Poll: Favorite line

I'm gonna guess that 2 & 3 aren't actual quotes? :)

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Option 4 :tongue:

Can we get alternate universe poll?

One of my favorite quotes is when Reverend Lovejoy is sent on task and he replies with a disgusted "Guhhh."

All of Lance Murdock's lines are hilarious. Here's a few:

"It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger!"

"The United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world!"

"Tell the nurse I'm ready for my sponge bath!"

Also, the Rich Texan is very funny.

"And here come the pretzels"
"This is worse than that New Years party at Lenny's. And he didn't even have a clock"

Since we're talking about quotes, does anyone know what the old guy says that came with the Overpass Diner? Is it, " You smell like coffee." Or "You smell like cobwebs." ??? Driving me nuts.

I like the yes guy's and petroleus rex and scout masters quotes

"IckabodSchrek;1456875" wrote:
Since we're talking about quotes, does anyone know what the old guy says that came with the Overpass Diner? Is it, " You smell like coffee." Or "You smell like cobwebs." ??? Driving me nuts.

I thought he says "You smell like cobbler."

"MuleHeadJoe;81036" wrote:

2) goto 1

Happy Monday errybody!

You used a "goto"!?!?!? Barbarian!