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Act 2
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 8
Homer starts
Homer: Well, that settles it -- Homer Simpson is a marketing genius.
Homer: I mean, if there were some sort of theoretical ranking of the most popular sport people came to for the first time --
Homer: -- Tap Ball wouldn't even be on it, because its free.
Homer: But if there was some list of the most PROFITABLE sports, amazingly Tap Ball would be near the top!.
Homer: At least from time to time. Depending on if the latest updates to our "sport" were any good.
Homer: And all because a few individuals, for whatever reason, are willing to spend a lot of money on Tap Ball premium items!
Apu: Who are these people?
Homer: I don't know. But they sure are wonderful.
Homer: If it weren't for their generosity, I could never hire writers to create this hastily thrown together but occasionally funny dialog for me to say.
Blue Haired Lawyer: Homer Simpson?
Homer: Yes?
Blue Haired Lawyer: I represent Electronic Arts. We're big fans of Tap Ball, and money in general. We would love to make a video game based on your sport.
Blue Haired Lawyer: If you'll sign here, we can have Simpson's Tapped Ball in stores in less than two months.
Homer: They sell video games in stores?
Blue Haired Lawyer: For the next few years they still do.
Task: Make Homer Squeeze into a Motion Capture Suit
Time: 8h
Location: Simpson Home
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 9
Homer starts
Homer: That was a clear violation of rule twenty-four: no running over other players with a foreign-made car.
Lenny: You're right! Totally forgot. Sorry, Carl.
Carl: No problem. Even I have to admit it was a pretty good squishing.
Soccer Lisa: I'm a little worried about how competitive people are getting.
Homer: Competition is what made America great, back when it used to be great.
Soccer Lisa: Sport isn't just about beating your opponents and showing off. What about sportsmanship? Teamwork? Friendly competition?
Homer: Hmmm... I guess it works for the New England Patriots...
Soccer Lisa: I'm going to make up my own version of Tap Ball! One that encourages people to work together.
Homer: Why would people work as a team to share a prize when they can compete to keep their own prize?
Soccer Lisa: People aren't so selfish. You'll see.
System Message: You can now play catch with other Springfields! Throw a ball into their Springfield and they'll throw one back to you! Everyone can work together to win community prizes.
Task: Purchase Sports Ball
Task: Throw a Ball in Another Springfield
Meet My Trophy Life Pt. 10
Homer starts
Apu: Mr. Homer, as a corporate sponsor of Tap Ball, I have grave concerns about this new Co-operative Mode.
Apu: A sport where no one loses is a sport that you cannot bet on. We're turning our back on degenerates!
Apu: It is my duty as a team owner to pretend I disapprove of gambling, while simultaneously doing everything I can to encourage the practice.
Homer: You're right. Think of the bookies. The poor bookies...
Moe: Co-operative Mode is un-American! I want losers I can feel sorry for, and winners I can resent for gettin' paid too much!
Soccer Lisa: No! Co-operative Mode is sport at its finest! Support Co-operative Mode!
Moe: Don't listen to her! Support the other thing!
Task: Make Springfielders Support Competitive Mode
Task: Make Springfielders Support Co-operative Mode
Time: 12h
Location: Stadium Entrance
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Task: Collect Hats
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