Winter 2015 ***WALKTHROUGH*** (Takedown is Live)
TEASER
The Proclamation of Decoration
Ned starts
Ned: December's here! That means the Lord's birthday is right around the corner!
Rod and Todd: Yay!!
Ned: Get decorating, boys! We're gonna party like it's 4 to 6 B.C. The Bible's a little cloudy on the actual date.
Task: Make Ned Decorate His House
Time: 30s
Location: Flanders House
System Message: Will Homer be able to cope with Ned's amazing decorating skills? Come back next week to find out!
ACT 1
The Decoration Inflation Pt. 1
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Lisa: Dad, look! Mister Flanders' Christmas decorations are shining brighter than ever this year!
Homer: I'm sure they're just his normal junky--
Homer: Deck my halls with boughs of holly!!
Homer: Who does he think he is, making our house look crappy by comparison?! I'll show him!
Lisa: Dad, I don't think that was Mister Flanders' intention.
Homer: Power up my power tools! ‘Cause I'm powerful mad!
Task: Make Homer Decorate His House
Time: 60s
Location: Simpson House
The Decoration Inflation Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: Try and top that, Flanders!
Ned: Jumpin' jingle bells! Your decorations have harked my herald angels!
Homer: You and your angels can eat it.
Ned: You've inspired me! I'm gonna Homerize my homestead!
Homer: D'oh!
Task: Make Homer Frantically Decorate His House
Time: 45s
Location: Simpson House
The Decoration Inflation Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: One-up that one-upmanship, Flanders!
Ned: You nabbed the notion right out of my noggin!
Ned: Take a gander at the new garlands!
Homer: This means war, Flanders! You're headed for holiday hell!
Task: Make Homer Aggressively Decorate His House
Time: 30s
Location: Simpson House
The Decoration Inflation Pt. 4
Homer starts
Revelers: Wow, your house decorations look amazing!
Homer: Thank you!
Ned: Glad you like ‘em!
Revelers: Wow! It really puts you in the holiday spirit!
Ned: Halle-jolly-lujah!
Homer: What jingle-Ned said.
Homer: But if you had to pick one, and you do, which house gives you more holiday spirit?
System Message: Merrymakers have appeared in your Springfield! Serve them hot drinks to keep them warm while they enjoy the festive attractions.
Task: Tap 10 Merrymakers to Collect Event Currency
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Do You See What I See? Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Cletus: Those are some purdy lookin' night-brighteners. They burn better than the fireflies buzzin' round ma outhouse.
Lisa: Yeah, uh... they look really amazing.
Task: Make Cletus Decorate His Farm
Time: 8h
Location: Cletus's Farm
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Do You See What I See? Pt. 2
Milhouse starts
Milhouse: I can hang lights, too, Lisa! But nothing above the first rung on the ladder. That's nosebleed territory for me.
Task: Make Milhouse Decorate His House
Time: 8h
Location: Van Houten House
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Do You See What I See? Pt. 3
Rev. Lovejoy starts
Rev. Lovejoy: Well, I suppose, the Lord's House can't be the only one looking less than divine.
Lisa: Wow, everyone's making an extra effort this year!
Task: Make Rev. Lovejoy Decorate His Church
Time: 8h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Snow Big Deal
Homer starts
Homer: I've got the best decoration idea yet!
Homer: What's more Christmas-y than a snowman?
Bart: How ‘bout a giant snowman?
Homer: You're right! Anything supersized is better! Let's do that!
Lisa: Dad, building a giant snowman is a much greater architectural challenge than it might seem.
Homer: How hard could it be? I find the biggest carrot in the world for a nose, and the rest is downhill.
Task: Place the Best Snowman Ever
Task: Make Homer Pile Snow
Time: 60s
Location: Best Snowman Ever
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Effigy in White Pt. 1
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Bart: Homer, all I see is a pile of snow and no man.
Homer: Just wait ‘til its stick arms are stuck, and its coal eyes are popped.
Bart: Well, right now your snowman looks like a much bigger snowman took a crap.
Lisa: I'd have chosen different words, but I agree with Bart. Your volunteers don't seem to know what they're doing.
Lisa: One group seems to be undoing all the work of the other. And there's a third group that's just eating snow...
Task: Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 2
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Effigy in White Pt. 2
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Lisa: Dad? I don't think this snowman is turning out the way you planned.
Homer: Plan? There is no plan, honey. That's my brilliant plan.
Homer: Plus I'm “crowdsourcing” all the hard work. Which is a nice word for taking advantage of people.
Homer: And in the end, if it doesn't work out, I can just walk away as if it never happened. Thank you, “crowdsourcing!”
Task: Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 3
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Effigy in White Pt. 3
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Homer: See, Lisa, there's nothing to worry about.
