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Pin Pals: Freemium Walkthrough

Pinsetter Pt. 1

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Mr. Burns: Smithers! What is this check made out to the Federal government?
Smithers: That's your tax payment, sir.
Mr. Burns: You know my policy on giving money to family members, and that includes Uncle Sam.
Smithers: I'm sure it's a mistake. I'll look into whether killing the accountant who prepared them gives you another deduction.

Task: Make Burns Scheme a New Tax Evasion Strategy
Time: 6s
Location: Control Building

Pinsetter Pt. 2

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Mr. Burns: Tax havens in New Havens. Shell companies that sell sea shells. I've done them all already!
Smithers: What about starting a charity?
Mr. Burns: A charity?! If I wanted my money to help the poor I'd just pay my taxes!
Smithers: But sir, if you own the charity, you'll be giving the money tax-free back to yourself. You just need a group or team to do the fundraising.
Mr. Burns: A team, eh? How about we get the Pin Pals back together. They can bowl for my benefit!

Task: Make Burns Recruit the Old Pin Pals
Time: 6s
Location: Control Building
Task: Make Homer Happily Join Up
Time: 6s
Location: SimpsonHome
Task: Make Moe Skeptically Agree to Join
Time: 6s
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Apu Dig Out His Old Pin Pals Shirt
Time: 6s
Location: Kwik-E-Mart

Homer: Woohoo! I get to bowl and my boss is footing the bill! It's like everyday from 3 pm on!
Moe: I don't mind him paying, so long as he ain't playing...
Moe: It's wordplay like that that keeps me submitting to The New Yorker.

Quest reward: Pin Pal Apu
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Pin Pals Pt. 1

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Homer: Mr. Burns, we thought we'd celebrate the team getting back together with new jerseys.
Homer: Because some of us seem to have, er, outgrown our old ones.
Moe: And others of us have discovered that our sweat is acid that melts cotton.
Mr. Burns: Gentlemen, we're bowling for charity. We don't have the money for extravagances like jerseys or working fire extinguishers.

Task: Make Burns Avoid Expenditures
Time: 3h
Location: Control Building
Task: Collect Bowling Shoes
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Smithers: Sir, you have to invest in your charity a bit if you want to claim a deduction.
Mr. Burns: I suppose I could buy them a little something. Like matching tattoos of my face. Or a vacation to Tuscany for one.
Smithers: How about a state-of-the-art facility? That's how colleges avoid paying their athletes.

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Quest reward: Pin Pals Bowling Alley

Jacques Surfacing

After building Pin Pals Bowling Alley

Jacques: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Jacques: The smell of floor polish, the clatter of pins, the creep of athlete's foot. Bowling!
Jacques: And a new bowling alley calls for a new Jacques: Jacques Deux Point O.

Pin Pals Pt. 2

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Pin Pal Burns: Welcome, Pin Pals, to your very own bowling alley!
Pin Pal Moe: Oh man, I knew it. Burns is trying to buy his way back onto the team.
Pin Pal Burns: Let me assure you: I do NOT want to play with you. I can hardly stand to look at you.
Pin Pal Homer: Your reverse psychology won't work on us. Unless that's not what you want. In which case it will.

Task: Make Burns Avoid Bowling
Time: 3h
Location: Pin Pals Bowling Alley
Task: Collect Bowling Shoes

Pin Pal Moe: Burns clearly wants back on the team. And I can't stand to watch a man beg. That's why I don't bring dates to restaurants with mirrors in them. Sorry, Otto. You're off the team.
Otto: Whoa, I was on the team?
Pin Pal Burns: I told you – I don't want to join! This is Woodrow and his League of Nations all over again.

Quest reward: Bowling Lane
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Pin Pals Pt. 3

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Pin Pal Homer: Kirk, what are you doing here?
Kirk: Mr. Burns said he'd pay me twenty bucks to play with you guys. Looks like Kirk won't have to sell any molars today!
Pin Pal Moe: I see Burns is playing hard to get. Looks like Moe is going to have to take care of this just like he took care of the Iranian Embassy hostages.
Pin Pal Homer: What was that?
Pin Pal Moe: Argo was a lie! I mean, nothing.

