Season 33 Prize Track
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Season 33 Pt. 1
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Task: Collect TV Stars
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Investigate Sasha Reed's Past
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
Task: Make Homer Take in an Improv Class
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Try Out His Old Guitar Pick
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Hibbert Lie in His Playbill Bio
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Faint With Joy
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Helen Lovejoy: Task: Make Helen Lovejoy Eat Cheese Fries
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Eat One of "Margie's Brownies"
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Fall Off the Roof
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Season 33 Pt. 2
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Wolfcastle: We are going on vacation for a few weeks. Before I forget, Kirk, you are fired.
Kirk: Why does this keep happening to me?
Homer: I heard you have an opening for a chauffeur?
Bart: I can vouch for this man, who... I’ve never met before. He just has an honest face. Ugly and misshapen, but honest.
Homer: Which way to the beer garden?
Marge: I’ll show you, Homie. It’s down here.
Wolfcastle: You two know each other?
Bart: Uh, she calls everyone Homie. It’s street slang.
Wolfcastle: I highly doubt that. Let me check on my fancy internet-enabled phone...
Wolfcastle: "A shortening of homeboy or homegirl." I guess I stand corrected, homie.
Homer: What?
Task: Collect TV Stars
If the user has Wolfcastle: Task: Make Wolfcastle Go on Vacation
Time: 1h
Location: Palm Springfield Resort, African Tree Resort, Monte Burns' Resort Casino, Beach, Towel and Umbrella, Arc de Triomphe or Homes
If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Get Fired
Time: 1h
Location: Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters, Gimbel's Department Store, Chili Blasters, Thai Food Factory, Greaser's Cafe, The Boob Tubery, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Homer Fudge His Résumé
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Homes
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Investigate the Secret Door
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Homes
If the user has Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Plan Her Art Class
Time: 1h
Location: Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Simpson House or Homes
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Raid the Stink Bomb Armory
Time: 1h
Location: Wolfcastle Mansion, Simpson House or Homes
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Mow the Lawn
Time: 1h
Location: Wolfcastle Mansion or Homes
If the user has Gerald: Task: Make Gerald Clean the Pool
Time: 1h
Location: Jay G's Pool, Modern Mansion Pool, Ground Pool, Homer's Pool, Not a Laser Shark Pool, Money Pool, Danger Pool or Homes
If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Squat in the Basement
Time: 1h
Location: Homes
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Carve Shivs
Time: 1h
Location: Remote On-site Correctional Center, Springfield Penitentiary, People Catcher Truck, Bail Bonds or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Season 33 Pt. 3
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Homer: Okay, Marge, our getaway cabin in the forest is almost ready.
Lisa: What are you guys doing in the backyard?
Marge: Who was that?
Homer: Just a pesky woodland bird chirping when she shouldn’t be.
Homer: Keep your eyes closed, sweetie. Eyes always closed...
Task: Collect TV Stars
Task: Make Homer Finish Building the Couples Getaway
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Call a Babysitter
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Overhear and Nearly Vomit
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Secretly Tape the Conversation for Blackmail
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Homer: Keep your eyes closed, Marge...eyes always closed...
Homer: I’m surprising you with a honeymoon cabin deep in the mountain forest — Damn! I just blew the surprise.
Marge: It’ll still be a surprise — you whisking me away from the kids, and the household chores, and the—
Santa's Little Helper: *barks*
Marge: What was that?!
Homer: Just a wild forest creature.
Marge: So magical.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Season 33 Pt. 4
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Skinner: Hello, Ms. Peyton! It's great to see you back! I guess this means you'll be sticking around Springfield?
Ms. Peyton: Well, I'm in the game at least. They never take people out of that.
Apu: No, they don't.
Skinner: Well, Ms. Peyton, I'll let you get back to teaching 4th grade...which mostly just involves disciplining Bart Simpson.
Ms. Peyton: Oh, I'm sure Bart Simpson won't be a problem.
Task: Collect TV Stars
Task: Make Skinner Be Glad Someone Else Is Dealing With Bart
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Bart Plan Increasingly Elaborate Pranks
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Apu Be Happy He's Still in the Game
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart or Homes
Ms. Peyton: Why are all the tires on my car flat?