Lisa: I don't know. Its structural integrity concerns me.
Lisa: And I'm pretty sure I've seen at least one kid wedged in the foundation.
Homer: Actually, there's four. Kids make good cornerstones.
Task: Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 4
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Effigy in White Pt. 4
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Lisa: Dad, I'm going to ask you to hang up your snow shovel before the whole snowman structure collapses and buries us all.
Homer: It's only happened twice and everyone's still here… maybe I should take a headcount.
Homer: Anyway, don't worry. I rounded up some eggheads and threatened them into helping us finish.
Lisa: Well, I don't approve of bullying… but it's comforting knowing eggheads are on the job.
Task: Upgrade the "Best Snowman Ever" to Level 5
Lisa: I think we've done it, Dad!
Homer: It's exactly like my dream. Except for the base, the body, and the top part that was s'posed to look like Frankenstein.
Homer: My dream was actually a nightmare.
Homer: It really is the best snowman ever.
Professor Frink: And thanks to my advanced cryo-technology, it won't even melt in summer!
Professor Frink: Though it may eventually come to life and wipe out all of earth.
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Effigy in White Pt. 5
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Task: Make Homer Admire His Creation
Time: 1h
Location: Best Snowman Ever
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
A House Made With Hands
Ned starts
Ned: Homer's snow man is giving me the holiday get-up-and-go man.
Ned: That packed pile of fluffy stuff makes this Neddy ready to bake up some similar-sized gingerbread-y!
Ned: Sayin' all that took the wind out of my sails!
Task: Place the Gingerbread Mansion
Task: Make Ned Think Big
Time: 4h
Location: Gingerbread Mansion
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 1
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Ned: People are helping out in droves, bringin' ginger loaves for our giant gingerbread house!
Ned: Just to be truthful… “giant” means “humble” and “unassuming.”
Ned: After all, honesty and modesty are the Christian way… except when we're skirting building codes for the Church.
Task: Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 2
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 2
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Ned: Slight change of plans, people.
Ned: I've thrown out the old set of blueprints and crafted a new set all in red.
Ned: ‘Cause Ned Flanders does not work “blue!”
Task: Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 3
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 3
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Ned: A gingerbread house built in God's glory!
Ned: I'll bet He'd want a few more sugary shrines, a couple Turkish Taffy turrets and a Fiddle-Faddle foyer!
Ned: Let's get that eternal icing fountain flowing, in his name's sake! Amen.
Task: Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 4
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 4
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Ned: Bring in more icing to support the upper floors. Ginger snap, snap!
Ned: I want that gumdrop driveway done dad gum good! Don't make me break out the liquorice whips!
Rod: Daddy's sniffed too many chocolate chips.
Otto: Don't harsh his marshmallow, little dude. It's working fine for me.
Task: Upgrade the Gingerbread Mansion to Level 5
Ned: My head is finally clearing now that I'm getting a little non-confectioned air.
Ned: I got more carried away than a cross on the road to Calvary! Our germane gingerbread house turned out to be a Toblerone Tower of Babel!
Marge: Ned, I don't think you went that far.
Ned: You weren't there when I added the fold-out, fudge, rooftop, root beer tennis court…
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Can't Catch Me I'm the GingerNed Man Pt. 5
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Task: Make Ned Pray Away His Sin of Pride
Time: 1h
Location: Gingerbread Mansion
System Message: Way to go! You've finished the main quest line. Keep tapping merrymakers to unlock more prizes. Complete weekly challenges and play Naughty or Nice to craft more items!
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
SECONDARY QUESTS
Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice Pt. 1
After completing Snow Big Deal (Act 1) or Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 2 (Act 2)
Lisa starts
Lisa: It's so wonderful seeing people working together like this. It really reaffirms my faith in humanity.
Bart: Oh, yeah, everyone's a big, happy family. Dad was about to tear Flanders a new one just yesterday...
Lisa: Are you implying that humankind lacks a basic underlying bond of community?
Bart: Give humanity a chance to screw their neighbor and I guarantee they'll take it.
Bart: Why do I mess with Todd Flanders? Because I can. And because lotsa times I'm a jerk.
Lisa: Let's put your theory to the test with a little holiday-themed experiment.
Task: Drop a Present in a Friend's Town
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Gonna Find Out Who's Naughty or Nice Pt. 2
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System Message: It's looks like a present has been delivered to your town! Open it now and decide if you'll be Naughty or Nice...
Task: Open a Present in Your Own Town
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Bart: Aww, all we got in that present was some useless festive crap?
Professor Frink: My research indicates that 98% of all holiday gift giving is: your words--“useless festive crap.” Hoyvin-glayvin!--My words.
Bart: And you re-gift that crap and give it to the people you like the least. Just ask Lisa.
