Winter 2015 ***WALKTHROUGH*** (Takedown is Live)

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ACT 2

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An Unwanted Kiss

Lisa starts

Lisa: Now that we've done so much towards building community spirit, festive hats don't seem to cut it.
Lisa: I have a joyful, jolly, harmless, although deadly, idea.
Homer: Spicy Thai food that went bad?
Lisa: No, Dad, Mistletoe. In Norse mythology, Mistletoe is Baldur's Achilles heel. It's the only thing that Frigg, his mother, didn't protect him from, and it ends up killing him.
Lisa: It's said that her tears became the berries of the plant, and that the mistletoe would never again be used as a weapon and that she would place a kiss on anyone who passed underneath.
Milhouse: That is so romantic. Any kisses left for this handsome fellow, my beloved Frigg?
Lisa: I never quote my brother but in this case... "Eat my shorts," Milhouse.

Task: Tap Merrymakers to Collect Mistletoe
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 1

Homer starts

Homer: That is one heck of a hulked-out snowman.
Homer: ...makes me glad I got the whole thing started then immediately abandoned it.
Lisa: So what do we want to work on next?
Moe: How ‘bout an exotic petting zoo? People love poking animals in a place where they can't poke back.
Krusty: The price of reindeer meat drops around the holidays so I was thinking of a food truck. Krusty Burgers could cash in on some cheap cuts of Comet and Cupid.
Homer: Which one do we do first?
Krusty: Of course I object to anything harming reindeer. I already have a call in to OSHA regarding Santa working the poor things all Christmas day and night.
Homer: We'd better do the Exotic Petting Zoo thing first.

Task: Make Moe Design a Zoo Logo
Time: 30s
Location: Moe's Tavern
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 2

Moe starts

Quimby: Er, uh, Moe, you're going to need an exotic importation license.
Moe: I never needed one before when I filled my joint with vermin.
Quimby: This is an extra fee for the, er, Exotic Waste Disposal levy.
Moe: You've got city fees coming and going!
Quimby: Mostly for going.


Task: Place Moe's Exotic Petting Zoo
Task: Make Willie Shovel Dung
Time: 60s
Location: Exotic Petting Zoo

Willie: I've shoveled a lot of things in my time, but I can't even identify this animal's leavin's.
Moe: I don't have any animals yet, so I'd back away real slow from that.
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The Animal Within Pt. 1

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Moe: First thing an exotic petting zoo needs is a stage where they can prance around.
Quimby: And, er… chairs right up against the stage for the best views.
Moe: Good idea. Then the pets can climb right down onto kids' laps.
Quimby: ...and they can stuff their dollar bills into their costumes.
Moe: Wait, what? Are you thinkin' this is exotic ladies?! This is an exotic ANIMAL petting zoo.
Quimby: Sorry. When I hear “exotic” and “petting” my mind goes where any crummy mayor's would.


Task: Upgrade "Exotic Petting Zoo" to Level 2
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The Animal Within Pt. 2

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Moe: Okay, so it turns out "exotic animals" are also "very hard to get animals."
Moe: We gotta make do with what we got, which ain't much.
Barney: Maybe you could make Springfield's regular animals into special ones?
Moe: I think you're on to something, Barn.
Moe: I believe it technically counts as exotic if I order paint and stick-on parts from overseas!


Task: Upgrade "Exotic Petting Zoo" to Level 3

Ralph: Oooh. Cute little fishy wants to be petted!
Moe: Kid, don't get too close to this one, it's an...
Ralph: ...
Moe: ... electric eel.
Moe: Seriously, don't touch it. This thing could kill you, you know.
Ralph: Little fishy makes me all sparkly! More sparkles!
Ralph: ...
Moe: And he did it again...
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 3

After completing The Animal Within Pt. 1
Krusty starts

Quimby: Krusty the Clown, your permits have arrived.
Quimby: So that's a food service permit, a cabaret permit, oversized-vehicle parking permit, hot equipment registry permit…
Quimby: …cold equipment registry permit, a processing fee permit, municipal and non-municipal operating permits, oxygen consumption permit…
Krusty: Are you sure I don't need a permit to carry all these permits?
Quimby: That's covered by your administration of city administration permit.