Task: Make Moe Orchestrate an Accident for Kirk
Time: 3h
Location: Pin Pals Bowling Alley
Task: Collect Bowling Shoes

Kirk: Yeow! Moe, you broke my fingers! All those prepaid mandolin lessons at the Y down the drain!
Pin Pal Moe: Sorry, Kirk. I can be a real klutz. Guess you can't bowl no more.
Kirk: I can't afford to see a doctor either. But maybe I can convince the vet that I'm an exotic pet.

Quest reward: Claw Machine
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Pin Pals Pt. 4

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Pin Pal Moe: Looks like that ringer won't be wearing no rings for awhile. Man, why does The New Yorker keep rejecting this brilliance?
Pin Pal Apu: Now we really need Mr. Burns to finish the tournament.
Pin Pal Burns: How many times do I have to tell you fools – I don't want to bowl with you!
Pin Pal Burns: This charity was just an excuse for me to hoard money. Like those timeshares I sold in a state that doesn't exist.
Pin Pal Homer: What? But I've booked plane tickets to Oklaronsas!
Pin Pal Burns: Now you've left me no choice. Bowl for the team. Or burn down this building and collect the insurance.
Pin Pal Homer: Isn't that a choice?

Task: Make Burns Practice His Gutter Balls
Time: 3h
Location: Pin Pals Bowling Alley
Task: Make Moe Watch and Regret What He's Done
Time: 3h
Location: Pin Pals Bowling Alley
Task: Collect Bowling Shoes
Quest reward: Pin Pal Homer
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Pin Pals Pt. 5

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Pin Pal Homer: This is it – the deciding match! What a journey it's been. An immediate, unseen journey.
Pin Pal Apu: We just need one more strike, and then the trophy's ours.
Pin Pal Moe: But Burns is up next. He hasn't hit a single thing this entire tournament. Unless you count the valet he ran over in the parking lot.
Pin Pal Burns: Time to show these boys what I'm made of -- sinew, steel plates, and bigotry.

Task: Make Burns Throw for the Gutter
Time: 3h
Location: Pin Pals Bowling Alley
Task: Collect Bowling Shoes

Pin Pal Homer: He dropped the ball! Like I do when Marge asks me for a favor.
Pin Pal Moe: Hey, wordplay's my shtick this update!
Pin Pal Apu: It's going very slowly, but... but...
Pin Pal Moe: It's a strike! I can't believe it!
Pin Pal Burns: Wow! This is the first strike I've ever seen that didn't end with Pinkertons clubbing my employees.
Pin Pal Burns: Seeing as how I won the match I think it's only fair that I keep the reward.
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Quest reward: 200 money 20 XP

Trophy Tax

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Mr. Burns: This will look excellent with my other awards – my 1980 gold medal for hockey, my 1994 Nobel prize in economics, and of course my piece of the Aggro Crag.
Smithers: All rightfully earned sir.
Mr. Burns: Now for the real winner of this affair, my pocketbook!

Task: Make Burns Verify the Results of His Tax Scheme
Time: 6s
Location: Control Building

Mr. Burns: I still owe taxes? How is that even possible?
Smithers: It turns out the trophy has a small monetary value. You owe the IRS two dollars.
Mr. Burns: Bah! Billionaires don't pay taxes. Who does the IRS think I am? A billionaire's secretary?
Mr. Burns: Get rid of this accursed trophy! Give it back to the team and write it off as a charitable deduction!

Quest reward: Bowling Trophy
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Rutterball Pt. 1

Homer starts

Pin Pal Homer: Alright guys, are you ready to bowl?
Lenny: I was born ready! And also with eleven toes.
Carl: All that extra traction – it's an unfair advantage!