Professor Frink: Might I propose converting “unnecessary” atoms into “valuable” atoms using a monstrous machine made “shopping mall pretty?”
Task: Build Things Unnecessary
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 2
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Marge: Ooh, look at all the wonderful knickknacks! "Things Unnecessary" is my kind of store!
Professor Frink: To be completely upfront without exposing all truths, the “store” is a user-friendly product interface for an advanced atomic rearrangement system.
Marge: So I can't buy knickknacks?
Professor Frink: Not exactly… but you CAN rearrange the atomic structure of desired knickknacks, converting them into less useless items.
Marge: As long as you've got free giftwrapping, I'm in!
Task: Collect Christmas Baubles by Tapping Merrymakers
Task: Collect Christmas Bows by Playing Naughty Or Nice
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 3 (Act 1)
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Marge: Bart, it's cold. Where are you going without your hat?
Bart: God didn't give me nine hair spikes to keep 'em covered up. Besides, hats are for lamewads.
Jimbo: You got a problem with hats?
The Rich Texan: I danced in my first oil gusher in a hat!
All-American Apu: My hat says I'm American and that I belong... since my proper documentation is still tied up in the courts.
Homer the Great: Did someone say hats? And if so, I want to join in!
Marge: See what happens when you start talking about hats!
Task: Craft & Place The Wooly Bully
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 3 (Act 2)
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Marge: Homer, let's try to get a big and beautiful Christmas tree this year for the kids.
Homer: Whatever...
Marge: I mean it, Homie. Last year the kids were very disappointed in you. You broke your promise.
Homer: It's not my fault if the cute tree I brought back burst into flames.
Marge: It wasn't cute...
Lisa: ...Nor is a tumbleweed a Christmas tree...
Homer: Looked pretty christmas-y after I flocked it with fire extinguisher foam.
Task: Craft & Place X-mas Trees Slightly Irregular
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 4
Homer starts
Homer: Hey, I put my festive junk in the thingy, and it hasn't rearranged atom one!
Professor Frink: There appears to be a chokepoint in the raw material supply line. The incoming value-to-product ratio is far too low.
Homer: Homer it down, egghead! Waaay down.
Professor Frink: Hoyvin-glayvin-falaggle-nock! Simply put... we need more "festive stuff."
Homer: I know this is the season of giving, but you can't have giving without taking… especially from Flanders.
Task: Tap Merrymakers in a Friend's Town
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 5
After 24 hours from completing The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 4
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System Message: The Winter Festival Ticket is now available in the store! Get it now to earn double rewards from tapping Merrymakers in a friend's town!
System Message: Congratulations on your purchase of the Winter Festival Ticket. You'll now get double rewards for tapping Merrymakers in a friend's town!
Festive Spontaneity... Scheduled
After completing The White Elephant in the Room Pt. 2
Lisa starts
Wiggum: I love all this festivity! Makes me want to put down my bullet gun and pick up a glue gun.
Willy: And I'd love to be stringin' garland rather than scrapin' up garlic string cheese from the gym floor.
Lisa: What's stopping you? Get out there and enjoy the holidays, fellas.
Martin: Can I help? My pomposity has made it so none of the teams have picked me for anything.
Lisa: Sure! Let me just see if I can find jobs for everyone...
Task: Complete a Weekly Challenge
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 1
After tapping more then 40 Merrymakers
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Lisa: The decorations all over town are beautiful, but it's too cold to enjoy them.
Bart: Cold doesn't bother Bart Simpson!
Lisa: Why aren't you cold? And what's that on your lip?
Bart: It's Hot Squishee. Kwik-E-Mart's niftiest seasonal idea ever!
Bart: Right after their Novembercane Numb Rum and Summer Sausage Sipper, of course.
Task: Build Hot Squishee Station
Task: Send a Youngster to Buy Hot Squishee
Time: 4h
Location: Hot Squishee Station
Characters: Milhouse, Martin, Bart, Nelson, Ralph, Database
System Message: You can now send kids to Buy Hot Squishee and earn Loyalty Cards!
Milhouse: Hot Squishees are the best. I've already downed a baby pool full of them today!
Lisa: But this label says it's 114% sugar, which I don't even think is technically possible...
Lisa: Aren't you worried about what that much sugar might do to your health?
Milhouse: I'll gladly go into a sugar coma if it means staying out here with you, Lisa.
System Message: Use Loyalty Stamps to upgrade the Station! When you do, the radius of your hot drink distribution for Merrymakers will increase!
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 2
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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 2
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 3
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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 5
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 4
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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 10
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 5
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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 15
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
Barty It's Cold Outside Pt. 6
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Task: Upgrade Hot Squishee Station to Level 20
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP
