The update has been postponed.

JoshSherer wrote:
Apparently EA needs to work out the kinks regarding the account switching glitch. They do not want to be liable (or be forced to refund money) for any lost premium content purchased by the many tappers who have been affected by the glitch. The premium content could be sold if someone who is inadvertently logged into the premium players' Springfield decides to sell the premium content (or spend all donuts/in-game money which has been purchased via donuts). As such, EA feels it's important to first patch that glitch to avoid a class action or a large-scale refund.

Sorry for the disappointing news, everyone. But don't worry, the update is just a few weeks away! Stay tuned.

This Johnsheer guy is just compensating for certain parts. Or, lack thereof, as the case may be.

Also, I hope your kids never learn to use their thumbs, should the world be so blessed.