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am4692
2253 posts New member
Everything's comin up millhouse!
I bent my wookie.
Please no!Bullfight is a cruel pseudo sport!... Lisa's right! It is a cool super sport!
So you're saying I'm invincible....no no just the opposite, in fact the slightest breeze could...inviiiiincible.

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  • H1_ROADBLOK
    2884 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
  • am4692
    2253 posts New member
    edited January 2013
    Lisa: Dad, we have to do something all the bees are dying!
    Homer: [sarcastically] Oh, no! No bees! Ooh, now who will sting me and walk all over my sandwiches?
    Lisa: But, Dad! Bees pollinate flowers.
    Homer: Pfft. Flowers, the painted * of the plant world.
  • direwolf987
    7450 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    Homer: no tv and no beer make Homer go something something...

    Marge: go crazy?

    Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!
  • direwolf987
    7450 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    Ralph: It taste like burning
  • A_Bad_Exampl3
    916 posts
    edited January 2013
    Meh
  • battyguy
    1123 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    Oh. By far..


    " you have dishonered your family...and your bowels..." Oh..wait. That was from some creepy japanese anime. :mrgreen:
    Is there anyone out there?
  • H1_ROADBLOK
    2884 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    battyguy wrote:
    Oh. By far..


    " you have dishonered your family...and your bowels..." Oh..wait. That was from some creepy japanese anime. :mrgreen:


    :hunf:
  • acheeanthony
    516 posts
    edited January 2013
    Ralph: Me fail English? That’s unpossible.
  • brenner_yes
    1156 posts
    edited January 2013
    Bart: Be there or be Square

    Ralph: I wanna be a triangle!

    Ohh this one jus came to me Homer: In America first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get women.
  • Roonil2
    215 posts
    edited January 2013
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  • acheeanthony
    516 posts
    edited January 2013
    Homer: Bart, with $10,000 we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!
  • kbabble
    61 posts
    edited January 2013
    I said make way for Willie you bloated gasbag!
  • pbpandapuffs
    118 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    One my brother and I would constantly repeat: "Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!" - Lance Murdock
  • stevieort
    615 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    Bart: No offense, Homer, but your **** underparenting was a lot more fun than your **** overparenting. Homer: But I'm using my whole a$$.
  • am4692
    2253 posts New member
    edited January 2013
    I used to be with it. But then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems scary and wierd. It'll happen to you. - Abe Simpson
  • HankScorrpio
    166 posts
    edited January 2013
    So Mr Simpson, when I say "Hello Mr Thompson", you smile and nod.

    Ok, got it.

    Hello, Mr Thompson/

    *looks blank*

    I think he's talking to you



    Ah, I could list so many more, I don't think I go a day without using a Simpsons quote.
  • NeoSEC28
    39609 posts
    edited January 2013
    My Fav Quote!!

    Homer: Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!



    Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it. (used to be in my old signature)
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  • Zombies8MyDingo
    209 posts
    edited January 2013
    My eyes! The goggles do nothing!!

    I sooo want a Radioactive Man update. Rainer Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man, Milhouse getting a Fallout Boy costume, Bart getting a Bartman one. Hope they don't wait till Halloween. I'm sure this has been said already somewhere. :)

    Oh wait, my favourite bit of dialogue ever.

    Marge: Have you noticed something different about Bart?
    Homer: New glasses?
    Marge: No. He just seems disturbed lately.
    Homer: Probably misses his old glasses.
    Marge: I want to see what's bothering Bart, but I'm afraid I'd be smothering him.
    Homer: Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
    Marge: That's not what I meant.
    Homer: It was, Marge. Admit it.

    Love this bit so much, Homer's deadpan delivery is brilliant. :)
  • mike_bornste
    941 posts
    edited January 2013
    So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time....
  • spiffshine
    1978 posts Member
    edited January 2013
    Go banana!

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