Doing the bartman naked for eggs!!

Come on guys how desperate are you? There are hundreds of "need eggs" threads and the first possible one to see some flesh and you all over it, you make me sick
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If there wasn't so many unanswered egg threads jamming the forum I wouldn't have said nothing