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Seasoned Ace

9 years ago

Your favorite SAM joke

Not sure I've heard them all yet, but so far: "Why is so hard to find a good steak? - Because it's a rare medium well done."

Anonymous

9 years ago

Approved

How does Kalinda's fart sound?

Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.

What does Addison say when she notices Tracey is weary?

Tracey is tired.

Hmm, nope. 💔

Seasoned Ace

9 years ago

Bad jokes, right?

How many general-relativity theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate space.

You know how I know the optical Doppler effect is real? Automobiles.

The lights of the ones approaching us are white, but the lights of the ones moving away from us are red.

Where does bad light end up?

A: Doing hard time in a prism.

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