4th of July 2016: Walkthrough
EVENT GUIDES
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The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 1
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Kent Brockman: Mayor Joe Quimby reaches the end of his ninth term of office today...
Kent Brockman: ...amid accusations that he MAY have violated Springfield's “One and Done” term limit legislation...
Kent Brockman: ...as well as the “Time to Go, Joe” Act and the more recent “Mayor Quimby We Are Talking to You Please Just Leave” Referendum.
Kent Brockman: In light of these charges, Mayor Quimby has graciously agreed to be dragged kicking and screaming from his office.
Kent Brockman: Who will the new Mayor be? Let's meet the candidates!
Task: Make Springfielders Compete for Mayoral Candidacy
Time: 1h
Location: Town Hall or Simpson House
Dr. Hibbert: My fellow Springfielders, you all know me to be a man of character. A man of faith. And above all, a doctor who is loose with his Oxycontin prescriptions.
Dr. Hibbert: And if I become Mayor, I will be so distracted with political stuff, I'll probably get even looser with the Oxy. I'm talking LOOOOOOSE.
Lindsay Naegle: I will make Springfield the most business-friendly city in America.
Lindsay Naegle: Businesses are gonna love us, and take care of us, and call us beautiful, and keep us warm all night long.
Ned: The only job of a Mayor is to be fair, honest, and transparent.
Ned: And to introduce a series of “religious freedom” bills that let us discriminate against people who aren't exactly like us. Which I will definitely do.
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: What!? Flanders is running for President of Springfield?
Lisa: Not for President -- for Mayor.
Homer: Phew. If there's one thing Springfield DOESN'T need, it's President Stupid Flanders.
Lisa: Dad... Springfield doesn't have a President.
Homer: We don't?! Then THAT must be Flanders' plan -- run for mayor, win the election, then step into the empty President position and be President of Springfield!
System Message: There may not be a President OF Springfield but it doesn't mean you can't have a President IN Springfield. Check out the store to get yourself one!
Task: Make Lisa Plan Homer's Campaign
Time: 30s
Location: Simpson Home
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Citizens of Springfield! Too long have we cowered under the threat of a President Flanders.
Lisa: Mayor.
Homer: This country--
Lisa: --city--
Homer: --cannot afford to elect a President--
Lisa: --MAYOR!--
Homer: --with such a dangerously annoying personality. #NeverFlanders #HitAHomer
Homer: If you will give me your vote, I will make any campaign promise you like.
Homer: Is it impossible? I promise to do it! Is it immoral, illegal, disturbing? You have my word it will be done!
Homer: Does my promise to you directly contradict a promise I made to someone else? Both will be done! I promise!
Lenny: Will you allow me to openly carry guns upon my person, and upon the persons of others?
Homer: Yes!
Carl: Will you land a man on the sun in this decade?
Homer: You betcha!
Task: Make Homer Make Campaign Promises
Time: 6s
Location: Town Hall, Power Plant or Simpson House
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 4
Ned starts
Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, political rival-rino! I hear we're gonna be ballot buddies!
Homer: Going door-to-door to talk to the people of Springfield, Stupid Flanders?
Ned: Only way to spread the word, right, pal?
Homer: Not for me! I've got a whole army of volunteer college kids to spread my message.
Homer: College kids. You say words like “Wall Street” and “hope” and “climate change,” and they'll canvas ‘til their feet bleed.
Homer: Well, that's what you get for believing things can ever get better. They'll learn!
Task: Make Ned Campaign for the Election
Time: 3h
Location: Town Hall, Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Homer's Aides Campaign for the Election
Time: 3h
Location: Town Hall, Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Characters: Marge, Lenny, Carl, Apu
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 5
Homer starts
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here, reporting from the First Mayoral Debate.
Kent Brockman: Tonight's debate is sponsored by Homer for Mayor, 2016! Remember folks: vote Homer. Flanders is a tool.
Kent Brockman: That really doesn't seem ethical, does it? Allowing one of the candidates to sponsor the debate?
Kent Brockman: This just in. I am being handed an envelope by one of my producers. Said envelope is stuffed with cash, in the amount of...
Kent Brockman: ...
Kent Brockman: As I was saying! Tonight's debate is brought to you by Homer for Mayor, 2016!
Task: Make Ned Attend the Mayoral Debate
Task: Make Homer Attend the Mayoral Debate
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall, Springfield Elementary or Simpson House
On job start:
Ned: If I am your Mayor, I promise you my door will always be open. I will balance the budget, eliminate graft and corruption, improve our schools--
Homer: FREE EAGLES.
