10 years ago
Level 54 ***WALKTHROUGH***
A Woman's Work Pt. 1
Lisa starts
Lisa: Mom, you look sad. Maybe you need some friends.
Marge: No, I'm just worried I haven't totally cleaned the house.
Marge: Now I remember: I forgot to vacuum the kitchen sponges.
Lisa: Have you ever considered that you might be displacing your loneliness through chores?
Marge: But I love chores! I wish someone would ask me to vacuum more sponges right now.
Task: Make Marge Vacuum Kitchen Sponges
Lisa: No, don't make her vacuum any more sponges. Take that down.
Lisa: We need some place that will attract you a sophisticated woman friend. Maybe an art gallery or a feminist bookstore.
Task: Build Shotkickers
Lisa: *sigh* No one ever listens to my input.
A Woman's Work Pt. 2
Marge starts
Marge: Ruth, it's so good to see you again!
Ruth Powers: Thanks, Marge. It's nice to be back.
Marge: What have you been up to?
Ruth Powers: I spent some time in prison, recovered from a serious battle with alcoholism and became a championship bodybuilder.
Ruth Powers: What about you?
Marge: Well, let's see... I got a new iron, and... Did I mention my new iron?
Ruth Powers: Guess it's been a real crazy time for both of us.
Marge: Would you like to try the iron?
Ruth Powers: Thanks, but what I'd really love right now is a job.
Marge: Maybe you could work at the nuclear plant. As long as you don't mind that it's a bit of a boys club.
Ruth Powers: I survived two separate prison riots. I'll manage.
Task: Make Ruth Apply for Work
Time: 4h
Location: Control Building
A Woman's Work Pt. 3
Homer starts
Homer: Now that Ruth is working at the plant, we're all going to have to act differently.
Lenny: Here she comes. Make her feel welcome.
Ruth Powers: Hey guys.
Carl: Hey Ruth. We were just talking about how we like fashion, babies, small plate restaurants and Grey's Anatomy.
Lenny: I love anything Shonda Rhimes does.
Ruth Powers: I don't really like any of those things, but what I do like is beer. You guys want to join me?
Homer: Okay, so maybe not that different.
Task: Make Ruth Have a Few Drinks
Task: Make Homer Drink at Moe's
Task: Make Lenny Drink at Moe's
Task: Make Carl Drink at Moe's
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Homer: Wow, Ruth. Being with you is like being with one of the guys.
Carl: If you're just like us, maybe all our notions of gender difference are just arbitrary social constructions.
Homer: Yeah, what he said. And you smell better than Lenny.
Ruth Powers: Got my first paycheck today, so the bar tab's on me!
Lenny: How come your paycheck is lower than ours? We all worked the same hours this week, right?
Carl: It says female discount multiplier: 70%.
Ruth Powers: Wow. That's not subtle.
A Woman's Work Pt. 4
Ruth Powers starts
Ruth Powers: Mister Burns? I'm here to talk about my paycheck.
Ruth Powers: We're all doing the same work, but the guys all get paid more than me!
Mr. Burns: I see. That's quite a quandary. By the way, do you happen to see an opening for a trap door anywhere around here?
Ruth Powers: No. Why?
Mr. Burns: No reason. Now could you be a sweetheart and dig a ten-foot pit, disguise it with some banana leaves and then jump in?
Ruth Powers: Why would I do that?
Mr. Burns: You question my orders?! It's that kind of attitude that gets you paid less than a man. Now get back to work or you're fired!
Task: Make Ruth Work a Plant Shift
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
A Woman's Work Pt. 5
Carl starts
Carl: I can't believe old Burns won't pay you the same as us.
Ruth Powers: Tell me about it.
Lenny: We should protest. Let's stage a work slowdown until Burns sets things right!
Homer: I don't think I can work any slower. I pretty much do nothing as it is.
Homer: So instead, I will set up an Ice Cream Sundae Bar for Gender Equality Awareness.
Carl: I don't see how that helps our cause.
Homer: A sundae bar it is!
Homer: P.S. Youre all chipping in ten bucks.
Task: Make Lenny Work at Half Speed
Task: Make Carl Work at Half Speed
Task: Make Ruth Work at Half Speed
Task: Make Homer set up an Ice Cream Sundae Bar for Gender Equality Awareness
Time: 16h
Location: Control Building
A Woman's Work Pt. 6
Smithers starts
Smithers: Mister Burns, there's an issue with gender pay inequality. To protest, there has been a work slowdown.
