Homer the Heretic: Premium Walkthrough
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Feel the Powah Pt. 1
Brother Faith starts
Brother Faith: I'm baaaaaaack!
Brother Faith: That reference is so old I actually have no idea where it comes from.
Bart: Sorry, Brother Faith, but I don't think it'll be so easy this time to trick Springfielders with your “miracles”. They're a lot more skeptical these days.
Brother Faith: Skeptical? Why's that?
Gil: Heyyyyy, everybody! I've got a ONCE IN A LIFETIME deal for you today!!! This amazing premium pencil will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! I swear! But it's only available for a limited time at the AMAZING BARGAIN PRICE of 20,000 donuts!!!!
Brother Faith: Yikes. If I wanna convince the locals, looks like I better pull out the big guns!
Task: Make Brother Faith Ride on a Cloud
Time: 24h
Task: Make Springfielders Reject Gil's "Special Offers"
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Otto: Cool, that dude's riding on a cloud!
God: Whoa! How does he do that?
Feel the Powah Pt. 2
Brother Faith starts
Brother Faith: Bart, I get that as a post-Millennial, you're even more skeptical than Descartes' Second Meditation.
Brother Faith: But I've figured out the perfect way to bring the message of the Lord to the younger generation!
Bart: Unfunny MyTube videos giving make-up tips?
Brother Faith: Even better: Holy Karaoke!
Bart: Sorry, but karaoke was already played out when Corden stole it from Fallon. Or when Fallon stole it from Corden. Or when they both stole it from whomever stole it before them.
Brother Faith: Fine, regular karaoke might be a little uncool... but not SNAPTALK HASTYGRAMMED KARAOKE POSTED ON MYTUBE!
Task: Make Brother Faith Post His Snaptalk Hastygrammed Karaoke
Time: 4h
Location: Brother Faith Van
Brother Faith: So Bart, do you feel the power now?
Bart: Yep: the power of modern technology to make below-amateur-quality “entertainment” available to millions worldwide.
Feel the Powah Pt. 3
Brother Faith starts
Brother Faith: You were right, it's a tough crowd here.
Bart: Told you.
Brother Faith: But I've come up with a miracle that's guaranteed to convince everyone.
Bart: Really? What?
Brother Faith: Well… not really a miracle. A visual spectacle the likes of which idiots… er, upstanding citizens cannot resist.
Task: Make Brother Faith Preach with Song and Dance
Time: 8h
Note: If the task doesn't appear, complete Homer the Heretic Pt. 3 first.
Brother Faith: So now that you've seen a real miracle, are you gonna come to my miracle show at the new First Church of Springfield?
Bart: Oh what? Sorry, some clown bored me to death with a lame song about faith.
Bart: You've lost your touch, Faith Man. There's no way even the biggest sucker in this town is being fooled by you again.
Feel the Powah Pt. 4
Brother Faith starts
Brother Faith: Can I get an AMEN?
Barney: Can I get another whiskey on the rocks?
Brother Faith: My friend, that won't heal you.
Barney: You're right. Can I get TWO whiskeys on the rocks?
Carl: Amen to that!
Task: Make Springfielders Get Healed at Moe's
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Feel the Powah Pt. 5
Brother Faith starts
Lisa: Mom, Brother Faith is at the door. He wants to know if we'd like a “free healing session.”
Marge: Tell him we're not interested. We'll leave our health in the hands of science, thank you very much.
Marge: Now take your daily dose of St. John's Wort!
Task: Make Marge Give “Health” Supplements with No Proven Effectiveness
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Flush Supplements Down the Toilet
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Rabbi Krustofsky Intro
Auto starts on January 9th
Rabbi Krustofsky: Hey God, little favor to ask you: can I go down and help get my son Krusty back on the path to righteousness?
God: Not up to me. It's up to Sky Finger.
Rabbi Krustofsky: THAT'S not up to you? Then what do you do, exactly?
God: Help professional sports teams win games so they can thank me in the post-game interviews!
System Message: Rabbi Krustofsky and his synagogue are now available in the store!
