Flanders Family Reunion: Prizes Walkthrough
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 1
Canadian Flanders starts
Canadian Flanders: This reunion has been great, Ned, but I was hopin’ to get oot and see more of your exotic country, ya know?
Ned: Exotic? You got it all wrong there, Canadian Flanders. America is as normal as creamed corn!
Ned: It’s the rest of the world that’s strange and godless.
Ned: Still, if you’d like me to take you around, I suppose I could gas up the old Flandersmobile.
Canadian Flanders: As we say in the Great White North, let’s take off, eh?
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Plan His Sightseeing Itinerary
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Ned Gas Up His Car
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House
Canadian Flanders: On second thought, I’d rather just walk around town.
Ned: I don’t blame you. It’s never a good idea to expand your worldview too quickly.
Ned: I’ll give you the not-so-grand tour of Springfield. You just let me know if things get too interesting.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 2
Canadian Flanders starts
Canadian Flanders: Oh geez, who’s that husky fella in the blue uniform?
Ned: That’s a police officer. He enforces our laws.
Canadian Flanders: In Canada we call them Mounties. They patrol the territories on noble steeds and rescue ladies from being tied to train tracks.
Wiggum: Um… Today I rescued a box of day-old crullers from a dumpster…
Canadian Flanders: I assume you stand for everything upright and honorable, just like a Mountie?
Wiggum: Yeah… Standing upright’s not really my thing. I’m not getting paid to exercise, you know.
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Grill Wiggum
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Wiggum Feel Inferior to The Mounties
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 3
Canadian Flanders starts
Canadian Flanders: I don’t understand this “baseball”. How are they supposed to get around the field without ice skates on?
Ned: There’s no ice on the field during baseball season, Canadian Flanders.
Canadian Flanders: Oh geez, what a crazy country!
Ned: You have baseball in Canada!
Canadian Flanders: And where’s the poutine guy? I don’t like watching sports unless I’m eating fries covered in gravy.
Ned: They don’t have that here. But if you’re looking for a nibble, I’ve got just the kibble!
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Try Peanuts and Cracker Jack
Time: 8h
Location: Duff Stadium, Springfield Downs or Brown House
Canadian Flanders: This Cracker Jack is even better than poutine! Crisp peanuts and popcorn, caramel coating, and a secret toy surprise.
Ned: I’m gonna have to ask you to zip the old lip, Canadian Flanders. This is getting dangerously close to unapproved product placement…
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 4
Ned starts
Canadian Flanders: That’s strange, I’ve never seen someone walk a tiny, antler-less moose on a leash before.
Ned: That’s a dog. Don’t you have dogs in Canada?
Canadian Flanders: Nope. Just a whole lotta moose.
Canadian Flanders: Hey! That tiny puff-tailed rat moose just stole my Cracker Jack!
Ned: That’s a squirrel…
Ned: These Canadian clichés are getting so over-the-top even I’m a little offended!
Canadian Flanders: That’s impossible, Ned. We Canadians don’t offend people.
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Chase a Puff-Tailed Rat Moose Into its Tree
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 5
Ned starts
Ned: Where did that pile of lumber come from?
Canadian Flanders: Oh, you’re welcome. I chopped down that old tree in your backyard.
Canadian Flanders: I don’t wanna put you out anymore, so I figured I’d build me a log cabin to stay in the rest of my visit.
Canadian Flanders: Ya know, because I’m Canadian?
Ned: That tree was Maude’s favorite spot to relax in the shade…
Canadian Flanders: Yikes! Just got myself a pretty bad splinter dere.
Canadian Flanders: I’m about to pass out from the pain, but on the bright side, I’ll get to see a real American hospital!
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Handle Lumber Without Work Gloves
Time: 8h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Ned Take Canadian Flanders to the Hospital
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Flanders House
Canadian Flanders: Please, Doc, pull out the splinter. I can’t stand another minute of the pain.
Dr. Hibbert: I’ll get right on it. But first there’s the small matter of how you’ll be paying for the procedure.
Canadian Flanders: Paying for medical care?!
Canadian Flanders: This country’s a disaster! I’m going back home where they’ll pull my splinter for free, eh?
Canadian Flanders: So long, hosers!
Ned: I’m sorry, Doctor Hibbert. Our ways are strange to him.
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, that’s okay. He’ll pass out from blood loss before he reaches the border. *chuckles*
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Left-Mazon Prime Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Ned: Lisa Simpson? I didn’t expect to find you shopping here, at the store that put my Leftorium out of business.
Lisa: I’m sorry, Mister Flanders, I need to find a left-handed pen and notepad so I can teach myself to write with both hands at once, like Leonardo da Vinci.