Bart: I needed the air to blow up dozens of whoopie cushions. But don't worry — you'll find them all in time.
Ms. Peyton: Oh God, get me out of this game!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Season 33 Pt. 5
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Grampa: We beat Golden Exits Retirement Farm for the shuffleboard championship! To the victor belong the spoils!
Jasper: What spoils? All we got was a trophy, that you dropped and broke because you can't hold onto things anymore.
Grampa: I mean the spoils of us ditching the bus back to our crummy retirement home and staying here at this fancy retirement home!
Grampa: I heard they have Jell-O here in every color of the rainbow. And their bingo balls go all the way up to 75!
Jasper: Count me in. I was an imposter in my own marriage — I can be one here.
Grampa: Hot diggity! I can't wait to see how these rich stiffs live!
Jasper: Stiffs? Are they dead?
Grampa: Not yet. But let's be honest, the clock is ticking for all of us.
Task: Collect TV Stars
If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Overeat and Vomit Rainbow Jell-O
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle or Homes
If the user has Jasper: Task: Make Jasper Hide Bingo Balls in his Beard
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle or Homes
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Get a Call to Pick Up Wayward Seniors
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle or Homes
Task: Make Homer Ignore Phone Calls to Come Get Them
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle or Homes
Grampa: They're on to us, Jasper! Grab what you can, and let's make a run for it!
Jasper: But they'll catch us easy. I've got a cane, and you don't even have that!
Grampa: Don't worry. As soon as we get outside they'll call in a Silver Alert, and everyone's phone will start buzzing and annoying them. We'll get away in the mayhem!
Phone Alert: SILVER ALERT! SILVER ALERT!
Jasper: Whew, we made it! We escaped!
Grampa: And I got this nice Hummel Figurine as a reminder of our adventure.
Grampa: *drops and breaks Hummel figurine*
Grampa: Damn my not being able to hold onto things anymore!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Stage Plight Pt. 1
Sasha Reed starts
Sasha Reed: Excellent work, Mel. I really think you've got what it takes to be an actor.
Sideshow Mel: Technically I already am an actor...but just on broadcast TV. And as we all know, broadcast TV is terrible!
Sasha Reed: And Luann, you played off Mel so well. But...could you maybe put the wine glass down just while you're doing the scene?
Luann: I've decided my character is a heavy drinker. *takes a sip*
Barney: Mine too! *belches*
Sasha Reed: I can see you're all ready for the next step in this acting class. It's time for me to teach you the art of the emotional breakdown.
Barney: Ooh! Oscar bait!
Sideshow Mel: This is the theater, Barney. We call it Tony bait.
Task: Make Sasha Reed Teach the Stanislavski Method
Time: 4h
Location: Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes
Marge: Sasha? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be back in New York?
Sasha Reed: Springfield suits me much better. As an actor in New York, I was but a small fish in a big pond. Here I'm a big fish!
Marge: You weren't actually an actor in New York, and you're not acting in anything here. So you're more like a no fish.
Sasha Reed: Well, you know what they say: those who can't do, teach.
Marge: So the people in your class know you're not a famous actor?
Sasha Reed: No, because I told them the exact opposite of that. And it wasn't a lie...it was just me acting!
Marge: You're not an actor!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stage Plight Pt. 2
Sasha Reed starts
Marge: This isn't right, Sasha. Your students think they're getting first-hand knowledge of how to make it on Broadway.
Sasha Reed: And they are! Based on everything I read in this book, "The Stupid Imbecile's Guide to Making it on Broadway".
Marge: That's not first-hand!
Sasha Reed: Good, because I didn't actually read it.
Marge: That's it! I'm telling everyone that you're a fraud and getting this school closed down.
Sasha Reed: Or...we're looking for an instructor for our stage management class. I think you'd be great for it, if you can put a lid on this whole "I'm not who I say I am" thing.
Marge: Ooh, quid pro quo — my favorite kind of deal! Fill me in on the details.
