The Chikamori Selfacy (A Reboot)
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Generation One
Chapter Five
A Day of Respite (Part Three)
The Chikamori triplex
Thursday morning was a serious annoyance for Satoshi since he had to unplug two toilets after they were clogged. Cursing out Mayumi, who was nowhere to be found, for buying things as cheaply as she could; the toilets were prone to clogging since the design of the passageway was inferior to the Kohler brand of excrement flushers. Mayumi had saddled him with a major headache as a result of her pecuniary stinginess that technically turned a savings into more of a cash outflow when just ponying up the dough for the more expensive unit would have resulted in a cost savings in terms of efficient use. Frustrations galore. It also meant that Satoshi was going to have to take a shower as a result of splash-overs of the contents in the bowl which was thoroughly disgusting to say the least. Satoshi being fluent in Japanese cursed out his sister-in-law vehemently including some very pungent descriptives. “Ijiwaru Abazure!” he groused as he exhorted the plunger to free up the clog in the flue.
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By the time that he cleared up the first toilet, Mayumi had come down on the elevator in their suite. Of course, karma chose that very moment to make its presence known as Mayumi got squished between the two doors and struggling to free herself, she fell flat on her face.
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Satoshi found it very hard to keep from heckling his evil sister-in-law but somehow succeeded. He chose to take the elevator and head upstairs to tackle the second toilet instead.
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Yasunobu came down to see Mayumi and Bebe at the kitchen table.
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“You could do better you know, Bebe...that worthless spawn of Satoshi will be a drain on your ambitions.” Mayumi stated as she sat there eating her piece of pizza. Bebe looked shocked at Mayumi; so shocked in fact that her apple pie sat untouched on the plate as she tried to decipher what Mayumi was getting at. She, like River, knew just exactly how she treated Haruo and she was hard-pressed not to feel sick to her stomach at the way that Mayumi was disparaging her own boyfriend. In the end, Bebe just put the matter to one side and ignored Mayumi’s ranting...passing it off as the irrational spouting of an abusive witch.
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A cloudy morning; the skies pouring with rain; dawned over Sunset Valley. The mist shrouded the nearby hills and mountains with a blanket of mist. And the town center was silent in the earliest sign of lightening sky.
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As soon as Haruo awoke, a nefarious plan was percolating in his head since he got up early enough and was able to depart quickly without being stopped by his parents, he could execute it without getting caught. He had this irresistable urge to go let all the frogs out of the Biology classroom. Normally he was a very quiet student only speaking up when spoken too and he was entirely too forgettable in the midst of the hustle of classmates who were more rambunctions and extroverted than he was. The best part of the being the introverted, quiet and forgettable classmate was, that no one would suspect him of being the one who pulled the prank on the school. He could get away with it and not have to worry about any repercussions. So...he hopped a taxi and headed down.
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Luck was on his side as no-one saw him enter...
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And he was able to get in, sneak down the hallway near the science lab, jimmy the door knob to gain entrance. It was at that point he heard whistling as the janitor rounded the corner of the hallway corridor down the hall; Haruo nearly jumping out of his skin as he heard the approaching footsteps. As the footsteps drew nearer he ducked under the solid lab table until the footsteps receded from his hearing. That was way too close.
He needed to get done what was needed to be done. So he undid the latch to the cage and pulled out one frog and put him on the floor of the lab. the croaks of his compatriots would make it so that the released cavalcade of croaking amphibians would join the one that was loose and accomplish his task for him. Now it was time to get his butt out of the school without being caught and identified by school authorities. He had gotten away with it scott-free. And that was a good feeling.
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It was time to get out of Dodge. Too many villains had been caught by hanging around and gloating about their misdeeds.
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Haruo was no villain, nor was he a gloating villian rubbing his hands comically with glee. He was just a teenager with a penchant for pulling off one single prank before he graduated from school and he'd accomplished his mission, now it was time to go home.
As it was, when the bell rang on Thursday the school staff came in to 55,000 croaking frogs which had all assembled in the principal's office and pandemonium ensued. Video monitors were checked however no trace of the culprit could be found. Needless to say, none of the students were willing to give up any potential names of the culprits even under threat of graduation being cancelled. It didn't work and the staff gave up trying to find out who let the frogs out. Croak...croak croak...
