Cold Turkey

ROFL, HCoinslot. A Renaissance Man indeed.

HCoinslot wrote:
Lol, this should help you...

"Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for * and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium, which I've already procured from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect."

Nice Renton

Adamcayce wrote:
Nobody asked the question. WHY? Where are you going to deserve such cruel treatment?

A terrible case of something called 'real life' (google it if you don't know what this is) interfering with my sitting on the couch and tapping on my mobile device.

HCoinslot wrote:

MrWhiplash82 wrote:

Adamcayce wrote:
Nobody asked the question. WHY? Where are you going to deserve such cruel treatment?

A terrible case of something called 'real life' (google it if you don't know what this is) interfering with my sitting on the couch and tapping on my mobile device.

Other than jail, jury duty, or losing my fingers, I cant think of how life would stop me from tapping. It only takes a few minutes. It's mildly insulting, we all have real lives, friend...

+1 You can't let your town suffer and not level up. :mrgreen:

...and off I go.

You'll survive. Last weekend I was without Internet access for 72 hours. Got a lot of reading done instead, you know, like in real books :wink:

HCoinslot wrote:

bette3900 wrote:
You'll survive. Last weekend I was without Internet access for 72 hours. Got a lot of reading done instead, you know, like in real books :wink:

I cant find and invader zim meme that says "you speak craziness", which I find hard to believe, since I used to have it on a T shirt. Not that reading is such a bad thing, but...


McDonalds has WiFi

I live in one of the few places on earth that does not have a McDonalds (believe it or not!!)

I was out sailing deep into the fiords of Greenland, where there is no cell phone connection, no internet, no ... oh well, you get the picture.

...and I'm back. And as Rainier Wolfcastle is still inspecting his shoelaces, it obviously took me less than 36 hours.

Now let's get back to business...