Smithers: And an Ice Cream Sundae Bar for Gender Equality Awareness.
Mr. Burns: Does the sundae bar have sprinkles?
Smithers: Chocolate and rainbow, sir.
Mr. Burns: They are really playing hardball.
Smithers: If I can speak frankly, I think gender equality could be a step toward the equality of all people...
Smithers: Including those of different sexual orientations, and this world would be a better place to live in.
Mr. Burns: Do they have real hot fudge?
Smithers: Yes.
Mr. Burns: Then I am defeated. Let them have equal pay for women. Start the paperwork.
Task: Make Smithers Do Paperwork
Time: 8h
Location: Control Building
A Woman's Work Pt. 7
Smithers starts
Smithers: Congratulations, Ms. Powers, you're now getting the same standard pay rate as your male co-workers.
Ruth Powers: This is great! Thanks for having my back, guys.
Lenny: Any time, Ruth. We're all about social change.
Homer: Uhmm guys... they just lowered our pay to match Ruth.
Carl: What?! We need to protest!
Lenny: We already did that. I'm kind of protested out.
Homer: There's only one thing to do when your paychecks have been drastically cut.
Task: Make Lenny Drink at Moe's
Task: Make Carl Drink at Moe's
Task: Make Ruth Have a Few Drinks
Task: Make Homer move his "Sundae Bar for Gender Equality Awareness" to Moe's then drink
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
To Catch a Cougar Pt. 1
Requires A Woman's Work Pt. 3 to be completed
Dolph starts
Dolph: Hey, Jimbo, Laura Powers is back in town. Better get your kissing lips ready!
Jimbo: Whatever. I don't got time for teenage girls now that I got a job as a gas station attendant.
Dolph: Is that a good place to pick up older women?
Jimbo: They need gas. You have gas. When you give it to them, they feel safe and protected.
Dolph: Wow, you have the sexiest job in the world.
Jimbo: And I get all the free beef jerky I can steal.
Dolph: Whoa, it's like I'm friends with James Bond.
Task: Build Seething Sisters
System Message: Get Jimbo and see if he's got what it takes to impress an older woman!
To Catch a Cougar Pt. 2
Jimbo starts
Jimbo: So what's a woman like you doing at a gas station like this?
Ruth Powers: I need gas.
Jimbo: We all need something, sweetheart.
Ruth Powers: I'm not afraid to pepper spray you.
Jimbo: Bye ma'am.
Task: Make Ruth Wield Pepper Spray
Task: Make Jimbo Run and Hide
Time: 12h
Location: Seething Sisters
To Catch a Cougar Pt. 3
Jimbo starts
Dolph: Quit hogging all the gas station hotties. Remember what we learned in school about sharing?
Jimbo: No. Besides, you're not ready for these mature ladies.
Dolph: Come on. Can't I even have your rejects?
Nelson: Yeah, and I'll take Dolph's rejects! Like the one's with weird butts.
Dolph: What the hell's a weird butt?
Jimbo: Uh, yeah... I haven't picked up any rejects yet.
Nelson: Haw haw, you haven't picked up any women.
Jimbo: Shut up, you guys.
Ruth Powers: Hey guys. Did Jimbo here tell you he tuned my engine like nobody else?
Dolph: Wha-? No way!
Jimbo: Thanks for covering for me, Ruth.
Ruth Powers: No problem. You can make it up to me by tuning the engine on my car for real.
Task: Place Mr. Powers Car
Task: Make Jimbo Tune Up Ruth's Car
Time: 8h
Location: Mr. Powers Car
Black Box Black Out
Lenny starts
Lenny: Hey, you guys wanna check out that new bar out by the airport?
Moe: What do ya think you're doing, ya traitor!?
Carl: Aw, come on, Moe. I hear they got couches and satellite TV at that place.
Wiggum: And they offer free mixed nuts, not just empty peanut bowls!
Moe: Awright, fine. But if you're all livin' like high-rollers for the night, you're bringin' me with ya!
Task: Make Lenny Drink at the Black Box
Task: Make Carl Drink at the Black Box
Task: Make Wiggum Drink at the Black Box
Task: Make Moe Drink at the Black Box
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Drink at the Black Box
Time: 2h
Location: Little Black Box