Ned: *sigh * I remember selling left-handed pens and notepads.
Marge: How were they different from the right-handed variety?
Ned: Well… because they were labeled “left-handed”.
Ned: I suppose right-handed people could have used them, too…
Ned: Dang-didilly-ang it, now that I think about it, I could have doubled my customer base!
Task: Make Ned Lay on the Guilt
Time: 4h
Location: Left-Mazon
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Left-Mazon Prime Pt. 2
Ned starts
Marge: Wait a minute, Ned… What are YOU doing shopping here?
Lisa: You’ve got left-handed fertilizer… Left-handed gasoline…
Marge: *gasp* Ned, I know you’re angry at the Left-Mazon, but blowing it up is not the solution!
Ned: Blowing it up? No, I was just planning on doing some gardening. And I always like to keep some spare gasoline near my generator for the impending Biblical apocalypse.
Marge: *whew!*
Ned: But now that you mention it…
Lisa: Let’s go home, Mister Flanders.
Task: Make Ned Put Back His Left-Handed Bomb-Making Supplies
Time: 8h
Location: Left-Mazon
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
A Clog of Flanders Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: Hey, Flanders.
Ned: Yes?
Homer: Not you, Flanders. *pointing* You, Flanders.
Canadian Flanders: Which one?
Homer: You, Flanders!
Task: Make Homer Confuse All the Flanders
Time: 4h
Location: Crowd of Flanders Family Members
Task: Tap Crowd of Flanders Family Members
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Clog of Flanders Pt. 2
Ned starts
Ned: Who left their drink unattended?
Ted Flanders: Not me.
Ned: Well it wasn't me, so it had to be one of you.
Capri Flanders: Is there a name written on the cup?
Ned: It just says, "Flanders".
Bart in bushes: *laughing*
Task: Make Ned Find Owner of the Drink
Time: 8h
Location: Crowd of Flanders Family Members
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
A Humble Diversion Pt. 1
Ned starts
Ned: Boys, this day trip to Humbleton is just what we need to escape the stress of that family reunion.
Ned: While we’re here, I’m hoping to find the one super-rare Humble figurine missing from my collection.
Ned: It’s called “Prayers Before Checkers”, and it’s so dangerously humble, only fifty were ever made.
Rod: While we look for it, I’m going to be the most calm and behaved.
Todd: No! You promised I could be!
Ned: Now stop fighting, boys, or so help me, I’ll ask you politely again!
Task: Make Ned Look for the Rare Figurine
Time: 8h
Location: Humbleton
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Humble Diversion Pt. 2
Ned starts
Ned: I can’t believe it, this out-of-the-way curio shop has “Prayers Before Checkers”!
Ned: How much will it set me back?
Herman: In money? Nothing at all. But some say, owning that figure will cost you… your soul!
Ned: Hmm. I’m not sure that’s within my budget…
Task: Make Ned Mull Over Trading His Soul for a Humble
Time: 8h
Location: Humbleton
Ned: I’m sorry, but possession by a Humble figurine is more story than I signed on for during this visit.
Ned: Besides, this isn’t a “Treehouse of Horror” episode!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 1
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers! There’s an interloper at my front door!
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: The name is Lord Thistlewick Flanders. I make a point of visiting like-minded plutocrats when I travel, and your manor looks to be the largest in Springfield.
Mr. Burns: I can’t abide visitors. Release the hounds!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what on earth are the hounds doing?!
Smithers: They appear to be nuzzling Lord Thistlewick, sir.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Your hounds are excellent judges of character. They’re unwilling to attack someone of my high breeding.
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Pet Burns’ Hounds
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I say, Monty, while I’m here, I think you and I should co-host a posh fundraising gala for my favorite charity, the Bootstrap Project.
Mr. Burns: But my doctor says even a slight bit of fundraising could kill me. Who does this Bootstrap Project benefit, anyway?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Why, you and I, of course. All profits split evenly between us.
Mr. Burns: Lord Thistlewick, I like the cut of your jib.
Task: Make Burns Host a Posh Charity Event
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Attend Posh Charity Event
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 3
Lord Thistlewick Flanders starts
Mr. Burns: Our fundraiser was a smashing success! What say we take all the money we earned and go shopping?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Shopping for what? Yachts, perhaps? Private jets?
Mr. Burns: Even better: Politicians!
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Bribe Quimby
Time: 1h
Location: Town Hall, Burns Manor or Control Building
Quimby: It’s-ah been an honor doing business with you, Lord Thistlewick.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Well, Monty, what do I do with him now that I’ve bought him?