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 1
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Rabbi Krustofsky: Hello, Krusty.
Krusty: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rabbi Krustofsky: No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from Heaven.
Krusty: Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi.
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Requires: Krusty
Rabbi Krustofsky: So, do you want to know what death feels like?
Krusty: I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo.
You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 2
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Rabbi Krustofsky: So what do you usually order at this restaurant?
Krusty: The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here?
French Waiter: Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher!
French Waiter: One large bowl of dirt, rapidement!
Task: Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 3
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Krusty: Thank God it's Friday!
Rabbi Krustofsky: I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?
Krusty: Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger...
Krusty: And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Task: Make Krusty Get Bottle Service
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 4
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Rabbi Krustofsky: There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?
Krusty: Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.
Rabbi Krustofsky: How wonderful! Let me see which ones.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Playboy from December 1984?
Krusty: Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue!
Task: Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Rabbi Krustofsky: SURPRISE!!!!!!
Krusty: A surprise party? But it's not my birthday.
Rabbi Krustofsky: This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah!
Krusty: But I already had a Bar Mitzvah.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends.
Abraham Lincoln: A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky!
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Quest Reward: Chess Table
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Play Chess
Auto starts
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Play Chess
Time: 24h
Location: Chess Table
Feel the Powah Pt. 1
Brother Faith starts
Brother Faith: I'm baaaaaaack!
Brother Faith: That reference is so old I actually have no idea where it comes from.
Bart: Sorry, Brother Faith, but I don't think it'll be so easy this time to trick Springfielders with your “miracles”. They're a lot more skeptical these days.
Brother Faith: Skeptical? Why's that?
Gil: Heyyyyy, everybody! I've got a ONCE IN A LIFETIME deal for you today!!! This amazing premium pencil will CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! I swear! But it's only available for a limited time at the AMAZING BARGAIN PRICE of 20,000 donuts!!!!
Brother Faith: Yikes. If I wanna convince the locals, looks like I better pull out the big guns!
Task: Make Brother Faith Ride on a Cloud
Time: 24h
Task: Make Springfielders Reject Gil's "Special Offers"
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield
Otto: Cool, that dude's riding on a cloud!
God: Whoa! How does he do that?
Feel the Powah Pt. 2
Brother Faith starts
Brother Faith: Bart, I get that as a post-Millennial, you're even more skeptical than Descartes' Second Meditation.
Brother Faith: But I've figured out the perfect way to bring the message of the Lord to the younger generation!
Bart: Unfunny MyTube videos giving make-up tips?
Brother Faith: Even better: Holy Karaoke!
Bart: Sorry, but karaoke was already played out when Corden stole it from Fallon. Or when Fallon stole it from Corden. Or when they both stole it from whomever stole it before them.
Brother Faith: Fine, regular karaoke might be a little uncool... but not SNAPTALK HASTYGRAMMED KARAOKE POSTED ON MYTUBE!
Task: Make Brother Faith Post His Snaptalk Hastygrammed Karaoke
Time: 4h
Location: Brother Faith Van
Brother Faith: So Bart, do you feel the power now?
Bart: Yep: the power of modern technology to make below-amateur-quality “entertainment” available to millions worldwide.
Feel the Powah Pt. 3
Brother Faith starts
Brother Faith: You were right, it's a tough crowd here.
Bart: Told you.
Brother Faith: But I've come up with a miracle that's guaranteed to convince everyone.
Bart: Really? What?
Brother Faith: Well… not really a miracle. A visual spectacle the likes of which idiots… er, upstanding citizens cannot resist.
Task: Make Brother Faith Preach with Song and Dance
Time: 8h
Note: If the task doesn't appear, complete Homer the Heretic Pt. 3 first.
Brother Faith: So now that you've seen a real miracle, are you gonna come to my miracle show at the new First Church of Springfield?
Bart: Oh what? Sorry, some clown bored me to death with a lame song about faith.
Bart: You've lost your touch, Faith Man. There's no way even the biggest sucker in this town is being fooled by you again.