Sasha Reed: Oh, I'll make those up later. Right now I need to deal with my adoring fans. Just make sure to show up hours before I get here tomorrow.
Task: Make Sasha Reed Sign Autographs
Time: 4h
Task: Make Marge Write Her Stage Management Class Syllabus
Time: 4h
Location: Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes)
Milhouse: Excuse me, am I in the right place for the "Life's a Stage, If You Can Manage It" class?
Marge: Milhouse? You're into the theater?
Milhouse: Yeah. I've tried out for every school play, but the best part I've ever managed to land is Assistant to the Understudy for Chorus Member #7.
Marge: So now you want to be a stage manager?
Milhouse: I just want to yell at all the people who got the roles I wanted.
Marge: Then you came to the right place!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stage Plight Pt. 3
Sasha Reed starts
Sasha Reed: So if you can convince other actors to join the class, then they'll be in your downline and you'll get a cut of their fees.
Sasha Reed: And if THEY get people to join, you'll get a cut of their fees too...minus my cut of course. Also you all need to buy ten cases of face cream for actors.
Marge: Sasha! Have you turned your class into a pyramid scheme?!
Sasha Reed: It's relevant to the project, Marge. We're doing Antony and Cleopatra.
Sideshow Mel: No, we're doing Macbeth.
Sideshow Mel: "Out damned spot! Out, I say!"
Sasha Reed: Don't worry, Mel. We also sell a detergent that can get out any stain.
Task: Make Sasha Reed Turn Her Class Into a Pyramid Scheme
Time: 4h
Location: Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes
Task: Make Marge Contact the Better Business Bureau
Time: 4h
Location: Office of Unemployment, Town Hall, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center or Homes
Sasha Reed: Marge, you ratted me out to the fuzz?! Just because you're jealous of my acting career? Classic stage manager!
Marge: You think I'm jealous of YOU?! You are so narcissistic! Classic actor!
Sasha Reed: Well, at least you're now admitting I'm an actor.
Marge: I am. You tried and failed, but then got back up and tried again...pursuing your dream in the face of constant adversity. And that's what an actor does.
Marge: But now it's over, and I'm dropping the curtain on this silly farce. Because that's what a stage manager does.
Sasha Reed: Well played, Marge. You won this round, but I'll be back...once I'm old enough to get parts as a grandmother.
Marge: I'll be happy as an actual grandmother by then, so knock yourself out.
Milhouse: Does this mean the stage management class is cancelled?
Luann: You better believe it, son. You need to help your mom sell sixty units of silver polish to make her quota!
Milhouse: Showbiz is brutal.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 1
Ms. Peyton starts
Ms. Peyton: Hello, class! It's great to be back teaching you all.
Nelson: Haw, haw! Bart glued popsicle sticks to Martin's head to make him look like Einstein!
Bart: What can I say? Science is my passion.
Martin: I dislike the pranking, yet have to respect his dedication to historical portraiture.
Ms. Peyton: Oh no! Bart is acting up just like before.
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Try to Connect With Bart
Time: 4h
Requires: Bart
If the user has Martin: Task: Make Martin Painfully Remove Popsicle Sticks
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Laugh Every Time Martin Winces
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Ms. Peyton: Bart, you don't have to act out because you feel awkward around me anymore.
Bart: Oh, I'm over that. This is me acting out the way I always act out.
Ms. Peyton: You mean I'm going to have to deal with this kind of behavior from now on?
Bart: Only when we're studying science. When we do history, I'll glue a beard to Milhouse to make him look like Lincoln.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 2
Ms. Peyton starts
Ms. Peyton: It's great to see everyone here in the teacher's lounge! I've got some great new ideas for cross-disciplinary, team-based, project-focused learning.
Miss Hoover: Ugh, not this again! We're going to stick with our tried-and-true teaching method of phoning it in.
Dewey Largo: Yeah, we tried things your way before, and it involved slightly more work. Never again!
Ms. Peyton: But only with the implementation of thoughtfully executed creative projects can we expand these children's minds!
Coach Krupt: I'm a gym teacher. I make them throw red balls at each other and call it bombardment. That's as creative as I get.
