Holy Hand Grenade

smohqy wrote:
"And the Lord Spoke, saying, "First thou shalt take out thy holy pin. then thou shalt count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the the number of the counting. And the number of the counting shall be three. Four shall thou not count. Neither count down two excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbeth thou thy holy hand grenade of Antioch toward thy foe, who, being naughty in thy sight, shall snuff it."

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"One, two, five!"

'Three, sir.'

"THREE!"

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Great catch, jusesp!