Unofficial Glossary (tongue in cheek)
After seeing the woes and the stress that is caused by poor coding and poor design decisions, how about something that tries to reach the lighter side of it all for a change? Perhaps build a list ...
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@Katybee_1313 wrote:
@BossmanMWC wrote:
@Katybee_1313 wrote:Cheesing: Needing 5 long putts for the daily quest. Go to Quick play Lighthouse Pointe, choose all 5 Par 5, picking Red tees with Thursday pins to make it easier. Hit the ball at least 30 feet to the flat spot where it's all flat to the pin.
This was EXACTLY how I used to do those quests. No requirement for how they are done, just that they are done. Rip it from the Reds, hit approach to flat spot on the green hammer it in. Seems like that garbage Wetlands course was also good for this type of approach.
This week they want at least 36 holes at Wolf Creek for 300 tokens. Wolf Creek is not on the schedule and they don't give tokens for Quick play, that's not happening, 18 holes is giving 360 tokens in career mode. No idea who is thinking that stuff.
Thank you for the inspiration of the next two terms.
”Wasted” Management Invitational Open = Playing 36 Holes at Cardi Creek (aka Wolf Creek) in Career Mode to get a meager 360 tokens from the quests. Other games give higher payout for a higher degree of difficulty like this quest.
Dollar Tree Invitational Open = Playing 4 rounds of either one or both tournaments at Cardi Creek dealing with ball physics of Dollar Tree quality. Before Update 6.0, I had to play all four rounds and playing there was a complete nightmare; ball flies around like Cardi B throwing the mic.
Another term that is inspired by another pollster.
Bull’s Heist = Winning a daily/weekly tournament, but are ranked below the players they defeat.
Change-up: When you hit a bunker because you need a sand save, and the game put your ball in the rough for your next shot instead of keeping it in the bunker.
EA Sports Foot Wedge: when your shot lands next to the lip of a bunker but when you get to the ball it’s right in the middle of the bunker and very playable. It’s almost as if the game developers are Patrick Reed fanboys.
"I'm so Mean": Needing a par save, using the crowd around the green to stop the ball on a long par 3 when I need a 3 Hybrid with strong wind behind me. 😞