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Desperately Pitch Projects to the Teachers
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Teachers Slowly Push Ms. Peyton Out of the Room
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Ms. Peyton: But don't you care about the children's education? Some of the best and brightest of the next generation could be at this school right now!
Miss Hoover: Please, the best and brightest are all in private schools. It's where I send my kids.
Dewey Largo: Yeah, we have the worst and dimmest here. Also, they can't play Sousa, which isn't that hard. It's not math rock, kids!
Ms. Peyton: I can't believe this. I'm being bombarded by negativity.
Coach Krupt: *throwing red ball* Bombardment!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 3
Ms. Peyton starts
Ms. Peyton: The teachers may not be interested in fostering a strong educational environment, but the townspeople are sure to be.
Ms. Peyton: You're never too old to stop learning, and learning always starts with a lesson plan.
Ms. Peyton: So I'll just hand out child-centric lesson plans to fully grown adults. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Provide New Lesson Plans
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Ms. Peyton: They didn't appreciate it.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 4
Ms. Peyton starts
Ned: Hi-diddly-ho there, person who replaced me as Bart's teacher, which never really made that much sense. So glad to have you in town!
Ms. Peyton: Hi! My name is Ms. Peyton. Can I ask what you're doing here?
Ned: We're setting up for the church arts and crafts fair. Would you like to help?
Ms. Peyton: Boy, would I! You have no idea.
Ned: Well, we have some folks working on decoupage Stations of the Cross over here, and Helen is making some macrame nativity scenes over there…
Ms. Peyton: Oh, my, my, no! This is all so chaotic! You're lucky I got here in time to save you from yourselves.
Ned: I hope you know only one person saves around here, ma'am.
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Take Over a Church Fair
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield or Homes
Task: Make Church Folks Get Annoyed at Being Micromanaged
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield or Homes
Ms. Peyton: I'm so sorry. I've been a little anxious lately, and I may have gotten a teensy bit out of control here.
Ned: Not to worry. Forgiveness is one of the major tenets of our faith.
Ms. Peyton: Oh, thank you so much. I just hope—
Ned: But you still need to leave now.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 5
Ms. Peyton starts
Ms. Peyton: Oh well, back to school. They say: If you can't do, teach. I guess if you can't teach either, just show up.
Dewey Largo: Ms. Peyton, thank goodness you're here. These students are out of control!
Ms. Peyton: They're misbehaving?
Miss Hoover: Worse, they want to learn. They keep asking questions. And not just who and when questions, but why and how questions as well!
Coach Krupt: I don't know why the balls are red — they just are!
Skinner: Ms. Peyton, could you help us put together some sort of over-the-top project? Something that would distract their young minds from actual learning?
Ms. Peyton: You bet I could!
Ms. Peyton: It's time for my multidisciplinarian masterpiece — "Hannibal: The Musical"!
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Produce a Hannibal Musical
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Paint a Show Poster
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Eat Paints
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Sing About the Second Punic War
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Bart Rap About Riding War Elephants
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Bart: *rapping* Ridin' on my pachyderm rollin' into Rome! Gonna teach 'em boys a lesson then head on back to home!
Lisa: *singing* He's all the rage in Carthage!
Homer: I thought this was gonna be about a serial killer and a bunch of very quiet lambs.
Marge: Homer, hush! This is the kind of feel-good experience that makes people forget to be angry at our public schools for a few hours.
Ms. Peyton: I've still got it!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
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Season 33 Pt. 1
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Task: Collect TV Stars
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Investigate Sasha Reed's Past
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
Task: Make Homer Take in an Improv Class
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Try Out His Old Guitar Pick
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Dr. Hibbert: Task: Make Hibbert Lie in His Playbill Bio
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Smithers: Task: Make Smithers Faint With Joy
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Helen Lovejoy: Task: Make Helen Lovejoy Eat Cheese Fries
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Barney: Task: Make Barney Eat One of "Margie's Brownies"
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Fall Off the Roof
Time: 1h
Location: Springfield Community Theater, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Old Theatre District, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Season 33 Pt. 2
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Wolfcastle: We are going on vacation for a few weeks. Before I forget, Kirk, you are fired.
