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Seasoned Ace

9 years ago

Your favorite SAM joke

Not sure I've heard them all yet, but so far: "Why is so hard to find a good steak? - Because it's a rare medium well done."

Anonymous

9 years ago

Approved

I can just imagine an e-mail going around the team with the subject, "We need corny SAM jokes - free lunch for ones that make the game". Then the entire day being nothing but team members emailing jokes to each other.

Pee bee was good 🙂

Anonymous

9 years ago

Approved

How does Kalinda's fart sound?

Spoiler

Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.

What does Addison say when she notices Tracey is weary?

Spoiler

Tracey is tired.

Hmm, nope. 💔

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Seasoned Ace
9 years ago
Bad jokes, right?
How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Spoiler
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.
You know how I know the optical Doppler effect is real? Automobiles.
The lights of the ones approaching us are white, but the lights of the ones moving away from us are red.
Where does bad light end up?
Spoiler
A: Doing hard time in a prism.
fudgietroll
9 years ago
What Race are the most natural pirates?
Spoiler
The Yaaaaahg
Why are Hanar like Balloons?
Spoiler
Because you can tie them Into lots of fun shapes!
OK, maybe this is a Drack joke🤔
What is the name of PeeBee's thought process
Spoiler
Catalina, because its always PBY🤒
VladVonCastein
9 years ago
Best joke ever... When I was in Voeld, on the mission to save that scout who detonated the kett base. Place was on fire and I accidentally step onto the fire and was burning... That's when SAM said... "The Temperature is dropping pathfinder..."
SAM should just go download a copy of EDI's humor heuristics.
V4rdyn
9 years ago
How many Krogan would it take to replace a light bulb?
Spoiler
Six. One is on the ladder, holding the light bulb, four are busy rotating the house, the sixth drinks all the ryncol.