Task: Make Pin Pal Homer Bowl With Style
Time: 8h
Location: Bowling Lane

Pin Pal Homer: And Homer wins again!
Carl: Nice job. I'm just glad you finally found something you're good at.
Pin Pal Homer: What do you mean? I'm good at all kinds of stuff. Eating, drinking, sleeping.
Lenny: I think you're just naming the processes that keep you alive.

Rutterball Pt. 2

Homer starts

Pin Pal Homer: Marge, do I have any skills, or is bowling really the only thing I'm good at?
Marge: You're good at lots of things! You've been an astronaut, a farmer, a clown, a boxer, a mayor, a beer baron, a missionary, and a conceptual artist.
Pin Pal Homer: I mean a real thing. Like juggling or karaoke or always having the perfect comeback.
Bart: Sorry Dad, you stink at everything.
Pin Pal Homer: Oh yeah, well, I know you are but what was me? WHAT WAS ME??

Task: Make Pin Pal Homer Seek Solace in Alcohol
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern
Task: Make Moe Serve Up Some Consolation
Time: 8h
Location: Moe's Tavern

Moe: You're looking down today, Homer.
Pin Pal Homer: I just get the feeling lately like I can't do anything for anyone.
Moe: Sorry, I meant literally. Could you check the floor for loose peanuts? I gotta refill the jar.
Moe: And lemme know if you plan to drink yourself to death, cause you gotta pay in advance for that.

Rutterball Pt. 3

Homer starts

Pin Pal Homer: Booze didn't cheer me up. Maybe an impulse buy will?
Gil: That's as American a line of reasoning as I've ever heard. And have I got a deal for you.
Gil: It's a handy multi-tool - it can do just about anything! Satisfaction guaranteed!
Pin Pal Homer: Great, even the crap Gil's selling is more useful than me. Now I'm more dissatisfied than ever.
Gil: Everyone is when they shop with Gil!

Task: Make Pin Pal Homer Sink Further Into Despair
Time: 24h
Location: Krusty Burger

Pin Pal Homer: Guess I'll just have to get used to being a one-trick pony.
Gil: Better than being a no-trick pony, like the one I rented for my daughter's birthday party.
Gil: Two months salary to watch it eat my lawn. That's not how you win her back, Gil!

Rutterball Pt. 4

Homer starts

Pin Pal Homer: Maybe that pathetic loser Gil is onto something.
Gil: You could at least wait for me to walk away.
Pin Pal Homer: Sure, I may only be good at one thing. But if I can find someone impressionable enough to be impressed, it can mean a lot.
Maggie: *suck* *suck*

Task: Make Pin Pal Homer Take Maggie Bowling
Time: 12h
Location: Pin Pals Bowling Alley or Bowlarama
Requires: Maggie

Quest reward: 200 money 20 XP

The Perfect Game: Homer

After unlocking Pin Pal Homer

Task: Make Pin Pal Homer Go Bowling
Time: 20h
Location: Pin Pals Bowling Alley, Bowlarama or Brown House

System Message: Woohoo! Homer just bowled a 300, which is coincidentally his weight too! Here's a reward to celebrate his great achievement!

Quest reward: Perfect Game Balloon
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The Perfect Game: Apu

After unlocking Pin Pal Apu

Task: Make Pin Pal Apu Go Bowling
Time: 20h
Location: Pin Pals Bowling Alley, Bowlarama or Brown House

System Message: Apu just ignored his eight children and bowled a perfect game! Here's something to celebrate his achievement in parenting.

Quest reward: Perfect Game Balloon
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Claw Machine

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Otto: Whoa the Claw Machine is back! I call next! And next next! And next next next!
Otto: One of the prizes is my bus driver's license with my name on it. And my picture? How'd that get in there? And how do I get it out?

Task: Place the Claw Machine
Task: Play the Claw Machine
Possible rewards: nothing, Ice Sculpture, Rabbit Hedge, Gas Pump, Phone Booth, Gazebo, Wood Chipper, Gargoyle or Sir Love-A-Lot

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