First: I'm terrible with computers. None of this XQY##MD//blegh code stuff means much to me. BUT I have...
-Restarted my computer
-Re-installed DA3 ("I" looks too much like "1" to me...so confusing...)
-Cleared the cache
-Run as admin
-Run with all programs closed
-Run with all the boxes checked under compatibility (someone's suggestion)
-Deleted the "Patch" file in the "Updates" file (another suggestion, I restored it from the Trash just now)
-Disabled "Origin In-game," both for general settings and specifically for DA3
-Changed the affinity (suggestion)
-Played offline
Even so, every time I open it (from Origin or my desktop) it shows a medium-sized black window, and will sometimes cut to full-screen for a second, while my mouse transforms into proper DA style, but all my hopes and dreams are dashed as the screen suddenly disappears, and it's like I never opened it. The event viewer won't show me anything either.
When I ran as admin, and said it didn't work correctly, my computer troubleshooted and said it wasn't compatible, but my computer is/has...
-New
-Windows 8
-Intel Core i7
-Don't know RAM stuff...
-NVDIA Geforce 745M <---------This might be bad, it's a lower number, it needs "AMD Radeon HD 4870, NVIDIA GeForce 8800 GT"
-5.5 GB Memory availible (max 7.9)
-756 GB storage availible
-Don't know DirectX stuff....
Other than NVDIA, RAM, and DIrectX, I know my computer meets all the requirements. So... now what?
If someone could help with this as soon as possible, I would be very grateful.