Feel the Powah Pt. 4
Brother Faith starts
Brother Faith: Can I get an AMEN?
Barney: Can I get another whiskey on the rocks?
Brother Faith: My friend, that won't heal you.
Barney: You're right. Can I get TWO whiskeys on the rocks?
Carl: Amen to that!
Task: Make Springfielders Get Healed at Moe's
Time: 4h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Feel the Powah Pt. 5
Brother Faith starts
Lisa: Mom, Brother Faith is at the door. He wants to know if we'd like a “free healing session.”
Marge: Tell him we're not interested. We'll leave our health in the hands of science, thank you very much.
Marge: Now take your daily dose of St. John's Wort!
Task: Make Marge Give “Health” Supplements with No Proven Effectiveness
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Flush Supplements Down the Toilet
Time: 4h
Location: Simpson House
Rabbi Krustofsky Intro
Auto starts on January 9th
Rabbi Krustofsky: Hey God, little favor to ask you: can I go down and help get my son Krusty back on the path to righteousness?
God: Not up to me. It's up to Sky Finger.
Rabbi Krustofsky: THAT'S not up to you? Then what do you do, exactly?
God: Help professional sports teams win games so they can thank me in the post-game interviews!
System Message: Rabbi Krustofsky and his synagogue are now available in the store!
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You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 1
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Rabbi Krustofsky: Hello, Krusty.
Krusty: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Rabbi Krustofsky: No need to worry -- it's me, your father, visiting from Heaven.
Krusty: Phew. I thought it was me from the future and I'd become a rabbi.
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Attempt a Ghostly Hug and Pass Right Through
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Requires: Krusty
Rabbi Krustofsky: So, do you want to know what death feels like?
Krusty: I know what it's like to die -- I performed in blackface once at the Apollo.
You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 2
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Rabbi Krustofsky: So what do you usually order at this restaurant?
Krusty: The roasted pork, pork and beans, and the pork soup. All served in a plate made from a melted-down menorah.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Oy vey. Don't they have anything kosher here?
French Waiter: Pardon, we do not. But we do have something that tastes like kosher!
French Waiter: One large bowl of dirt, rapidement!
Task: Make Hyman Grudgingly Admit that Kosher Food Tastes like Dirt
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 3
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Krusty: Thank God it's Friday!
Rabbi Krustofsky: I will when I go back. I assume you'll be resting on the Sabbath?
Krusty: Of course! I'll lie on the couch to rest my body, and then I'll put on college football to rest my mind, and then I'll eat pizza to rest my hunger...
Krusty: And then in the evening I'll go to the bar to rest my thirst, and then I'll go clubbing to rest the part of me that doesn't go clubbing.
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Go to Shabbat Services
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Task: Make Krusty Get Bottle Service
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 4
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Rabbi Krustofsky: There's a symposium on Israel at the Temple today. Want to check it out with me?
Krusty: Uh...sorry, I can't. I'm busy studying the classic texts.
Rabbi Krustofsky: How wonderful! Let me see which ones.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Playboy from December 1984?
Krusty: Yep, a true classic: the Suzanne Somers issue!
Task: Make Krusty Hold the Centerfold Like a Torah
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Actually Read a Torah
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
You Say Rabbi, I Say Hello Pt. 5
Rabbi Krustofsky starts
Rabbi Krustofsky: SURPRISE!!!!!!
Krusty: A surprise party? But it's not my birthday.
Rabbi Krustofsky: This isn't a birthday party. It's your $150,000 Bar Mitzvah!
Krusty: But I already had a Bar Mitzvah.
Rabbi Krustofsky: Doesn't matter. Like all Bar Mitzvahs, this is just an excuse for parents to impress their influential friends.
Abraham Lincoln: A cotton candy machine AND a make your own sundae bar? You da man, Krustofsky!
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Say the Blessing Over the Chocolate Fountain
Time: 4h
Location: Temple Beth Springfield
Quest Reward: Chess Table
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Play Chess
Auto starts
Task: Make Rabbi Krustofsky Play Chess
Time: 24h
Location: Chess Table
