9 years ago
Your Crew Nicknames
Still waiting for the other "little duck" webbed overshoe to drop and thought I'd ask for any of yours - and share mine.
Liam - Cruise Director Julie
Peebee - Crazy Smurf
Suvi - Scottish Elle ...
I didn't give them nicknames, but I called them a few different names once in a while.
Liam: Stupid. (as in "Die now, Stupid!"; when Liam simply moved out of cover for no apparent reason and kept being shot without shooting back)
Vetra: Maniac. (as in "What the heck. Is Vetra a maniac?"; when Vetra started shooting feverishly for no apparent reason before I noticed she was targeting enemies almost on the other side of the map)
Drack: Shield. (as in "Go there and serve as a shield, yes."; when Drack charged against a bunch of units, blocking their path and their bullets in the process)
Jaal: Puppy. (because he is)
Cora: Thing. (as in "Do your thing!"; when Cora failed over and over again to be productive in battle, teleporting on the top of my head for the umpteenth time)
Peebee. Consciousness. (because when I pick her to be a squad mate, I basically don't notice her presence much, except for some random singularities and a never-ending annoying speech, as if coming from my consciousness)
Gil: Perverted. (because he simply looks and behaves like one; and he has the awfullest chuckle in the whole gaming history)
Suvy: Lunatic. (because she speaks as if urgently whispering all the time, her tone not being discernible from a burning passion, to the exciting discovery of a crater or talking to her handbook)
Lexi: File. (because she explains she classifies people in files in her brain. That stupid dialogue got etched in mine, so whenever I look at her, I remember "File", although all asari in the game seems to come from the same file too)
Kallo: None. (as usual, Kallo remains on his own)
Pyjak: Mummified Rotten Carcass. (because it is as lively as one)
@PandaTar wrote:I didn't give them nicknames, but I called them a few different names once in a while.
Liam: Stupid. (as in "Die now, Stupid!"; when Liam simply moved out of cover for no apparent reason and kept being shot without shooting back)
Vetra: Maniac. (as in "What the heck. Is Vetra a maniac?"; when Vetra started shooting feverishly for no apparent reason before I noticed she was targeting enemies almost on the other side of the map)
Drack: Shield. (as in "Go there and serve as a shield, yes."; when Drack charged against a bunch of units, blocking their path and their bullets in the process)
Jaal: Puppy. (because he is)
Cora: Thing. (as in "Do your thing!"; when Cora failed over and over again to be productive in battle, teleporting on the top of my head for the umpteenth time)
Peebee. Consciousness. (because when I pick her to be a squad mate, I basically don't notice her presence much, except for some random singularities and a never-ending annoying speech, as if coming from my consciousness)
Gil: Perverted. (because he simply looks and behaves like one; and he has the awfullest chuckle in the whole gaming history)
Suvy: Lunatic. (because she speaks as if urgently whispering all the time, her tone not being discernible from a burning passion, to the exciting discovery of a crater or talking to her handbook)
Lexi: File. (because she explains she classifies people in files in her brain. That stupid dialogue got etched in mine, so whenever I look at her, I remember "File", although all asari in the game seems to come from the same file too)
Kallo: None. (as usual, Kallo remains on his own)
Pyjak: Mummified Rotten Carcass. (because it is as lively as one)
Jaal is a puppy, or a rabbit, or maybe even a baby. I think the oversized eyes are an evolutionary defense mechanism... or maybe just lifting from Avatar. At least they didn't make them incredibly tall Na'vi?