote.

X2!

i think my favorite is in my sig, but there are so many others that could be the epitome of the show.

"its the no homerS club, we're allowed to have one."

acheeanthony · January 4, 2013 3:00PM

Mr. Burns: Ill keep it short and sweet Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business

big_pp_ · January 4, 2013 3:42PM

Bart: you mean shining.
Willy: ssshhhh! You wanna get sued?

anibhat202 · January 5, 2013 6:42AM

"TELEVISION!! Teacher, mother, secret lover" all time best homer quote
from the all time best Treehouse of Horror.

mjrukas79 · December 5, 2013 9:03PM

Homer: "If Jesus had a gun, he'd still be alive."

briangibson870 · December 5, 2013 9:08PM

"Where's the beef?!?"

crazykid467 · December 5, 2013 9:11PM

Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare live the American Dream?

Anurchy · December 5, 2013 9:13PM

"Super Nintendo Chalmers"

Also, "D'oh!"

Phonedave · December 5, 2013 9:44PM

Homer: "oh Lisa, that's just a load of rich creamery butter"

That and

"Kick him in the ****, step on his neck, and run like hell."

And

"De-fault, de-fault, de-fault. The two sweetest words in the English language."

worldpattern · December 5, 2013 9:53PM

"I was saying Boo-urns."

and

"Don't you hate pants?!?"

I say these two phrases all the time.

mgarbis00 · December 5, 2013 9:58PM

"you'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."
"Lisa am I wearing pants?"

johnny50373 · December 5, 2013 10:01PM

I believe it was Kearny to Lisa at Camp Krusty. "Tell your mom her cookies sucked."

nshonsky5150 · December 5, 2013 10:05PM

My favorites goes way back to the beginning.

Bart: "Wendel! You made it!" And he pats him on the back. Then you hear a puking sound and the school bus empties.

Good times. :oops:

jbillotte · December 5, 2013 10:09PM

arnoutVI wrote:

Homer : Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try

Haha, i always think of this scene when people tell me to try your hardest in whatever you do

What's you favourite simpsons quote.

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