edi Fallen Order (purchased thru steam) crashes origin and doesnt launch

Yep, that's PRECISELY why I bought on Steam too. I thought it would install and launch smoothly on Steam. 

I've spent many months trying to get Origin to launch and run. I've tried EVERYTHING they say to do in the tech support forums and in the FAQs and NOTHING works. I run it in admin mode every time. I've put all the required permissions in my Windows firewall. I've uninstalled and reinstalled over and over and over. NOTHING works. 

Meanwhile, Steam and Ubisoft have NONE of these issues. Origin is complete garbage.