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(End Part Three)
Generation One
Chapter Five
A Day of Respite (Part Three)
The Chikamori triplex
Thursday morning was a serious annoyance for Satoshi since he had to unplug two toilets after they were clogged. Cursing out Mayumi, who was nowhere to be found, for buying things as cheaply as she could; the toilets were prone to clogging since the design of the passageway was inferior to the Kohler brand of excrement flushers. Mayumi had saddled him with a major headache as a result of her pecuniary stinginess that technically turned a savings into more of a cash outflow when just ponying up the dough for the more expensive unit would have resulted in a cost savings in terms of efficient use. Frustrations galore. It also meant that Satoshi was going to have to take a shower as a result of splash-overs of the contents in the bowl which was thoroughly disgusting to say the least. Satoshi being fluent in Japanese cursed out his sister-in-law vehemently including some very pungent descriptives. “Ijiwaru Abazure!” he groused as he exhorted the plunger to free up the clog in the flue.
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By the time that he cleared up the first toilet, Mayumi had come down on the elevator in their suite. Of course, karma chose that very moment to make its presence known as Mayumi got squished between the two doors and struggling to free herself, she fell flat on her face.
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Satoshi found it very hard to keep from heckling his evil sister-in-law but somehow succeeded. He chose to take the elevator and head upstairs to tackle the second toilet instead.
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Yasunobu came down to see Mayumi and Bebe at the kitchen table.
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“You could do better you know, Bebe...that worthless spawn of Satoshi will be a drain on your ambitions.” Mayumi stated as she sat there eating her piece of pizza. Bebe looked shocked at Mayumi; so shocked in fact that her apple pie sat untouched on the plate as she tried to decipher what Mayumi was getting at. She, like River, knew just exactly how she treated Haruo and she was hard-pressed not to feel sick to her stomach at the way that Mayumi was disparaging her own boyfriend. In the end, Bebe just put the matter to one side and ignored Mayumi’s ranting...passing it off as the irrational spouting of an abusive witch.
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A cloudy morning; the skies pouring with rain; dawned over Sunset Valley. The mist shrouded the nearby hills and mountains with a blanket of mist. And the town center was silent in the earliest sign of lightening sky.
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As soon as Haruo awoke, a nefarious plan was percolating in his head since he got up early enough and was able to depart quickly without being stopped by his parents, he could execute it without getting caught. He had this irresistable urge to go let all the frogs out of the Biology classroom. Normally he was a very quiet student only speaking up when spoken too and he was entirely too forgettable in the midst of the hustle of classmates who were more rambunctions and extroverted than he was. The best part of the being the introverted, quiet and forgettable classmate was, that no one would suspect him of being the one who pulled the prank on the school. He could get away with it and not have to worry about any repercussions. So...he hopped a taxi and headed down.
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Luck was on his side as no-one saw him enter...
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And he was able to get in, sneak down the hallway near the science lab, jimmy the door knob to gain entrance. It was at that point he heard whistling as the janitor rounded the corner of the hallway corridor down the hall; Haruo nearly jumping out of his skin as he heard the approaching footsteps. As the footsteps drew nearer he ducked under the solid lab table until the footsteps receded from his hearing. That was way too close.
He needed to get done what was needed to be done. So he undid the latch to the cage and pulled out one frog and put him on the floor of the lab. the croaks of his compatriots would make it so that the released cavalcade of croaking amphibians would join the one that was loose and accomplish his task for him. Now it was time to get his butt out of the school without being caught and identified by school authorities. He had gotten away with it scott-free. And that was a good feeling.
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It was time to get out of Dodge. Too many villains had been caught by hanging around and gloating about their misdeeds.
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Haruo was no villain, nor was he a gloating villian rubbing his hands comically with glee. He was just a teenager with a penchant for pulling off one single prank before he graduated from school and he'd accomplished his mission, now it was time to go home.
As it was, when the bell rang on Thursday the school staff came in to 55,000 croaking frogs which had all assembled in the principal's office and pandemonium ensued. Video monitors were checked however no trace of the culprit could be found. Needless to say, none of the students were willing to give up any potential names of the culprits even under threat of graduation being cancelled. It didn't work and the staff gave up trying to find out who let the frogs out. Croak...croak croak...
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(End Part Three)
