Your favorite SAM joke
Not sure I've heard them all yet, but so far: "Why is so hard to find a good steak? - Because it's a rare medium well done."
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You have new email at your terminal, Pathfinder.
My two favorites:
Why don't thresher maws eat comedians?
-- Because they taste funny.
My algorithms are formulating a new one. Calculating the trajectory of the punchline. -- Yeah, I found it funny, don't care whether SAM was serious or not XD
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I'll throw in another one I heard somewhere X)
What do you call an insect with a weak bladder?
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Pee bee
Aaand one I just came up with:
On the Jardaan homeworld, what is the name of an insect that builds massive nests beneath the surface, and sends armies of workers to collect resources?
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Remn-ant (yeah, I know, terribad ^^)
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I can just imagine an e-mail going around the team with the subject, "We need corny SAM jokes - free lunch for ones that make the game". Then the entire day being nothing but team members emailing jokes to each other.
Pee bee was good 🙂
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