Ned: Homer? Were you saying something?
Homer: *whistling innocently* ...
Ned: All righty. As I was saying... Good, responsible governance isn't just--
Homer: VOTE HOMER GET AN EAGLE.
Ned: ...
Homer: *whistling innocently* ...
Ned: Homer, do you expect people to believe you'll give them an eagle if they vote for you?
Homer: WHAT KIND OF EAGLE DO YOU WANT? GOLDEN? DONE! WHITE-TAILED? DONE! BALD? DONE (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST)!
Ned: I have to believe the good people of Springfield are too smart to--
Willie: Three cheers for free eagles!
Wiggum: Everybody clear a path. I want to shoot Moustache Guy before he convinces Eagle Guy not to give us eagles!
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 6
Homer starts
Kent Brockman: The votes are in and our new mayor is... Homer J. Simpson!
Homer: Woohoo! In your face, Flanders!
Kent Brockman: We go now to City Hall, where Mayor-Elect Simpson will sign his name into Springfield's Big Book of Mayors, thus beginning his term of office.
Homer: Paperwork? No one told me this desk job would come with paperwork!
Task: Make Homer Avoid Paperwork
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Kent Brockman: Today marks one month that Mayor-Elect Homer Simpson has refused to sign the Big Book of Mayors.
Kent Brockman: Instead, he just wanders around town, performing “jobs” like drinking at Moe's Tavern and lounging in a kiddie pool.
Kent Brockman: How these tasks constitute gainful employment, this reporter cannot say.
Kent Brockman: But as stipulated in the Convenient Plot Device Act of 1892, should the Mayor-Elect fail to sign into the Big Book, after one month the title of Mayor reverts to the previous owner.
Kent Brockman: Therefore, our Mayor is once again Joe Quimby.
Kent Brockman: Hey, that WAS a convenient plot device!
System Message: Looks like Homer no longer needs all those eagles he ordered. Here you go!
Quest Reward: Squawky
July 4th Giveaway
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System Message: Seems like you could do with some help in setting up your own Fireworks display! Happy 4th of July!
Quest Reward: Pinwheel Firework
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The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 1
Auto starts
Kent Brockman: Mayor Joe Quimby reaches the end of his ninth term of office today...
Kent Brockman: ...amid accusations that he MAY have violated Springfield's “One and Done” term limit legislation...
Kent Brockman: ...as well as the “Time to Go, Joe” Act and the more recent “Mayor Quimby We Are Talking to You Please Just Leave” Referendum.
Kent Brockman: In light of these charges, Mayor Quimby has graciously agreed to be dragged kicking and screaming from his office.
Kent Brockman: Who will the new Mayor be? Let's meet the candidates!
Task: Make Springfielders Compete for Mayoral Candidacy
Time: 1h
Location: Town Hall or Simpson House
Dr. Hibbert: My fellow Springfielders, you all know me to be a man of character. A man of faith. And above all, a doctor who is loose with his Oxycontin prescriptions.
Dr. Hibbert: And if I become Mayor, I will be so distracted with political stuff, I'll probably get even looser with the Oxy. I'm talking LOOOOOOSE.
Lindsay Naegle: I will make Springfield the most business-friendly city in America.
Lindsay Naegle: Businesses are gonna love us, and take care of us, and call us beautiful, and keep us warm all night long.
Ned: The only job of a Mayor is to be fair, honest, and transparent.
Ned: And to introduce a series of “religious freedom” bills that let us discriminate against people who aren't exactly like us. Which I will definitely do.
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 2
Homer starts
Homer: What!? Flanders is running for President of Springfield?
Lisa: Not for President -- for Mayor.
Homer: Phew. If there's one thing Springfield DOESN'T need, it's President Stupid Flanders.
Lisa: Dad... Springfield doesn't have a President.
Homer: We don't?! Then THAT must be Flanders' plan -- run for mayor, win the election, then step into the empty President position and be President of Springfield!
System Message: There may not be a President OF Springfield but it doesn't mean you can't have a President IN Springfield. Check out the store to get yourself one!
Task: Make Lisa Plan Homer's Campaign
Time: 30s
Location: Simpson Home
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Citizens of Springfield! Too long have we cowered under the threat of a President Flanders.
Lisa: Mayor.
Homer: This country--
Lisa: --city--
Homer: --cannot afford to elect a President--
Lisa: --MAYOR!--
Homer: --with such a dangerously annoying personality. #NeverFlanders #HitAHomer
Homer: If you will give me your vote, I will make any campaign promise you like.
