Hey y'all! I just fixed my problem! i don't know if it will work for everyone who is running into this issue since my situation was unique (because I monumentally screwed up my own computer due to my own poor choices) but I now know why the app wasn't installing for me:
I had disabled windows installer. If you've run into an error message after trying to install/update something that says "The windows installer service could not be accessed", you might want to try restarting the windows installer service, here's how to do it:
1) open the Run Program command prompt either by right-clicking the windows icon in the bottom left of your screen and clicking "run" OR pressing the windows key + R on your keyboard at the same time
2) type in the bar services.msc which will open all of the services that runs your computer
3) scroll down until you find windows installer (It is in alphabetical order) and double click it
4) in the general tab, make sure the start-up type says automatic or manual
5) in the same tab, under service status, press start OR press stop, then start.
6) hit apply, ok, and now try to install/update whatever it was you were trying to do
I really hope this will work for others, this was by far the most frustrating technology issue I've ever run into and it was my own darn fault