Kirk: Why does this keep happening to me?
Homer: I heard you have an opening for a chauffeur?
Bart: I can vouch for this man, who... I’ve never met before. He just has an honest face. Ugly and misshapen, but honest.
Homer: Which way to the beer garden?
Marge: I’ll show you, Homie. It’s down here.
Wolfcastle: You two know each other?
Bart: Uh, she calls everyone Homie. It’s street slang.
Wolfcastle: I highly doubt that. Let me check on my fancy internet-enabled phone...
Wolfcastle: "A shortening of homeboy or homegirl." I guess I stand corrected, homie.
Homer: What?
Task: Collect TV Stars
If the user has Wolfcastle: Task: Make Wolfcastle Go on Vacation
Time: 1h
Location: Palm Springfield Resort, African Tree Resort, Monte Burns' Resort Casino, Beach, Towel and Umbrella, Arc de Triomphe or Homes
If the user has Kirk: Task: Make Kirk Get Fired
Time: 1h
Location: Good Neighbors Bounty Hunters, Gimbel's Department Store, Chili Blasters, Thai Food Factory, Greaser's Cafe, The Boob Tubery, Krusty Burger or Homes
Task: Make Homer Fudge His Résumé
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Homes
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Investigate the Secret Door
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House or Homes
If the user has Lisa: Task: Make Lisa Plan Her Art Class
Time: 1h
Location: Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center, Springfield High School, Springfield Elementary, Simpson House or Homes
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Raid the Stink Bomb Armory
Time: 1h
Location: Wolfcastle Mansion, Simpson House or Homes
If the user has Maggie: Task: Make Maggie Mow the Lawn
Time: 1h
Location: Wolfcastle Mansion or Homes
If the user has Gerald: Task: Make Gerald Clean the Pool
Time: 1h
Location: Jay G's Pool, Modern Mansion Pool, Ground Pool, Homer's Pool, Not a Laser Shark Pool, Money Pool, Danger Pool or Homes
If the user has Luann: Task: Make Luann Squat in the Basement
Time: 1h
Location: Homes
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Carve Shivs
Time: 1h
Location: Remote On-site Correctional Center, Springfield Penitentiary, People Catcher Truck, Bail Bonds or Homes
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Season 33 Pt. 3
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Homer: Okay, Marge, our getaway cabin in the forest is almost ready.
Lisa: What are you guys doing in the backyard?
Marge: Who was that?
Homer: Just a pesky woodland bird chirping when she shouldn’t be.
Homer: Keep your eyes closed, sweetie. Eyes always closed...
Task: Collect TV Stars
Task: Make Homer Finish Building the Couples Getaway
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Marge: Task: Make Marge Call a Babysitter
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Task: Make Lisa Overhear and Nearly Vomit
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
If the user has Bart: Task: Make Bart Secretly Tape the Conversation for Blackmail
Time: 1h
Location: Simpson House
Homer: Keep your eyes closed, Marge...eyes always closed...
Homer: I’m surprising you with a honeymoon cabin deep in the mountain forest — Damn! I just blew the surprise.
Marge: It’ll still be a surprise — you whisking me away from the kids, and the household chores, and the—
Santa's Little Helper: *barks*
Marge: What was that?!
Homer: Just a wild forest creature.
Marge: So magical.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Season 33 Pt. 4
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Skinner: Hello, Ms. Peyton! It's great to see you back! I guess this means you'll be sticking around Springfield?
Ms. Peyton: Well, I'm in the game at least. They never take people out of that.
Apu: No, they don't.
Skinner: Well, Ms. Peyton, I'll let you get back to teaching 4th grade...which mostly just involves disciplining Bart Simpson.
Ms. Peyton: Oh, I'm sure Bart Simpson won't be a problem.
Task: Collect TV Stars
Task: Make Skinner Be Glad Someone Else Is Dealing With Bart
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Bart Plan Increasingly Elaborate Pranks
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Apu Be Happy He's Still in the Game
Time: 4h
Location: Kwik-E-Mart or Homes
Ms. Peyton: Why are all the tires on my car flat?
