Cant fly helicopters/planes!

In addition to what you described, the pitch up/down rates on the jets are completely reversed. In fact you’ll actually complete a vertical, or horizontal loop significantly faster, by simply pitching down (if you have altitude), or rolling opposite the direction you want to go, and pitching down toward the direction you want to go. 

For example: if you want to make a horizontal loop to the right, roll left first and pitch down. By doing this, you turn significantly faster than you would, if you turned like you’re supposed to (i.e. roll right and pitch up).