Apex crashing every game (full description of attempted fixes included)

Apex kicks me from the match no matter what game mode, server, or people i play with. In no particular order, I have restarted my computer and router, ran defrag, validated files on steam, waited 10 minutes to reopen game, closed background processes, and even checked startup processes to make sure easy cheat isn't being affected. I heard reinstalling the game doesn't help either 🤷. 

I get 3 strings of error codes as it fails to get back into the game from the initialization screen (i.e., error: net, over, cloud). I even got something like "problems processing game logic" a few times combined with these errors. It always starts with lag, like in this last game my health lagged while it was increasing in wildcard, then a full blown loss of movement, de-sinc, and you know the rest. This has been going on for OVER 24 HOURS. APEX GET YOUR **bleep** TOGETHER!