Mr. Burns: That’s up to you. Maybe draft a tax loophole for him to pass?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I think I’ll just ask him to strut about and cluck like a chicken.
Quimby: Er-ah, Rhode Island Red or Delaware Blue Hen?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 4
Lord Thistlewick Flanders starts
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: There’s nothing a gentleman like myself enjoys so much as hunting for exotic game.
Mr. Burns: I think I’ll bag one of those koalas. A marsupial is the one kind of head I don’t yet have on my wall.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I’m leaning toward that black rhinoceros. They’ll be extinct soon, so the window for hunting one is running out.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Gadzooks! I’ve just spotted an even better quarry: a giant panda! Tally-ho!
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Load His Blunderbuss
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Squeaky Voice Teen: Uhh… I don’t think you guys are allowed to hunt the animals here at the Springfield Zoo.
Mr. Burns: This is an outrage! I demand to speak to your manager!
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I told you, Monty, we should have bought the zoo first. Quite.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 5
Lord Thistlewick Flanders starts
Mr. Burns: So, Lord Thistlewick, what do you think of my nuclear plant?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I’m a coal plant man, myself. I like my workers to get visibly dirty from their labors so I know to look down my nose on them in public.
Mr. Burns: Haven’t you heard of the Industrial Revolution currently underway? Coal has no place in these modern times, you backwards dinosaur!
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Backwards dinosaur?! Sir, you’ve impugned my honor! I demand satisfaction. Pistols at dawn!
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Slap Mr. Burns With a White Glove
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Task: Make Mr. Burns Prepare for the Duel
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Mr. Burns: Smithers, of course it will be you doing the actual dueling.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: And my distant relative Nedward here will stand in for me.
Ned: Now hold on, Lord Thistlewick. I’ve tried to be a good host during your visit, but asking me to die for you seems… well, just a tad unreasonable.
Smithers: I’d also prefer not to die for you, sir.
Mr. Burns: *sigh* It would seem we can still agree on one thing, Lord Thistlewick: They don’t make toadies like they used to.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Quite.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Canadian Flanders starts
Canadian Flanders: This reunion has been great, Ned, but I was hopin’ to get oot and see more of your exotic country, ya know?
Ned: Exotic? You got it all wrong there, Canadian Flanders. America is as normal as creamed corn!
Ned: It’s the rest of the world that’s strange and godless.
Ned: Still, if you’d like me to take you around, I suppose I could gas up the old Flandersmobile.
Canadian Flanders: As we say in the Great White North, let’s take off, eh?
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Plan His Sightseeing Itinerary
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Ned Gas Up His Car
Time: 1h
Location: Flanders House
Canadian Flanders: On second thought, I’d rather just walk around town.
Ned: I don’t blame you. It’s never a good idea to expand your worldview too quickly.
Ned: I’ll give you the not-so-grand tour of Springfield. You just let me know if things get too interesting.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 2
Canadian Flanders starts
Canadian Flanders: Oh geez, who’s that husky fella in the blue uniform?
Ned: That’s a police officer. He enforces our laws.
Canadian Flanders: In Canada we call them Mounties. They patrol the territories on noble steeds and rescue ladies from being tied to train tracks.
Wiggum: Um… Today I rescued a box of day-old crullers from a dumpster…
Canadian Flanders: I assume you stand for everything upright and honorable, just like a Mountie?
Wiggum: Yeah… Standing upright’s not really my thing. I’m not getting paid to exercise, you know.
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Grill Wiggum
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Task: Make Wiggum Feel Inferior to The Mounties
Time: 8h
Location: Krusty Burger
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 3
Canadian Flanders starts
Canadian Flanders: I don’t understand this “baseball”. How are they supposed to get around the field without ice skates on?
Ned: There’s no ice on the field during baseball season, Canadian Flanders.
Canadian Flanders: Oh geez, what a crazy country!
Ned: You have baseball in Canada!
Canadian Flanders: And where’s the poutine guy? I don’t like watching sports unless I’m eating fries covered in gravy.
Ned: They don’t have that here. But if you’re looking for a nibble, I’ve got just the kibble!
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Try Peanuts and Cracker Jack
Time: 8h
Location: Duff Stadium, Springfield Downs or Brown House
Canadian Flanders: This Cracker Jack is even better than poutine! Crisp peanuts and popcorn, caramel coating, and a secret toy surprise.
Ned: I’m gonna have to ask you to zip the old lip, Canadian Flanders. This is getting dangerously close to unapproved product placement…
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 4
Ned starts
Canadian Flanders: That’s strange, I’ve never seen someone walk a tiny, antler-less moose on a leash before.
Ned: That’s a dog. Don’t you have dogs in Canada?