Task: Place Krusty's Reindeer Burger Truck
Task: Make Krusty Borrow from The Till
Time: 10h
Location: Reindeer Burger Truck
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Holiday Mystery Meat Pt. 1

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Krusty: Okay, so I need reindeer meat. Nothing but top quality will do.
Krusty: But I s'pose I could get away with medium quality…
Krusty: Then again, there's no taste difference between medium and bottom quality…
Krusty: What's the quality below “bottom?” That's Krusty Reindeer Burger level quality!


Task: Upgrade "Reindeer Burger Truck" to Level 2

Krusty: Wait. Reindeer don't have wings?! How do they make Santa's sleigh fly?
Barney: And how are you gonna make Buffalo-style Reindeer Hot Wings outta nothin'?
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Holiday Mystery Meat Pt. 2

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Krusty: Where is all the reindeer meat?
Sideshow Mel: As it turns out, we live in an area that doesn't support the reindeer species.
Krusty: But we DO live in an area where it rains on deer. So let's do that!
Krusty: Go sit in the forest, wait for rain, then it's BLAM-BLAM time!


Task: Upgrade "Reindeer Burger Truck" to Level 3

Krusty: I should apply this kind of meat procurement to every type of Krusty Burger.
Krusty: These burgers cost less than the paper wrappers I serve them in.
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 4

After completing Holiday Mystery Meat Pt. 1 and The Animal Within Pt. 2
Comic Book Guy starts

Comic Book Guy: This whole construction plan is a circus.
Comic Book Guy: And I'm not even facetiously referring to the three-ring gathering of dubious animals.
Comic Book Guy: As Angry Dad famously said in Issue #6:
Comic Book Guy: "Why you... #%@*&%!!@#
Comic Book Guy: @#$$%$#@#$$#%$#@#$
Comic Book Guy: $#%$##%&&&@&!!"


Task: Build the Fortress of Lonelitude
Task: Make Comic Book Guy Spend Friday Night Alone
Time: 10h
Location: Fortress of Lonelitude
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

No Man is a Fortress Pt. 1

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Comic Book Guy: The plan for my fortress calls for a classic recreation of the 1960's revisionist style.
Martin: Would that be the hologram cover revisionist style, or the chromium?
Comic Book Guy: What kind of question is that?! Hologram, of course!
Martin: Then which entry way are we going with? Obvious front, secret back, or the poorly received "flip-top" version?


Task: Upgrade "Fortress of Lonelitude" to Level 2
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

No Man is a Fortress Pt. 2

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Comic Book Guy: This project is driving me mad! So many self-styled "enthusiasts!"
Comic Book Guy: Why can't all people just agree with me!
Comic Book Guy: This Fortress of Lonelitude is made for one very large man – me! And I intend to keep it that way!
Comic Book Guy: Everyone out!


Task: Upgrade "Fortress of Lonelitude" to Level 3

Comic Book Guy: This Fortress of Lonelitude is more lonely than I thought. There's only one solution…
Comic Book Guy: Dive into my cosplay closet for Zan and Jayna – Justice League's Exxorian Wonder Twins!
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Once In Royal Quimby's City Pt. 5

After completing No Man is a Fortress Pt. 1 and Holiday Mystery Meat Pt. 2
Cletus starts

Cletus: Dang, all this building sure is thirsty work.
Cletus: What we needs is a sip of some downhome, backwoods git-up-n-go juice!
Lisa: Does alcohol really need to be a part of the holidays?
Cletus: What would Christmas morn be without firin' off a double-barrel shotgun and guzzlin' down double-barrel moonshine?


Task: Place Cletus' Moonshine Shack
Task: Make Cletus Sample the Goods
Time: 10h
Location: Moonshine Shack
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The Overproof of the Pudding Pt. 1

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Cletus: We got ourselves a holy hooch hut that's perfect for most folks during this festive season.
Cletus: But I gots dreams of bigger things. Guess it's the entremanure in me.
Cletus: Moonshine should flow like water and water should flow through a better filter than my coonhound's sleepin' rug.