Bart: I needed the air to blow up dozens of whoopie cushions. But don't worry — you'll find them all in time.
Ms. Peyton: Oh God, get me out of this game!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Season 33 Pt. 5
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Grampa: We beat Golden Exits Retirement Farm for the shuffleboard championship! To the victor belong the spoils!
Jasper: What spoils? All we got was a trophy, that you dropped and broke because you can't hold onto things anymore.
Grampa: I mean the spoils of us ditching the bus back to our crummy retirement home and staying here at this fancy retirement home!
Grampa: I heard they have Jell-O here in every color of the rainbow. And their bingo balls go all the way up to 75!
Jasper: Count me in. I was an imposter in my own marriage — I can be one here.
Grampa: Hot diggity! I can't wait to see how these rich stiffs live!
Jasper: Stiffs? Are they dead?
Grampa: Not yet. But let's be honest, the clock is ticking for all of us.
Task: Collect TV Stars
If the user has Grampa: Task: Make Grampa Overeat and Vomit Rainbow Jell-O
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle or Homes
If the user has Jasper: Task: Make Jasper Hide Bingo Balls in his Beard
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle or Homes
If the user has Wiggum: Task: Make Wiggum Get a Call to Pick Up Wayward Seniors
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle or Homes
Task: Make Homer Ignore Phone Calls to Come Get Them
Time: 4h
Location: Retirement Castle or Homes
Grampa: They're on to us, Jasper! Grab what you can, and let's make a run for it!
Jasper: But they'll catch us easy. I've got a cane, and you don't even have that!
Grampa: Don't worry. As soon as we get outside they'll call in a Silver Alert, and everyone's phone will start buzzing and annoying them. We'll get away in the mayhem!
Phone Alert: SILVER ALERT! SILVER ALERT!
Jasper: Whew, we made it! We escaped!
Grampa: And I got this nice Hummel Figurine as a reminder of our adventure.
Grampa: *drops and breaks Hummel figurine*
Grampa: Damn my not being able to hold onto things anymore!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Stage Plight Pt. 1
Sasha Reed starts
Sasha Reed: Excellent work, Mel. I really think you've got what it takes to be an actor.
Sideshow Mel: Technically I already am an actor...but just on broadcast TV. And as we all know, broadcast TV is terrible!
Sasha Reed: And Luann, you played off Mel so well. But...could you maybe put the wine glass down just while you're doing the scene?
Luann: I've decided my character is a heavy drinker. *takes a sip*
Barney: Mine too! *belches*
Sasha Reed: I can see you're all ready for the next step in this acting class. It's time for me to teach you the art of the emotional breakdown.
Barney: Ooh! Oscar bait!
Sideshow Mel: This is the theater, Barney. We call it Tony bait.
Task: Make Sasha Reed Teach the Stanislavski Method
Time: 4h
Location: Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes
Marge: Sasha? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be back in New York?
Sasha Reed: Springfield suits me much better. As an actor in New York, I was but a small fish in a big pond. Here I'm a big fish!
Marge: You weren't actually an actor in New York, and you're not acting in anything here. So you're more like a no fish.
Sasha Reed: Well, you know what they say: those who can't do, teach.
Marge: So the people in your class know you're not a famous actor?
Sasha Reed: No, because I told them the exact opposite of that. And it wasn't a lie...it was just me acting!
Marge: You're not an actor!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stage Plight Pt. 2
Sasha Reed starts
Marge: This isn't right, Sasha. Your students think they're getting first-hand knowledge of how to make it on Broadway.
Sasha Reed: And they are! Based on everything I read in this book, "The Stupid Imbecile's Guide to Making it on Broadway".
Marge: That's not first-hand!
Sasha Reed: Good, because I didn't actually read it.
Marge: That's it! I'm telling everyone that you're a fraud and getting this school closed down.
Sasha Reed: Or...we're looking for an instructor for our stage management class. I think you'd be great for it, if you can put a lid on this whole "I'm not who I say I am" thing.
Marge: Ooh, quid pro quo — my favorite kind of deal! Fill me in on the details.
