A_Bad_Exampl3 wrote:Fed Ex finally delivered the latest Tim Dorsey book.And since I do plan on getting a couple hours sleep, something has to give. :? Read a page of the book and then a page of the forum and then a page of the book and then write a comment on the forum and then read a page of the book and so forth and so on...If these women can multi-task so can we. Neo, my personal hero, doesn't let a thing such as a job and kids get in his way so why should you let a book? We need more commitment...

No, Christmas Donut, you must not. Melly doesn't sleep. Neo doesn't sleep. I think H1 actually posts and sleeps at the same time. (Kidding, kidding) Really, stay up with us. All the cool kids are doing it. You know you want to. C'mon. Just stay up for a little bit. It's no big deal. The first one is free.

H1_ROADBLOK wrote:peruhomer wrote:If these women can multi-task so can we.http://i.imgur.com/tgtSsx6l.pngWe still gotcha beat, man--I can concentrate on b00bs and what I'm typing at the same time!Edit: Stupid asterisks.

lak000987 wrote:I think H1 actually posts and sleeps at the same time.Like a dolphin. *Parts of their brains take turns going into sleep-mode, so it's partaaaay all the time!* They're probably more into Tap Fish though.

Yup, lol, *gestures to Google*, be my guest.

I am very deeply saddened by the fact that we all got your presence whisked away by this "Mr Dorsey" fella, but this forum must go on without you.Good night... Sweet prince.

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lak000987
12 years ago
peruhomer wrote:

You lesbians and your exclusion of men. I find it all somewhat sexist...

Why do I hear Peter O'Toole's voice when I read your posts lately? Have you hired him to do voiceovers for you? :)
lak000987
12 years ago
peruhomer wrote:
lak000987 wrote:
peruhomer wrote:

You lesbians and your exclusion of men. I find it all somewhat sexist...

Why do I hear Peter O'Toole's voice when I read your posts lately? Have you hired him to do voiceovers for you? :)

What I sound like I'm a p!ssed Irish man?

In my head, you sound like Lawrence of Arabia ever since you came back from your trip to the backside if nowhere.
spiffshine
12 years ago
lak000987 wrote:
And Peru, for the record, I can check out my own b00bs, check out someone else's b00bs without her noticing, think about my wife's b00bs, wonder what Sara Ramirez's b00bs are doing, and still manage to type about something totally unrelated to b00bs at all. So stick that in your pipe and smoke it!

Yeah... what are Sara Ramirez's b00bs doing?
spiffshine
12 years ago
peruhomer wrote:
NeoSEC28 wrote:
peruhomer wrote:

I would like that. In fact, I am sure that we would all like that...

Then tonight i will do this for you ;) even if you are taking the micky i will still do it lol :lol:

No, I'm very serious. Start it in a new thread and then tomorrow night, I will read a story to you, Postman Bear. It's a great story but you'll just have to imagine the pop-ups.

There'll be complaints for sure. But what kind of * complains about childrens' bedtime stories.

Spiff if you are reading this, you are pencilled in to provide a story on Thursday.

I'm on it. ;) I have just the story!
NeoSEC28
12 years ago
spiffshine wrote:
peruhomer wrote:

No, I'm very serious. Start it in a new thread and then tomorrow night, I will read a story to you, Postman Bear. It's a great story but you'll just have to imagine the pop-ups.

There'll be complaints for sure. But what kind of * complains about childrens' bedtime stories.

Spiff if you are reading this, you are pencilled in to provide a story on Thursday.

I'm on it. ;) I have just the story!

Shall i start a new thread or shall i put it on my "Goodnight Thread" which is already running? :)

EDIT: I could kill two birds with one stone, using the iPad i could type the story while reading it to my kids :lol:
NeoSEC28
12 years ago
cjcccooper wrote:
Neo diggin the avitar. Peruhomer you keep on rockin bro. Who is this sara chick and whats with her b00bs?

Thanks dude i like it although i do miss having my old one up there :lol:
lak000987
12 years ago
For those not yet acquainted with her oeuvre:

Sara Ramirez is a bright, charming, award-winningly talented singer and actress of stage, screen, and television in the US (Spamalot, Grey's Anatomy). I also happen to believe she is evidence of the presence of a benevolent Deity in the universe.
lak000987
12 years ago
kgirl32 wrote:

Apparently there are some b00bs some people don't want to put down for any reason either. *giggle*

Perhaps a little lusty groveling may seem less creepy when not directed at someone within our happy family?

And kgirl, I'm glad we got a lascivious joke and a giggle out of you. We're pulling for ya, gurl.
NeoSEC28
12 years ago
peruhomer wrote:

Good idea. I'd say start a new thread so that it doesn't get lost with all the other wisdom that is contained in the good night thread.

A new thread is now being done :P

"Bed Times stories....Requested by Peru" ;)

EDIT: Scratch that started it and got bored typing the story out :lol:

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