Canadian Flanders: Nope. Just a whole lotta moose.
Canadian Flanders: Hey! That tiny puff-tailed rat moose just stole my Cracker Jack!
Ned: That’s a squirrel…
Ned: These Canadian clichés are getting so over-the-top even I’m a little offended!
Canadian Flanders: That’s impossible, Ned. We Canadians don’t offend people.
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Chase a Puff-Tailed Rat Moose Into its Tree
Time: 4h
Location: Flanders House
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Canadian Flanders, Eh? Pt. 5
Ned starts
Ned: Where did that pile of lumber come from?
Canadian Flanders: Oh, you’re welcome. I chopped down that old tree in your backyard.
Canadian Flanders: I don’t wanna put you out anymore, so I figured I’d build me a log cabin to stay in the rest of my visit.
Canadian Flanders: Ya know, because I’m Canadian?
Ned: That tree was Maude’s favorite spot to relax in the shade…
Canadian Flanders: Yikes! Just got myself a pretty bad splinter dere.
Canadian Flanders: I’m about to pass out from the pain, but on the bright side, I’ll get to see a real American hospital!
Task: Make Canadian Flanders Handle Lumber Without Work Gloves
Time: 8h
Location: Flanders House
Task: Make Ned Take Canadian Flanders to the Hospital
Time: 8h
Location: Springfield General Hospital, Hibbert Family Practice or Flanders House
Canadian Flanders: Please, Doc, pull out the splinter. I can’t stand another minute of the pain.
Dr. Hibbert: I’ll get right on it. But first there’s the small matter of how you’ll be paying for the procedure.
Canadian Flanders: Paying for medical care?!
Canadian Flanders: This country’s a disaster! I’m going back home where they’ll pull my splinter for free, eh?
Canadian Flanders: So long, hosers!
Ned: I’m sorry, Doctor Hibbert. Our ways are strange to him.
Dr. Hibbert: Oh, that’s okay. He’ll pass out from blood loss before he reaches the border. *chuckles*
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Left-Mazon Prime Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Ned: Lisa Simpson? I didn’t expect to find you shopping here, at the store that put my Leftorium out of business.
Lisa: I’m sorry, Mister Flanders, I need to find a left-handed pen and notepad so I can teach myself to write with both hands at once, like Leonardo da Vinci.
Ned: *sigh * I remember selling left-handed pens and notepads.
Marge: How were they different from the right-handed variety?
Ned: Well… because they were labeled “left-handed”.
Ned: I suppose right-handed people could have used them, too…
Ned: Dang-didilly-ang it, now that I think about it, I could have doubled my customer base!
Task: Make Ned Lay on the Guilt
Time: 4h
Location: Left-Mazon
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Left-Mazon Prime Pt. 2
Ned starts
Marge: Wait a minute, Ned… What are YOU doing shopping here?
Lisa: You’ve got left-handed fertilizer… Left-handed gasoline…
Marge: *gasp* Ned, I know you’re angry at the Left-Mazon, but blowing it up is not the solution!
Ned: Blowing it up? No, I was just planning on doing some gardening. And I always like to keep some spare gasoline near my generator for the impending Biblical apocalypse.
Marge: *whew!*
Ned: But now that you mention it…
Lisa: Let’s go home, Mister Flanders.
Task: Make Ned Put Back His Left-Handed Bomb-Making Supplies
Time: 8h
Location: Left-Mazon
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
A Clog of Flanders Pt. 1
Homer starts
Homer: Hey, Flanders.
Ned: Yes?
Homer: Not you, Flanders. *pointing* You, Flanders.
Canadian Flanders: Which one?
Homer: You, Flanders!
Task: Make Homer Confuse All the Flanders
Time: 4h
Location: Crowd of Flanders Family Members
Task: Tap Crowd of Flanders Family Members
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Clog of Flanders Pt. 2
Ned starts
Ned: Who left their drink unattended?
Ted Flanders: Not me.
Ned: Well it wasn't me, so it had to be one of you.
Capri Flanders: Is there a name written on the cup?
Ned: It just says, "Flanders".
Bart in bushes: *laughing*
Task: Make Ned Find Owner of the Drink
Time: 8h
Location: Crowd of Flanders Family Members
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
A Humble Diversion Pt. 1
Ned starts
Ned: Boys, this day trip to Humbleton is just what we need to escape the stress of that family reunion.
Ned: While we’re here, I’m hoping to find the one super-rare Humble figurine missing from my collection.
Ned: It’s called “Prayers Before Checkers”, and it’s so dangerously humble, only fifty were ever made.
Rod: While we look for it, I’m going to be the most calm and behaved.
