Unofficial Glossary (tongue in cheek)
After seeing the woes and the stress that is caused by poor coding and poor design decisions, how about something that tries to reach the lighter side of it all for a change? Perhaps build a list ...
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I was just looking at the terms in the glossary. I did not realize Assured Impairment and Huxing mean the same thing. It would be funny if these terms are actually implemented in the sequel. Imagine having Coach Vitale join Frank Nobilo in the commentary team and make remarks after quick rounds. Below might be an example commentary between Frank Nobilo and Coach Vitale to describe the AI in quick rounds.
Nobilo: Ana De Amas was terrific in the first four holes, but she played horrifically in the final 14 holes. Dickie V, what is your take on this?
Vitale: Ana De Amas is just hitting too many Manhole Covers. Is she just Huxing it or is she afflicted with Assured Impairment!!!
That's Fuc'ing Bulls*it - too often to count but especially when you have auto put on and it misses 🙂
I just made an update on two words I previously posted in the glossary:
Full Contact Golf = When the finesse shot using a 60 degree wedge at 15 mph wind has a backspin driving ball backwards towards the original position where the net gain is 3 yards or less. This resembles the Bill Defense pushing a running back all the way to the line of scrimmage. As a note, this word was Texan Carry in original post, but I found a better word.
Aaron Judge PGA Tour = Having the ball miss the green by a mile for long par-3s or long approach shots using a 3-Iron, 4-Iron or 5-Iron. The announcers actually say Going, Going Gone. The original word in a different post was Judge Home Run.
There are few terms I made in other post and I will share it here.
First @Noya_Wesa made a term in one of her post which is:
Lip-hanger = Ball is stuck in a lip out state levitating above the hole.
That is a good one to put in this post.
My new terms are shown below:
1) Cardi Creek = Wolf Creek because this course has excessive backspin that dislodges the ball similar to Cardi B throwing the mic on stage.
2) Maverick 3 = The 3rd hole par 3 at Cardi Creek where players have to emulate Maverick’s climb from Top Gun Maverick.
3) Broccoli Bay = Chambers Bay since the physics in this course resembles making putts and shots on top of Broccoli.
4) Lip-hanger Above Cup Consistently = LACC because lip-hangers are common in this course. As a note the term fits the acronym of LACC.
@PalomaMarvel24 Since you mention the lip hangers, we may as well have a visual aid:
That was the 18th at LACC.
So much for Scotty always claiming that you can't change the laws of physics. Clearly he'd never heard of EA and their uncanny abilities...
