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  • shermansen
    105 posts
    edited December 2012
    SPIDER PIG
    SPIDER PIG
    Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
    Can he swing
    From a web
    No he cant
    He's a pig

    LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!
    He's a SPIDER PIG!!

    best.....lyrics....ever!!

    I'm also partial to:

    Homer: See, I got this friend named...Joey Jo-Jo...Junior...Shabadoo
    Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
    [A man leaves, weeping]
    Barney: Hey, Joey Jo-Jo!
  • linguo60
    271 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    Homer: weaseling out of things is what separates us from animals - except the weasels.

    Lovejoy: short answer -yes with an if, long answer - no with a but
  • thejudd67
    395 posts
    edited December 2012
    I could be here all day think of things

    "Oh boy sleep! That's where I'm a viking!"

    "Homer no function beer well without!"

    "When you don't like your job you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really ****. That's the American way!"
  • thejudd67
    395 posts
    edited December 2012
    And of course....

    "Simpson!

    Homer Simpson!

    He's the greatest guy in his-to-ry!

    From the,

    Town of Springfield.

    He's about to hit a chesnut tree.

    AHH!"
  • jaffaface
    903 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    My all time favourite. :mrgreen:


    Homer: Oh! And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember that time I took a home wine making course and forgot how to drive?

    And I use this one all the time

    Comic Book Guy: [after hitting something] My car is now NEAR-mint.
  • Ammaterasu
    113 posts
    edited December 2012
    Bart: You could be my father figure.
    Homer: No way. I'm not getting my finger prints on that train wreck.
  • D0274RAC
    15 posts
    edited December 2012
    Homer " help me jebus!"
  • jaffaface
    903 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    thejudd67 wrote:
    And of course....

    "Simpson!

    Homer Simpson!

    He's the greatest guy in his-to-ry!

    From the,

    Town of Springfield.

    He's about to hit a chesnut tree.

    AHH!"

    I completely forgot about that beauty, God that one is old, I was (dare I say it) a kid :( when I used to sing that.
    Thanks for bringing it back to memory, what episode was it from......oops, sorry for a moment there I forgot Google existed lol
  • mattmcshane
    428 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place...

    This lesbian bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap ladies!"



    I could name 100.
  • BGringo
    119 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    MacJiggles wrote:

    Beer one is great, I use that one to this day.

    Simpsons are at their best when they commend on society, there was a great blurb from Homer about Native Americans sitting around all day and drinking.
  • dougsbeard
    286 posts
    edited December 2012
    Homer: Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night! They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked!
    Marge: Homer, watch your mouth!
    Homer: I gotta go, my damn weiner kids are listening.
  • thejudd67
    395 posts
    edited December 2012
    jaffaface wrote:
    thejudd67 wrote:
    And of course....

    "Simpson!

    Homer Simpson!

    He's the greatest guy in his-to-ry!

    From the,

    Town of Springfield.

    He's about to hit a chesnut tree.

    AHH!"

    I completely forgot about that beauty, God that one is old, I was (dare I say it) a kid :( when I used to sing that.
    Thanks for bringing it back to memory, what episode was it from......oops, sorry for a moment there I forgot Google existed lol

    Monorail. I had completely forgotten that was from that particular episode until I saw it about six weeks ago. Ah, the memories. :-)

    I'm getting old....
  • mattmcshane
    428 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    jaffaface wrote:
    thejudd67 wrote:
    And of course....

    "Simpson!

    Homer Simpson!

    He's the greatest guy in his-to-ry!

    From the,

    Town of Springfield.

    He's about to hit a chesnut tree.

    AHH!"

    I completely forgot about that beauty, God that one is old, I was (dare I say it) a kid :( when I used to sing that.
    Thanks for bringing it back to memory, what episode was it from......oops, sorry for a moment there I forgot Google existed lol

    without looking..... Marge vs the monorail?

    The "to beer... The solution to etc" one is probably my all time favourite because its so profound.
  • jarci1
    89 posts
    edited December 2012
    Put it in H
  • thejudd67
    395 posts
    edited December 2012
    I am also obligated to say

    "Looks like heaven is easier to get into than Arizona State."

    If you're a friend of mine and noticed the big logo at the bottom of my Springfield you may get why I'm such a fan of that one.
  • jaffaface
    903 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    That's it I'm gonna go and watch the monorail episode, to many good memories.
  • Simpsons00001
    729 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    This is everyone's fault but mine.

    I love the: I'm on my way... quote

    I guess we'll have to agree to disagree...I don't agree to that.

    Ah...Del Monte...enjoy them old man...for they shall be....your last.

  • the_jazzdevil
    140 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    Ralph "I'm Idaho!"

    Skinner "Yes, of course you are"


    :lol:
  • KieranAPB
    101 posts
    edited December 2012
    Moe to Lisa: "Science! What's science ever done for for us." *turns to face tv* "Tv off."
  • dougsbeard
    286 posts
    edited December 2012
    KieranAPB wrote:
    Moe to Lisa: "Science! What's science ever done for for us." *turns to face tv* "Tv off."

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