Task: Upgrade "Cletus' Moonshine Shack" to Level 2
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

The Overproof of the Pudding Pt. 2

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Willie: Ach, I'm not one to criticize another man's mop closet, but your moonshine's still a monstrosity.
Willie: A feed trough for a boiler, pipes goin' willy-nilly…
Willie: And is that a cow's skull?
Cletus: That WAS our taste tester.
Cletus: Stick to groundskeepin', Willie, and I'll stick to makin' poison people can drink.


Task: Upgrade "Cletus' Moonshine Shack" to Level 3

Willie: You did it! Willie hasn't gone blind, but I'm totally banjaxed!
Krusty: Eegahh! I think I got the blind part!
Cletus: One blind outta two. That's a good batch of moonshine!
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 1

After placing Moonshine Shack
Moe starts

Moe: All these other jerks' joyful holiday projects are lookin' pretty good.
Moe: Especially that comic guy's Fortress of Lonelitude.
Moe: Maybe too good...
Moe: What if nobody likes my Exotic Petting Zoo cuz they like his thing better?
Moe: I could mess up his place or I could let it exist in peace. But when have the holidays been about peace?

Task: Make Moe Vandalize Comic Book Guy's Fortress of Lonelitude
Time: 4h
Location: Fortress of Lonelitude
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 2

Comic Book Guy starts

Comic Book Guy: My Fortress! Someone has defaced my lonely pristine palace!
Comic Book Guy: The better man chooses to ignore another's offense. I am not a better man!
Comic Book Guy: Cletus has brought upon himself a Battle of Dantoonie! And I, for this battle only, am the Yuuzhan Vong!

Task: Make Comic Book Guy Vandalize Cletus's Moonshine Shack
Time: 4h
Location: Moonshine Shack
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 3

Cletus starts

Cletus: Mah moonshine shack! Somebody done messed it up! I likes a joke, but that ain't funny.
Cletus: “Ain't funny?…” That can only be one feller… that clown that aint funny.
Cletus: You can mess with my dog and you can mess with my family…
Cletus: -but you don't ever mess with a man's breakfast!

Task: Make Cletus Vandalize Krusty's Reindeer Burger Truck
Time: 4h
Location: Reindeer Burger Truck
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Oh Come, All Ye Vengeful Pt. 4

Krusty starts

Krusty: What happened to my unregulated, USDA-unapproved Reindeer Burger Truck?!
Krusty: What kind of animal would do this?
Krusty: Hmm… or maybe I should ask, what kind of owner of EXOTIC animals would do this?

Task: Make Krusty Vandalize Moe's Exotic Petting Zoo
Time: 4h
Location: Exotic Petting Zoo
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Burning Wreath of Fire: Krusty

Krusty starts

Krusty: Mess with my Reindeer Burger Truck, and you get the business end of an antler! Which, BTW, are a main ingredient in my burgers!

Task: Make Krusty Vandalize Comic Book Guy's Fortress of Lonelitude
Time: 4h
Location: Fortress of Lonelitude
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Burning Wreath of Fire: Comic Book Guy

Comic Book Guy starts

Comic Book Guy: I'm going to do a little Hack-A-Shaq on this moonshine shack. Eeegads! A sports reference! What's wrong with me?!

Task: Make Comic Book Guy Vandalize Cletus's Moonshine Shack
Time: 4h
Location: Moonshine Shack
Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP

Burning Wreath of Fire: Cletus

Cletus starts

Cletus: That clown's sellin' store-bought reindeer when the freshest cuts are laying right on the side of the highway.
Cletus: Maybe old Cletus oughta give that clown a taste of his own medicine… whatever medicine is.

Task: Make Cletus Vandalize Krusty's Reindeer Burger Truck
Time: 4h
Location: Reindeer Burger Truck

System Message: Way to go! You've finished the main questline. Keep tapping merrymakers to unlock more prizes.

Reward: 100 Event Currency 10 XP