I spent donuts on the fireworks and everyone got them free anyway.

A friend of mine was once gifted a horse. He was very happy with the generous gift. At first. A few minutes after receiving the gift, he suddenly got irate. He had decided that he didn't like the horses teeth. He complained bitterly about this. Finally, after stamping his feet about this for five minutes, he went up to the horse to have a better look at the horrible teeth. As he examined the teeth up close, the horse promptly bit his nose off.

Complications arose while waiting for the ambulance to arrive. As he lay on the floor inside the horses stall screaming in agony, the horse somehow managed to, ummmm, make number 2, on his face! He suffocated and died from being smothered by horse number twozie!

Tragic. Tragic tale, I'm sure you will agree. I learnt a valuable lesson that day. Since then, I always make myself available when a friend gets a present, you never know, you may get a free horse out of the deal. I inherited Mr. Ed as a result of my friend's tragic death. He'a great horse, I took him to the horse dentist and his teeth look fantastic now. For some reason, he has never bit me.

Edit: typo fix