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[Fun] Quote-O-Rama

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  • KieranAPB
    101 posts
    edited December 2012
    dougsbeard wrote:
    KieranAPB wrote:
    Moe to Lisa: "Science! What's science ever done for for us." *turns to face tv* "Tv off."


    Thanks for that. I watched the video and even though I knew what was comming it still made me laugh.
  • talk375
    124 posts
    edited December 2012
    shermansen wrote:
    SPIDER PIG
    SPIDER PIG
    Does whatever a SPIDER PIG does
    Can he swing
    From a web
    No he cant
    He's a pig

    LOOK OOOUUUTTT!!!!
    He's a SPIDER PIG!!

    best.....lyrics....ever!!

    :lol: I just got that song out f my head but as soon as a saw this I rushed right over to youtube to watch the clip. Makes me laugh every time :lol:
  • jjjett2
    23 posts
    edited December 2012
    Leprechaun: "That's right Ralphie! Burn 'em! Burn 'em all!"


    Audience: "Boo, Boo!" Mr. Burns: "Are you saying 'Boo? or Boo-urns?' Audience: "Boo!" Hans Moleman: "I was saying Boo-urns..."


    "What, did something crawl down your throat and die?" Barney: "It didn't die!"


    Duffman: "Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!"
  • gkkrabel
    7 posts
    edited December 2012
    "I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's"

    Love The Lord of the Flies spin on the episode and also dislike Arby's.
  • linguo60
    271 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    Lisa: Thelonius? As in Monk?
    Thelonius: Yes. The esoteric appeal is worth the beatings

    Same episode: Lisa: oh my god we've been spinning for hours! I have to get to school

    And dr nick: inflammable means flammable? What a country!
  • shermansen
    105 posts
    edited December 2012
    Blue-Haired Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die Bart die?
    Sideshow Bob: No, that's German
    [unveils tattoo]
    Sideshow Bob: for 'The Bart The'.
    Woman on Parole Board: No one who speaks German could be evil.
  • spiffshine
    1978 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    "Go banana!"

    Ralph, while racing fruit rolling from the front to the back of the bus.
  • linguo60
    271 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    shermansen wrote:
    Blue-Haired Lawyer: What about that tattoo on your chest? Doesn't it say die Bart die?
    Sideshow Bob: No, that's German
    [unveils tattoo]
    Sideshow Bob: for 'The Bart The'.
    Woman on Parole Board: No one who speaks German could be evil.

    Along those lines:

    We Germans are not a warlike people, but even we have our limits
  • Ammaterasu
    113 posts
    edited December 2012
    Lisa: Hey, a letter from my pen-pal, Anya.

    Anya: Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown and... [voice changes]...replaced, by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious regime. Sincerly... little girl.
  • Audiobrain
    250 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    Thank you, **** lady.

    Maggie, what a great little accident you turned out to be.

    I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
    (When Rod tries to ride his tricycle with teaining wheels and promptlynfalls over
  • jofre_nash
    1179 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    The best:
    "This happy little elf game is so stupid. You tap and wait and tap and wait, and for what? So your pretend town can have more pretend flowers than your pretend friends? What a colossal waste of time!"
  • xrobotlove
    538 posts
    edited December 2012
    Oh what a wonderful thread! Especually love all the Ralph ones. Here's my favorite ralph quotes:

    I'm a pop sensation!

    I ated the purple berries... They taste like burning!

    I love you cuz you kill people!

    Principal Skinner: Due to budget cuts, we had to improvise. Ralph wiggum will be your lectern.
    Ralph: I'm a furniture!

  • the_jazzdevil
    140 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    xrobotlove wrote:
    I ated the purple berries... They taste like burning!

    :lol: Love it, I'd forgotten that one...
  • maddena
    16 posts
    edited December 2012
    "Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'."

    Love. Jasper.
  • N1NJ00
    13 posts
    edited December 2012
    Marge: "Grampa, are you sitting on the apple pie?"

    Grampa: "I sure hope so!"
  • the_jazzdevil
    140 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    Radioactive Man - "The goggles... They do nothing!"
  • linguo60
    271 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    What's a diorama?
  • cw75lea
    2 posts
    edited December 2012
    "That's some mighty fine flutin' boy."

    Chief Wiggums
  • empiricalbak
    8 posts
    edited December 2012
    "It's just a little airborne, it's still good, it's still good!"

    And:
    "No TV and No Beer make Homer something something."
    "Go Crazy?"
    "Don't mind if I do!"
  • arentwords
    114 posts Member
    edited December 2012
    Marge: You sound like you're going to buy a pony. Promise me you won't.
    Homer: Mm.
    Marge: What was that? Was that a yes or a no?
    Homer: Buh!
    Marge: Those aren't even words!
    Homer: Snuh!
    Marge: Mmmmm. [turns off the light]
    Homer: [huge grin]

    /obviously my favorite
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