Todd: No! You promised I could be!
Ned: Now stop fighting, boys, or so help me, I’ll ask you politely again!
Task: Make Ned Look for the Rare Figurine
Time: 8h
Location: Humbleton
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
A Humble Diversion Pt. 2
Ned starts
Ned: I can’t believe it, this out-of-the-way curio shop has “Prayers Before Checkers”!
Ned: How much will it set me back?
Herman: In money? Nothing at all. But some say, owning that figure will cost you… your soul!
Ned: Hmm. I’m not sure that’s within my budget…
Task: Make Ned Mull Over Trading His Soul for a Humble
Time: 8h
Location: Humbleton
Ned: I’m sorry, but possession by a Humble figurine is more story than I signed on for during this visit.
Ned: Besides, this isn’t a “Treehouse of Horror” episode!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 1
Mr. Burns starts
Mr. Burns: Smithers! There’s an interloper at my front door!
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: The name is Lord Thistlewick Flanders. I make a point of visiting like-minded plutocrats when I travel, and your manor looks to be the largest in Springfield.
Mr. Burns: I can’t abide visitors. Release the hounds!
Mr. Burns: Smithers, what on earth are the hounds doing?!
Smithers: They appear to be nuzzling Lord Thistlewick, sir.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Your hounds are excellent judges of character. They’re unwilling to attack someone of my high breeding.
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Pet Burns’ Hounds
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 2
Mr. Burns starts
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I say, Monty, while I’m here, I think you and I should co-host a posh fundraising gala for my favorite charity, the Bootstrap Project.
Mr. Burns: But my doctor says even a slight bit of fundraising could kill me. Who does this Bootstrap Project benefit, anyway?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Why, you and I, of course. All profits split evenly between us.
Mr. Burns: Lord Thistlewick, I like the cut of your jib.
Task: Make Burns Host a Posh Charity Event
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Attend Posh Charity Event
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 3
Lord Thistlewick Flanders starts
Mr. Burns: Our fundraiser was a smashing success! What say we take all the money we earned and go shopping?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Shopping for what? Yachts, perhaps? Private jets?
Mr. Burns: Even better: Politicians!
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Bribe Quimby
Time: 1h
Location: Town Hall, Burns Manor or Control Building
Quimby: It’s-ah been an honor doing business with you, Lord Thistlewick.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Well, Monty, what do I do with him now that I’ve bought him?
Mr. Burns: That’s up to you. Maybe draft a tax loophole for him to pass?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I think I’ll just ask him to strut about and cluck like a chicken.
Quimby: Er-ah, Rhode Island Red or Delaware Blue Hen?
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 4
Lord Thistlewick Flanders starts
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: There’s nothing a gentleman like myself enjoys so much as hunting for exotic game.
Mr. Burns: I think I’ll bag one of those koalas. A marsupial is the one kind of head I don’t yet have on my wall.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I’m leaning toward that black rhinoceros. They’ll be extinct soon, so the window for hunting one is running out.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Gadzooks! I’ve just spotted an even better quarry: a giant panda! Tally-ho!
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Load His Blunderbuss
Time: 4h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Squeaky Voice Teen: Uhh… I don’t think you guys are allowed to hunt the animals here at the Springfield Zoo.
Mr. Burns: This is an outrage! I demand to speak to your manager!
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I told you, Monty, we should have bought the zoo first. Quite.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Lord of the Flanders Pt. 5
Lord Thistlewick Flanders starts
Mr. Burns: So, Lord Thistlewick, what do you think of my nuclear plant?
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: I’m a coal plant man, myself. I like my workers to get visibly dirty from their labors so I know to look down my nose on them in public.
Mr. Burns: Haven’t you heard of the Industrial Revolution currently underway? Coal has no place in these modern times, you backwards dinosaur!
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Backwards dinosaur?! Sir, you’ve impugned my honor! I demand satisfaction. Pistols at dawn!
Task: Make Lord Thistlewick Flanders Slap Mr. Burns With a White Glove
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Task: Make Mr. Burns Prepare for the Duel
Time: 8h
Location: Burns Manor or Control Building
Mr. Burns: Smithers, of course it will be you doing the actual dueling.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: And my distant relative Nedward here will stand in for me.
Ned: Now hold on, Lord Thistlewick. I’ve tried to be a good host during your visit, but asking me to die for you seems… well, just a tad unreasonable.
Smithers: I’d also prefer not to die for you, sir.
Mr. Burns: *sigh* It would seem we can still agree on one thing, Lord Thistlewick: They don’t make toadies like they used to.
Lord Thistlewick Flanders: Quite.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