Sasha Reed: Oh, I'll make those up later. Right now I need to deal with my adoring fans. Just make sure to show up hours before I get here tomorrow.
Task: Make Sasha Reed Sign Autographs
Time: 4h
Task: Make Marge Write Her Stage Management Class Syllabus
Time: 4h
Location: Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes)
Milhouse: Excuse me, am I in the right place for the "Life's a Stage, If You Can Manage It" class?
Marge: Milhouse? You're into the theater?
Milhouse: Yeah. I've tried out for every school play, but the best part I've ever managed to land is Assistant to the Understudy for Chorus Member #7.
Marge: So now you want to be a stage manager?
Milhouse: I just want to yell at all the people who got the roles I wanted.
Marge: Then you came to the right place!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Stage Plight Pt. 3
Sasha Reed starts
Sasha Reed: So if you can convince other actors to join the class, then they'll be in your downline and you'll get a cut of their fees.
Sasha Reed: And if THEY get people to join, you'll get a cut of their fees too...minus my cut of course. Also you all need to buy ten cases of face cream for actors.
Marge: Sasha! Have you turned your class into a pyramid scheme?!
Sasha Reed: It's relevant to the project, Marge. We're doing Antony and Cleopatra.
Sideshow Mel: No, we're doing Macbeth.
Sideshow Mel: "Out damned spot! Out, I say!"
Sasha Reed: Don't worry, Mel. We also sell a detergent that can get out any stain.
Task: Make Sasha Reed Turn Her Class Into a Pyramid Scheme
Time: 4h
Location: Old Theatre District, Springfield Community Theater, Open Air Stage, Chinese Acrobatic Theatre, Springfield Multicultural Ceter, Springfield High School or Homes
Task: Make Marge Contact the Better Business Bureau
Time: 4h
Location: Office of Unemployment, Town Hall, Community Center, Springfield Multicultural Center or Homes
Sasha Reed: Marge, you ratted me out to the fuzz?! Just because you're jealous of my acting career? Classic stage manager!
Marge: You think I'm jealous of YOU?! You are so narcissistic! Classic actor!
Sasha Reed: Well, at least you're now admitting I'm an actor.
Marge: I am. You tried and failed, but then got back up and tried again...pursuing your dream in the face of constant adversity. And that's what an actor does.
Marge: But now it's over, and I'm dropping the curtain on this silly farce. Because that's what a stage manager does.
Sasha Reed: Well played, Marge. You won this round, but I'll be back...once I'm old enough to get parts as a grandmother.
Marge: I'll be happy as an actual grandmother by then, so knock yourself out.
Milhouse: Does this mean the stage management class is cancelled?
Luann: You better believe it, son. You need to help your mom sell sixty units of silver polish to make her quota!
Milhouse: Showbiz is brutal.
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 1
Ms. Peyton starts
Ms. Peyton: Hello, class! It's great to be back teaching you all.
Nelson: Haw, haw! Bart glued popsicle sticks to Martin's head to make him look like Einstein!
Bart: What can I say? Science is my passion.
Martin: I dislike the pranking, yet have to respect his dedication to historical portraiture.
Ms. Peyton: Oh no! Bart is acting up just like before.
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Try to Connect With Bart
Time: 4h
Requires: Bart
If the user has Martin: Task: Make Martin Painfully Remove Popsicle Sticks
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
If the user has Nelson: Task: Make Nelson Laugh Every Time Martin Winces
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Ms. Peyton: Bart, you don't have to act out because you feel awkward around me anymore.
Bart: Oh, I'm over that. This is me acting out the way I always act out.
Ms. Peyton: You mean I'm going to have to deal with this kind of behavior from now on?
Bart: Only when we're studying science. When we do history, I'll glue a beard to Milhouse to make him look like Lincoln.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 2
Ms. Peyton starts
Ms. Peyton: It's great to see everyone here in the teacher's lounge! I've got some great new ideas for cross-disciplinary, team-based, project-focused learning.
Miss Hoover: Ugh, not this again! We're going to stick with our tried-and-true teaching method of phoning it in.