Homer: Is it impossible? I promise to do it! Is it immoral, illegal, disturbing? You have my word it will be done!
Homer: Does my promise to you directly contradict a promise I made to someone else? Both will be done! I promise!
Lenny: Will you allow me to openly carry guns upon my person, and upon the persons of others?
Homer: Yes!
Carl: Will you land a man on the sun in this decade?
Homer: You betcha!
Task: Make Homer Make Campaign Promises
Time: 6s
Location: Town Hall, Power Plant or Simpson House
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 4
Ned starts
Ned: Hi-diddly-ho, political rival-rino! I hear we're gonna be ballot buddies!
Homer: Going door-to-door to talk to the people of Springfield, Stupid Flanders?
Ned: Only way to spread the word, right, pal?
Homer: Not for me! I've got a whole army of volunteer college kids to spread my message.
Homer: College kids. You say words like “Wall Street” and “hope” and “climate change,” and they'll canvas ‘til their feet bleed.
Homer: Well, that's what you get for believing things can ever get better. They'll learn!
Task: Make Ned Campaign for the Election
Time: 3h
Location: Town Hall, Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Task: Make Homer's Aides Campaign for the Election
Time: 3h
Location: Town Hall, Springfield Elementary or Brown House
Characters: Marge, Lenny, Carl, Apu
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 5
Homer starts
Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here, reporting from the First Mayoral Debate.
Kent Brockman: Tonight's debate is sponsored by Homer for Mayor, 2016! Remember folks: vote Homer. Flanders is a tool.
Kent Brockman: That really doesn't seem ethical, does it? Allowing one of the candidates to sponsor the debate?
Kent Brockman: This just in. I am being handed an envelope by one of my producers. Said envelope is stuffed with cash, in the amount of...
Kent Brockman: ...
Kent Brockman: As I was saying! Tonight's debate is brought to you by Homer for Mayor, 2016!
Task: Make Ned Attend the Mayoral Debate
Task: Make Homer Attend the Mayoral Debate
Time: 30s
Location: Town Hall, Springfield Elementary or Simpson House
On job start:
Ned: If I am your Mayor, I promise you my door will always be open. I will balance the budget, eliminate graft and corruption, improve our schools--
Homer: FREE EAGLES.
Ned: Homer? Were you saying something?
Homer: *whistling innocently* ...
Ned: All righty. As I was saying... Good, responsible governance isn't just--
Homer: VOTE HOMER GET AN EAGLE.
Ned: ...
Homer: *whistling innocently* ...
Ned: Homer, do you expect people to believe you'll give them an eagle if they vote for you?
Homer: WHAT KIND OF EAGLE DO YOU WANT? GOLDEN? DONE! WHITE-TAILED? DONE! BALD? DONE (WHILE SUPPLIES LAST)!
Ned: I have to believe the good people of Springfield are too smart to--
Willie: Three cheers for free eagles!
Wiggum: Everybody clear a path. I want to shoot Moustache Guy before he convinces Eagle Guy not to give us eagles!
The Barbarian Candidate Pt. 6
Homer starts
Kent Brockman: The votes are in and our new mayor is... Homer J. Simpson!
Homer: Woohoo! In your face, Flanders!
Kent Brockman: We go now to City Hall, where Mayor-Elect Simpson will sign his name into Springfield's Big Book of Mayors, thus beginning his term of office.
Homer: Paperwork? No one told me this desk job would come with paperwork!
Task: Make Homer Avoid Paperwork
Time: 6s
Location: Simpson Home
Kent Brockman: Today marks one month that Mayor-Elect Homer Simpson has refused to sign the Big Book of Mayors.
Kent Brockman: Instead, he just wanders around town, performing “jobs” like drinking at Moe's Tavern and lounging in a kiddie pool.
Kent Brockman: How these tasks constitute gainful employment, this reporter cannot say.
Kent Brockman: But as stipulated in the Convenient Plot Device Act of 1892, should the Mayor-Elect fail to sign into the Big Book, after one month the title of Mayor reverts to the previous owner.
Kent Brockman: Therefore, our Mayor is once again Joe Quimby.
Kent Brockman: Hey, that WAS a convenient plot device!
System Message: Looks like Homer no longer needs all those eagles he ordered. Here you go!
Quest Reward: Squawky
July 4th Giveaway
Auto starts
System Message: Seems like you could do with some help in setting up your own Fireworks display! Happy 4th of July!
Quest Reward: Pinwheel Firework
