I believe some thanks are in order

I actually LAUGHED OUT LOUD when Apu promised Sanjay a "reasonable" 12-hour shift at the Kwik-E-Mart, only to have the task "Make Sanjay Work A 16-Hour Shift" immediately come up. That this game can still make me laugh after all this time (been tapping since August 2012) is astonishing and truly wonderful.

Thank you, EA! :D