EldarOfSuburbia
High School: Springfield High, class of '92
College: Capital City University, class of '96, dropped out in '93.
Qualifications: Button-pressing, donut eating, Duff drinking, eating bacon.
Interests: Button-pressing, donut eating, Duff drinking, bacon.
Previous jobs: Rock star, pie-tossing superhero, astronaut, barbershop quartet singer, pro wrestler, sports mascot, stuntman, FIFA referee, snow plow operator, municipal waste supervisor, others too numerous to list.
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