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Would someone please tell a joke?

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  • 80sarcades
    117 posts
    edited December 2013
    Here's something I found hilarious. Oklahoma go 3 inches of snow and declared a State of Emergency.

    That's nothing. Several years ago I was watching the local news (I live in East Texas) and they were reporting on all the local schools and businesses in a nearby city that were going to close because of the potential THREAT of ice on the roads. At that time the roads were just fine. Sad, but true.
  • bee88161
    2976 posts Member
    edited December 2013
    shootout4 wrote:
    knock knock
    Who's there?

    definitely not the Christmas update! ughhhhhh


    LOL! so bad, I don't know why I laughed so hard :lol:
  • agentkhoff28
    73 posts
    edited December 2013
    What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?

    Sparky
  • cvh7889
    3 posts
    edited December 2013
    Q: How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?



    A: You follow the Fresh Prints
  • fmarazzo30851
    53 posts
    edited December 2013
    Two nuts walk into a bar. One was assaulted
  • MuleHeadJoe
    176 posts Member
    edited December 2013
    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs lying on the doorstep? Matt.

    What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs lying on the beach? Sandy.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

    What do you call a gal with no arms and no legs sitting on a bbq grill? Patty.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bbq grill? Frank.

    What do you call a gal with one leg shorter than the other? Eileen.

    What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.
  • calebtbrooks
    107 posts
    edited December 2013
    Homer and Bart are walking down the street and see Santas Little Helper licking his balls....


    Homer says: Mmmm.. I wish I could do that..


    And Bart replies: I'm pretty sure he'd bite you, Dad..
  • thatguywbp
    90 posts
    edited December 2013
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