Dewey Largo: Yeah, we tried things your way before, and it involved slightly more work. Never again!
Ms. Peyton: But only with the implementation of thoughtfully executed creative projects can we expand these children's minds!
Coach Krupt: I'm a gym teacher. I make them throw red balls at each other and call it bombardment. That's as creative as I get.
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Desperately Pitch Projects to the Teachers
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Teachers Slowly Push Ms. Peyton Out of the Room
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Ms. Peyton: But don't you care about the children's education? Some of the best and brightest of the next generation could be at this school right now!
Miss Hoover: Please, the best and brightest are all in private schools. It's where I send my kids.
Dewey Largo: Yeah, we have the worst and dimmest here. Also, they can't play Sousa, which isn't that hard. It's not math rock, kids!
Ms. Peyton: I can't believe this. I'm being bombarded by negativity.
Coach Krupt: *throwing red ball* Bombardment!
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 3
Ms. Peyton starts
Ms. Peyton: The teachers may not be interested in fostering a strong educational environment, but the townspeople are sure to be.
Ms. Peyton: You're never too old to stop learning, and learning always starts with a lesson plan.
Ms. Peyton: So I'll just hand out child-centric lesson plans to fully grown adults. I'm sure they'll appreciate it!
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Provide New Lesson Plans
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Ms. Peyton: They didn't appreciate it.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 4
Ms. Peyton starts
Ned: Hi-diddly-ho there, person who replaced me as Bart's teacher, which never really made that much sense. So glad to have you in town!
Ms. Peyton: Hi! My name is Ms. Peyton. Can I ask what you're doing here?
Ned: We're setting up for the church arts and crafts fair. Would you like to help?
Ms. Peyton: Boy, would I! You have no idea.
Ned: Well, we have some folks working on decoupage Stations of the Cross over here, and Helen is making some macrame nativity scenes over there…
Ms. Peyton: Oh, my, my, no! This is all so chaotic! You're lucky I got here in time to save you from yourselves.
Ned: I hope you know only one person saves around here, ma'am.
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Take Over a Church Fair
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield or Homes
Task: Make Church Folks Get Annoyed at Being Micromanaged
Time: 4h
Location: First Church of Springfield or Homes
Ms. Peyton: I'm so sorry. I've been a little anxious lately, and I may have gotten a teensy bit out of control here.
Ned: Not to worry. Forgiveness is one of the major tenets of our faith.
Ms. Peyton: Oh, thank you so much. I just hope—
Ned: But you still need to leave now.
Quest reward: $100 and 10 XP
Plan For Success Pt. 5
Ms. Peyton starts
Ms. Peyton: Oh well, back to school. They say: If you can't do, teach. I guess if you can't teach either, just show up.
Dewey Largo: Ms. Peyton, thank goodness you're here. These students are out of control!
Ms. Peyton: They're misbehaving?
Miss Hoover: Worse, they want to learn. They keep asking questions. And not just who and when questions, but why and how questions as well!
Coach Krupt: I don't know why the balls are red — they just are!
Skinner: Ms. Peyton, could you help us put together some sort of over-the-top project? Something that would distract their young minds from actual learning?
Ms. Peyton: You bet I could!
Ms. Peyton: It's time for my multidisciplinarian masterpiece — "Hannibal: The Musical"!
Task: Make Ms. Peyton Produce a Hannibal Musical
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
If the user has Milhouse: Task: Make Milhouse Paint a Show Poster
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
If the user has Ralph: Task: Make Ralph Eat Paints
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Lisa Sing About the Second Punic War
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Task: Make Bart Rap About Riding War Elephants
Time: 4h
Location: Springfield Elementary or Homes
Bart: *rapping* Ridin' on my pachyderm rollin' into Rome! Gonna teach 'em boys a lesson then head on back to home!
Lisa: *singing* He's all the rage in Carthage!
Homer: I thought this was gonna be about a serial killer and a bunch of very quiet lambs.
Marge: Homer, hush! This is the kind of feel-good experience that makes people forget to be angry at our public schools for a few hours.
Ms. Peyton: I've still got it!
Quest reward: $200 and 20 XP
